GOATKISSER :3
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GOATKISSER :3's Interests
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meowmmewomewomeow |
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⌖ what we do in the shadows ⌖ the red shoes ⌖ come and see ⌖ but i'm a cheerleader ⌖ brokeback mountain ⌖ the nightmare before christmas ⌖ the crow ⌖ ari aster's movies ⌖ MUSICALS ⌖ horror movies/slashers ⌖ |
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TWO ULTIMATE HORSE SHOWS |
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no matter how many books ive read in my lifetime no matter how many more ill read in the future we all know the only real literature is |
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Heroes |
My dear kitten.
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About me:
«You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me, and hating me through death and after.»
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HELLO my dearest internet friends! my name is valentin but please don't call me that unless you came here with a profitable commercial offer or you're my middle school teacher. instead you can call me valen or val depending on how many letters you're willing to type today. you could also call me valya but that's for when we're already 'ready to meet your parents' close
if you haven't guessed already im an evil satanist. and im also secretly a vampire (but shhh keep it between us. its a secret after all). i play guitar make poor attempts at singing and ive touched a piano once in my life. im a very skilled artist but an evil witch cursed me to be only able to draw silly cats. in my free time i not only kiss goats but sometimes even men
even though you can't tell by looking at my blue eyed white ass im actually kazakh (not native obviously) and my time zone is gmt+5. so if you're only awake when im asleep that's on you i need my eight hours of beauty sleep. otherwise im almost always online or check spacehey every three seconds because i miss you guys this much. also my english kinda sucks at times pardon that
i am very much autistic. just letting y'all know beforehand so you won't come complaining later
Who I'd like to meet:
new friends!
or a rich husband from a country with a good quality of living who's willing to marry me the same day he lies his eyes on my profile (because i'm a hopeless romantic and believe in true love at first sight. and NOT because i want citizenship)
either one of these two works :-3
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have to warn you guys im never going to message anyone first. EVERRRR. even if i think you're the coolest and most interesting person ive ever seen in my life. so please be so kind to figure out that i want to talk to you (by reading my mind) yourself and message me first. um not that hard
you can also message me on discord (it's 'goatkisser' gotta keep the brand) but i might not see it as quicky because mr discord refuses to send me notifications most of the time
i accept almost everyone but make sure to be over 16 if you wish to engage in fascinating conversations with me. just because i accepted your friend requests on an internet social media platform 'spacehey' doesn't mean you should talk to random old men kids
do i really have to add that you shouldn't befriend me if you're some nazi racist lgbtkznvphobic or whatever weirdo eh? supporters of any war/genocide are included
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GOATKISSER :3's Friends Comments
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Angel ⚢ 
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LPS mentioned I know what you are. |
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Olivo 
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you are sooo cool omg I LOVE YOUR PAGE- ::::DDDDDDDD¡¡¡¡¡¡ |
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A1k0!!! 
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NO. DAM. WAYY. YOUR PROFILE IS SO COOL LIKEE--- WHAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!??!? and i agree catwarriors is the only literature we need IT SHOULD BE TEACHED IN SCHOOL. BTW REAL IMPORTANDDD!! lova ya have a nice day mwa mwa (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)( •̀ ω •́ )✧ thank you so much. you profile is wayyyy cooler so i really appreciate how passionate you are about mine. and yes of course warrior cats is the only right way to teach kids about the most horrible things in life by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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Tyler i guess 
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favorite musicals? Mine r Cats, Hedwig, Rocky Horror, Lisztomania, Phantom of the Paradise, Head, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, and 1 of all time All That Jazz oh on im failing a poser test. i can never pick favorite things so I'm afraid it'll remain a mystery. but thanks for the recs by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report Oooooh shit not trying to gatekeep you man sorry if it came off that way by Tyler i guess; ; Report not at all don't worry. im just a little jokester by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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Lomito ⦻ 
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I love your profile, it's great how you decorated it. |
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Eros 
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the best about me section in spacehey damn what an honor. thank you everyone for supporting me and my about me section. now do i get a chocolate medal or what? by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report no you ask you're the one who proclaimed me a winner. im too shy by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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HypeMeowX3 
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kiss goat smooch by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report WHy amM I PURPlE by HypeMeowX3; ; Report drugs in the air by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report hugs not drugs 💪💪 by HypeMeowX3; ; Report |
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c0lin_l3ettuc/e 
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AHHH YR PROFILE IS SO COOL !!!!!1 I ALSO LOVE LPS YAYYY 🐛🪲 ^.^ yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss lps are the best smiling devil emoji by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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Adrian 👾 
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Love your profile! It's really cool! thank you friend!! and i love your profile. really enjoyed reading it by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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Reagan <33 
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thx 4 adding me, you seem cool thank you!! by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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lulu ☆ 
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thanks for adding me dude :3 u look very cool and i love ur lps pfp!! thank you!!! my pfp is me in real life by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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࣪⋆ noah ! ⋆࣪ 
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ty for adding mee ! kewl profile :3 thank you!! >:-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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lostan4lohan 
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luv ur profile thank you!! by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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Frankie 
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mr goatkisser, why are you so awesome???? In all seriousness tho, you seem like a cool person! I'd love to chat with you for realsies !! blushes cutely. thank you my dear pink friend. you can message me here or on discord or send a pigeon with a letter. surprisingly discord is the least safe option out of these three since i only get notifications on new year my birthday and every seventh friday. so pick wisely. ill be waiting ;-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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MoonBased 
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love your profile thank youuu. love yours too :-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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# :: RAY 
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hihi! i love ur profile!!!!!! :3 thank you!! >:-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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golgothasTerror 
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Hello! Your profile is fascinating, you seem like a very interesting person yourself, I mean this in a good way of course. I'd love to get to know you better one of these days! hihi thank you!! your profile looks equally fascinating and you seem super cool too :-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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★ — SEIF 
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HIHIHII!!! UR PROFILE IS RLLY COOL!!!! :33 and omg is the intro animation ghost??? whats ur fav song of them if u dont mind me asking?? :))) hell o thanks and i love your profile too! yesss my intro is mister cardinal saying 'tada' thought it would be funny. i in general don't really have 'favorite songs' and asking me to pick a favorite ghost song is like asking me to pick a favorite child... i ate all my children... anyways i would say something basic like year zero or he is because im a good little satanist by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report tysm! and yeah, i get that. my fav song changes dramatically based on my mood so its all over the place but those are rlly good picks!! even if theyre considered basic, theyre still good asl :3 exactlyyy you get me. and thank you :-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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raven ꒰ა𐂂໒꒱ 
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i LOVE your layout, im so obsessed with your loading screen omg THANK YOUUU. when i found out you can add a loading screen this was my first thought hehehe by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report |
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☆: C i e l ˚˖~ 
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HEEEEY HEEEY SHU ITSUKI LIKR SHAKES YOU AROUND I LIKE UR THEME AND LPS !! shu is having his moment. thank you!! >:-3 by GOATKISSER :3; ; Report SHE DESERVES IT (also imagine im like, waving my hands around cuz I SWEAR TO GOD I had a theme going and it broke so Im redoing a different one) by ☆: C i e l ˚˖~; ; Report |
thank you so much. you profile is wayyyy cooler so i really appreciate how passionate you are about mine. and yes of course warrior cats is the only right way to teach kids about the most horrible things in life
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