skwisgaar

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"above all things boy, be a man"

I AM NOT A TURTLE!!! ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN!!!

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General

skwisgaar skwigelf, metalocalypse, vulture culture, metal, plants, bugs, vikings, the cambrian period, fish, music, abyssal ocean zone, true crime (NOT TCC), scandinavia, coding, dolls/toys, old shock sites (no i dont go to/look for them), cannibalism, diseases

Music

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GWAR, X-COPS, type o negative (fading hyperfixation), dethklok, mortician, death, macabre, party cannon, skinless, amputated, entombed, cannibal corpse, brainspit, guttural slug, fluids, p3d1tvm, flaccid genitals, andreas ronnberg, intig, sorry..., burzum, bathory, candlemass, darkthrone, fester witch, forgotten ruin, mutiilation, opiated devilsperm, psychonaut 4, tenebris, hole dweller, wintersun, system of a down, deftones, korn, slipknot, rob zombie, acid bath, municipal waste, slaughter to prevail, nailbomb, bikini kill, babes in toyland, mommy long legs, emily's sassy lime, bratmobile, coal chamber, carnivore, dave brockie experience, doyle, misfits, dead kennedys, godsmack, him, insane clown posse, coco and clairclair, body count, kittie, jack off jill, kmfdm, millionaires, mr bungle, nine inch nails, sexual perverts, psychostick, strawberry switchblade, the cure, the smiths, tenebris, the cardigans, your favorite martian, sex bob-omb, weird al, 1782, spf 1000, children of bodom, nattefrost, mayhem, kekht arakh, forgotten woods, brokencyde, millionaires, weezer, orgy, ramones, the garden, radiohead, the smashing pumpkins, scary butches, Путь, fupa goddess, orgy, pop-a-squat, pig destroyer, haggus, putrid stu, impetigo, alien fvcker, friedhof, cursed pumpkin, gutalax, the b-52's, social distortion, coal chamber, flyleaf, chappell roan, xasthur, cradle of filth, kate bush, fluids, axeslasher

Movies

anything horror, b movies, my bloody valentine 1981, doomstar requiem 2013, army of the doomstar 2023, postal 2007, heavy trip 2018, the thing 1982, american psycho 2001, scott pilgrim vs the world 2010, little shop of horrors 1986, frankenhooker 1990, may 2002, boy kills world 2024, resident evil extinction 2007, sleepaway camp 1983, pearl 2022

Television

metalocalypse, 1000 ways to die, my little pony, clone high, rupauls drag race

Books

dethcomics, american psycho, pinky and pepper forever

Heroes

lollipop chainsaw, postal, postal 2, hatred, fnf, alice madness returns, sims 4, that's not my neighbor, nene’s interactive sui, ddlc, roblox, lucius, class of 09

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About me:



minor - he/him lesbian - metalhead, punk, goth 𓋹 - gamer, artist - vulture culture - metalocalypse - vikings - radqueer/tcc/gore/proship dni - anti good faith identity - physical media collector - skwisgaar skwigelf fan <3 - i definitely have adhd lmfao (hyperfixated on metalocalypse and gwar) - kind of russian - also dni if you're one of those "neet shut in femcels" i find u extremely annoying - acab, from the river to the sea - discord: skwisgwar

saw gwar 6.15.24
I SWAER I USE ;-; IRONICALLY PLS

Rock On

Who I'd like to meet:

likeminded people, skwistok shippers, metalheads, metalocalypse fans. if i add you our music taste is probably similar

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Divine Intervention

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SICK PAGE WTFFF! i love the cursor

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TYY!!!

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—̳͟͞͞or͜͜͜io๋࣭n p๋ha͜nt࣪͡asm࣪

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I LOVE METALOPACALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YAYYAYYYYYYY I LOVE METSLOCSLPSE!!!!!!! HOOEAY!!!!! ineed tl rewatch it its been tew long.... heartbresk emoj skwisgaar is literally meeee i llovw u my hyperfixations

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Toki is literally me... I talk in a similar rhythm and my friends relentlessly bully me (loving, or so they say,,)

by —̳͟͞͞or͜͜͜io๋࣭n p๋ha͜nt࣪͡asm࣪; ; Report

but I see Skwis and Toki as brothers. they whole band are brothers and Charlie is their dad

by —̳͟͞͞or͜͜͜io๋࣭n p๋ha͜nt࣪͡asm࣪; ; Report

i be forgetting how skwisgaar honestly isnt thst popular becusw ijust like him s much honestly i think im more hyperfixated on the character rather the show skull emoji

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his episode was so sad,, let him have a dad!!

by —̳͟͞͞or͜͜͜io๋࣭n p๋ha͜nt࣪͡asm࣪; ; Report

I HATEE fatherklok and surfetta SHE PISSES ME OFF SO BAD PLASE tyr come back.. i need anither episode with tyr and skwis i love them just let them b happy .........

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TYR GOT FUCKED OVER SO BAD... i hate Skwis's mom. tyr and skiws reunion!? when!?

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i will make it happen.

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Allister

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Wait dawg do you speak russian

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noo unfortunately:(...just part russian

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Ohhh fair I'd love to learn Russian one day, I only speak French and English ‍💫

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yeah i'd love to learn another language i jst cant commit and my memory is wack lol

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True.... so many languages and so little time

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calvin ^_^

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how are u kind of russian

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I’m just a little russian

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tickles your butt

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im gonna tocuh you

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PLEASE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rory

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HOLY SHIT DUDE I LUV UR PROFILE
u seem super cool ty for the add :D

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TYYYSM YOU ARE SOOO COOL^_^

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AAA TY ^^

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calvin ^_^

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come over im ready to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

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YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👅💦💦💦💦💦

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👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦

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saylor

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i’m coming over to touch you be ready 👅💦👅

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!👅👅👅

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fred

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SAY ON SKIBIDI 👅👅👅👅👅👅

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i’m touching you.

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narp narp

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jeremy

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thx for the add!! i love ur profile :3

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YAY TY ^_^ your layout is so awsme too

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eric

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hey thanks 4 adding me back!! u seem supercool :3

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OFC NP!!!u too colon3

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Micky

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You seem so cool holy moly

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TYY :)

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Xx_Ch3f_xX

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omg metalocalypse fan hii

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heyyy :)

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Hexecution

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awesome profile as well

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THANKS! :)

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Wes

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METALOCALYPSE GRAAARGH METALOCALYPSE SAVE ME...

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pls stop callin skwisgaar ur girlfriend hes my wife..... .....

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Leave my gf alone pleaz,... my gorgeous goil

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ME AND SKWISGAAR ARE MARRIED

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Please stop HARASSING MY GOILINENFFNFFEDF!!!!!!!

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WE ARE MARRIED.

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jazzy :3

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heyyy

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Hi poopppise

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saylor

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I think craig might like type o negative..

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Just a stab in the dark

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nathaniel.

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YOUR PROFILE IS SO COOL i love all the decor

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THANK YOU!!!! :)

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calvin ^_^

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freaky 👅

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show me those cheeks👅💦

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LMAOOOO

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Z ☆

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METALOCALYPSE AND GWAR!!!! you're r so cool

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AHOLY Moly... what songs from them do u like?:)

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hmmmm from dethklok I've been listening to a lot of dethalbum 3 lately, especially skyhunter and impeach god, and from gwar I rlly like the salaminizer, venom of the platypus is pretty good too!!

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personally the newer gwar stuff isnt really for me, but right now i really like biledriver and womb with a view, from dethklok i like biological warfare and fansong

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saylor

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HELLO CRAIG!!

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HELLO SAYLOR...:)

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