Eridan Ampora

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"i offically havve a matesprit + plannin a wwedding"

6 swweeps old, prince of hope, derse dreamer, seadwweller

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Eridan Ampora's Interests

General

polishing my rings, pulling so many people, filling all of my quadrants totally, practicing wweaponry, riding my dad (NOT IN THAT WAY YOU SICKOS! MY FATHER JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A SEAHORSE), talking to fef (evven though she doesnt really respond anymore)

Music

sex with a ghost, movves like jagger, broadway karkat (i guess), wwill wwood, my owwn broadway music, musical theater songs (IM NOT A THEATER KID, I JUST LIKE THE MUSIC!), and yfm i suppose. kittycat shipper cavve girl made me listen to their stuff.

Movies

seadwweller twwilight, the little mermaid

Television

bubble guppies (I was in an episode of it as a young wwiggler)

Books

Seadwweller Twwilight, WWattpad, AO3, 50 shades of grey

Heroes

the little mermaid (ITS A MATURE MOVVIE, YOU GUYS NEED TO LEAVVE ME ALONE)

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About me:

6 swweeps (13 years old) and bisexual, seadwweller wwhich is much more superior to being a stupid landdwweller, a highblood who should be respected by his peers much more than he is! i hate sol, not like that. i definitely havve all of my quadrants filled out! troll johnny test wwas based off of me, you can just see the resemblence.

Who I'd like to meet:

seadwwellers, preferably. landdwwellers are simply a wwaste of my precious time. also maybe my friends from trollian, but wwhatevver.

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Jericho

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️ Thx for the add

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HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S KATSUKI BAKUGO FROM MHA!!

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greetins other eridan

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Bro

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Say it. Say 'kiss it, bitch'. Say it.

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[OOC: IS THIS A REFERENCE TO THAT ONE STUPID COSPLAY VIDEO OH MY GOD]



uhhhhh


kiss it, bitch

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roxyy

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dont dirnk water after eaitng fish becayse thewater in your sotmach may cause trhe fish to swim around and yu will be gululu gululu i your stomack /q

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O)( MY COD YOU AT-E W)(AT ROXY??

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fihsie,. watr. bluh.

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MY PEOPLE 38(

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im trying to figure out a proper response

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The Sufferer

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GREETINGS DESCENDANT OF ORPHANER.

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hello.....?

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feferi

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ERIDAN
ERIDAN WHAT
WHAT THE ACUAL GLUBING GLUB IS YOUR STATUS SET AS

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im getting married to karkat

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I HAVE ACUALY NO IDEA WHAT THE GLUB YOU ARE TALKING ABOAT

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YOU NEED TO LET MINNOW ABT THESE THINGS

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karkitty

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YOUR RINGS ARE NOT SWAG

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IM GOING TO FUCKING BLOCK YOU

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IM GOING TO FUCKING BLOCK YOU

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GO AHEAD MR. TIMES MY PISSES

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AM I EXPECTED TO NOT REALIZE YOUVVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR OVVER TEN FUCKING HOURS

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timeausTestified

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omg eridan reaal

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disturbedSomething

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Eriidan
II 2ent you 2omethiing
IIt'2 defiiniitely *not* a piipebomb

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i dont knoww if i trust you on that one, but im not evven at my hivve right noww anywway

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II have no rea2on to liie about 2omethiing not beiing a piipebomb 2o iidk why you're beiing 2uch a 2keptiic

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Feferi!

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)(ey t)(ere, Eridan!! 38D

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hello, fef!

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)(ow are you doing? Good, I'm )(oping!

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im doing pretty wwell! a bit busy right now

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O)()()( alrig)(t! glad to )(ear that you’re doing well, t)(ough! 38)

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disturbedSomething

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Hii eriidan.

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hello, landdwweller

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don't be a liittle biitch. II'm tryiing to be niice.

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you knoww that being a bitch is what im best at

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Truly. You are a one triick hoof bea2t and that triick ii2 beiing iin2ufferable

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you know you lovve me, sol

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And what make2 you thiink that

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because
because uhhhhhhhh
like hate-dates dumbass
wwhen wwe wwatched pirates of the caribbean and gavve eachother 3 black eyes

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Oh 2hiit ii forgot abt that

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course you did, sol.

but still, you knoww you lovve me

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You're alriight ii gue22

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thats good enough for me

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<3<

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<3<

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john

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hey eridan! nice profile, dude! love all of the violet.

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thanks.

for a landdwweller, you seem to have some sense.

ill givve you that.

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aw, thanks my finned pal!

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T3R3Z1

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H33333Y TUN4-FOR-BR41NS >:]

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wwhat do you wwant, pyrope?

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OH, NOTH1111NG… JUST TO BUG YOU FOR A B1T. NOW T3LL M3, 1S 1T WORK1NG? >:]

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it is wworking, yes. youre bugging the fuck out of me.

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GOOD TO KNOW. >:]

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