Allister

"Participating in a game of paintball (using real guns)"

Life sucks, so make the worst of it!

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Mood: Living the way god intended me to: smoking pussy and eating weed

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/axoharpoon

Allister's Interests

General	Extraterrestrial life ★ "disturbing class" by making comics ★ playing bass ★ skateboarding and snowboarding ★ cryptozoology ★ procrastination ★ hating and trolling ★ drawing ★ ruining people's day ★ funny-looking socks (I have a collection)
Music	blink-182 ★ Green Day ★ Weezer ★ +44 ★ Descendents ★ NOFX ★ The Offspring ★ ABBA ★ Box Car Racer ★ Angels and Airwaves ★ Rammstein ★ The Cure ★ Pennywise ★ Lagwagon ★ Sublime ★ No Doubt ★ 311 ★ My Chemical Romance ★ Screeching Weasel ★ Beastie Boys ★ Run-DMC ★ Radiohead ★ KMFDM ★ Less Than Jake ★ Nine Inch Nails ★ Queen Latifah ★ Jughead's Revenge ★ Bad Religion ★ Sonic Youth ★ Skinny Puppy ★ Smashing Pumpkins ★ Public Enemy ★ The Strokes
Movies	Saw ★ Final Destination ★ Scream ★ Donnie Darko ★ South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut ★ American Pie ★ Trailer Park Boys ★ Idle Hands ★ Dude, Where's My Car? ★ Jackass ★ Idiocracy ★ Scott Pilgrim VS the World ★ Superbad ★ American History X ★ Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person ★ Wayne's World ★ Gremlins ★ Brokeback Mountain ★ 8 Mile ★ A Clockwork Orange ★ Ghostbusters
Television	The Office ★ Eddsworld ★ Salad Fingers ★ South Park ★ Trailer Park Boys ★ Beavis and Butthead ★ Kim Possible ★ Danny Phantom ★ Breaking Bad ★ Gravity Falls ★ Over the Garden Wall ★ Better Call Saul ★ Dan VS
Books	Articles about unsolved mysteries ★ Scott Pilgrim ★ 1984 ★ Dracula ★ Garfield ★ Animal Farm ★ Bone
Heroes	Anyone willing to talk to me

Allister's Links

Instagram	@axoharpoon
Twitter	@2Axo2Harpoon
YouTube	youtube.com/@axoharpoon
Tumblr	tumblr.com/axoharpoon
Facebook	@HarpoonShootingAxolotl
TikTok	@allister_did_your_mom
Reddit	@HarpoonShootingAxo
Snapchat	@axoharpoon
Pinterest	@axoharpoon
Spotify	Spotify
Last.fm	@Harpoon_Axo
Letterboxd	@AxoHarpoon
Website	axoharpoon.carrd.co

Allister's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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Firecracker blew up in my face (view more)

fav movie/show quotes (view more)

hit my three year cake day on reddit (view more)

Allister's Blurbs

About me:

Aspiring alien researcher, musician and animator. Been stuck on Earth 18 whole years now. I don't add back TCC, screw you weirdos

If there's an alien next to my profile pic it means I'm online

Song is Aliens Exist by blink-182, and the status is a reference to Zanta Claws by Eddsworld

https://layouts.spacehey.com/layout?id=3791 (for the layout)

https://layouts.spacehey.com/layout?id=25237 (for the alien in meet)

https://layouts.spacehey.com/layout?id=1678 (for the cursor)

https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=97599 (for the music code)

Who I'd like to meet:

Aliens, preferably some with anal probes

Allister's Friend Space

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Allister has 202 friends.

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Allister's Friends Comments

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Simon (Inactive)	1711716844 Def one of the coolest people ive met, stay awesome man Report Comment You too homie, KMFDM dans against tccers forever by Allister; 1711729475; Report
Danny :3	1711336145 Thank you for the add! You have no idea how happy I am to meet a normal KMFDM fan for once Report Comment Yesss!! I've only met three on this website, makes me sp happy when I do tho by Allister; 1711371806; Report
S@LLLL !! <3	1710284742 ur profile is so awesome we share so many interests =33 Report Comment thank you! Yours is awesome too by Allister; 1710300857; Report
EliteCaptainNeko	1710032003 tyy 4 da add ^_^ !! its so hard to find any other KMFDM fans on this site (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)⁠・⁠・⁠・ Report Comment Yeah, or normal ones at least!! Stay awesome homie by Allister; 1710032136; Report
finkeeo	1704654975 guys this is my best friend Report Comment 🙏🙏 by Allister; 1704657835; Report
CJ bites people	1703482662 easily my coolest friend on here. Report Comment hell yeah you too king by Allister; 1703483694; Report
Wubzilla	1698181323 Great page! Report Comment Yoo thanks! Took me some time to set up lol and I recently had to change all the images hosted on discord but I'm happy with how it came out. It really looks like the earlt 2000s which is what I was aimign for so I'm proud by Allister; 1699309652; Report
alienshark2001	1689439022 Im living inside your underwear Report Comment no you're not the tom boxers are at my dads house by Allister; 1689439071; Report
Smug_scone	1689105095 axo whats ur opinion dogs Report Comment Same one held by Mr. Thomas DuLonge by Allister; 1689109103; Report
Perty The Virtual Musician	1660031530 💕 💞 Report Comment
seph#0538	1648471059 thanks for the add mate consider adding me on discord, I'm more active there: UWify#0538 Report Comment It says I can't add you... want my Discord tag? by Allister; 1648557305; Report I have this setting enabled cuz I got hacked and I don't wanna risk it again. Drop it. by seph#0538; 1648575417; Report Oh ok, sorry by Allister; 1648583616; Report ...r u gonna send it? by seph#0538; 1648599714; Report OH I'M so sorry I thought you meant 'drop it' as 'drop the idea of a friend rq'. Yeah I'll DM rn by Allister; 1648610389; Report
gez	1646249760 awesome art and profile theme!! thanks for accepting :] Report Comment Thank you so much!! and you're welcome! The layout is linked in the About Me by Allister; 1646260164; Report
Perty The Virtual Musician	1646103399 💕 💞 Report Comment
Wacky Alex	1645803452 THANKS FOR THE ADD! I am always playing wacky music. Take a listen? Have a suggestion? ► FunHouseRadio.com HahHHahhHHahha! Report Comment