Tord (Eddsworld)

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Hentai. Guns. Bacon? I don't know what to fucking put.

Music

Movies

Television

Books

My Hentai collection.

Heroes

Me.

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About me:

(Before interacting, please understand that I am not the actual Tord Larsso. I'm referring to the fictional figure, not the actual voice actor/person himself. This was simply a fan-made parody account. Thank you.)

Who I'd like to meet:

The creators of high school DXD.

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The club isn't the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go (mm-mm)
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
Drinking fast, and then we talk slow (mm-mm)
You come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me, I'll give it a chance now (mm-mm)
Take my hand, stop, put "Van the Man" on the jukebox
And then we start to dance
And now I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, "Boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me"
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
(Mm-mm)
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date (mm-mm)
But you and me are thrifty, so go all-you-can-eat
Fill up your bag, and I fill up a plate (mm-mm)
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay (mm-mm)
And leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the back seat
Tell the driver make the radio play
And I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, "Boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me"
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
(Mm-mm)
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
Oh, I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on (I'm in love with your body)
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on (oh, I'm in love with your body)
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on (I'm in love with your body)
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you

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....Cool.

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zSynz/xShunx

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Reading hentai book but still love you :)

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why, thank you.

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Tom (Eddsworld) 2.0

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The fuck did you do??
Nah cause I expect you to lose the fight tbh.

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Stay the fuck out of this.

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Nahh everyone got beef with Tord lmaooo XD wut he do???

by xXSceneSimpXx; ; Report

Exactly, I didn't do shit. Smh people always act like I'm the fucked up person.

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KRYZ

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I LOVEL YUUUAIOFU AWSJFNJAISOB NUBHWAFO*UBM API(FHB AI LOVE OYU USYUA HDU HAU DUA K IVEI IYYU UI L OVE YOU SO JNCUCHCH I LVOE OYU GRHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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He's ugly, why would you love such a ugly guy?

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

LMAOOO.

by Tom (Eddsworld) 2.0; ; Report

Bro's mad bc he's bitchless.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

Dawg Kim didn't want your ass.

by Tom (Eddsworld) 2.0; ; Report

The only person that would want you are your fangirls and not actual bitches, Tord.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Save that shit for the fight you fucking pussy.

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Look who's talking.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

fuck off already.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

Nah, not until we fight.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Bitch.

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That's what I called your mother last night.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Keep my mothers name out of your fucking mouth whore.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

WOWWWWWWW. Now you're gonna call me a whore too? At least I'm not some gay little twink like YOU.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Gosh, stop trying to ride my dick so badly you slutty ass bitch.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

NAHHHHH. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU CALLED ME.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

I JUST FUCKING DID.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

Shut the fuck up, you stupid cum-dumpster.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

I was one while fucking your moms guts out.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

Jokes on you, my mom is already married.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

That shit I don't care about, If she's free to fuck then I'm not losing any opportunity.

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Fine, I'll fuck both of your parents too to see how much you would like it.

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I don't give two shits dawg.

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Good.

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jasper

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you're the best character

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Thank you.

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Puff-Puff Humbert

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Bro you look so ugly, you don't even look like me

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I'm the better version of you, hop off my dick bro.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

No you ain't?????? You WERE never better than me, blud.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Lie to yourself all you want.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

Most of your fans are just 13 year old girls that draw porn out of you, and that's saying a lot coming from me.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Have you seen the fucking fan fictions about you? We're both equal bitch.

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Shut the fuck up before I fucking fight you.

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Do it pussy.

by Tord (Eddsworld); ; Report

Oh yeah? Well how about you meet me outside, tomorrow in the morning, so we can fucking fight. Right by my van, too.

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BET.

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Be there or you're a fucking pussy.

by Puff-Puff Humbert; ; Report

Lmfao.

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Taliah

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UR BACK

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Yep. Nothing can stop me.

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Taliah

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NO WAY ITS TORD

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The real one.

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Omg

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Taliah

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TORD HIIIIIIII

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Hi.

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