Jerk

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"setting off Geiger counters in your area"

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Jerk's Interests

General

A lot!!! Think /mu/ but with even less self-respect. Just check out my last.fm
Favourite genres: first wave emo, folk rock, electronic(a), DSBM, whatever
Top 5 currently: Neutral Milk Hotel, Snow Strippers, S4LEM, Car Seat Headrest, Moss Icon

Music

I'm a sucker for namsploitation, pretentious french new wave (bonus points if it's starring jean-pierre leaud, anything about Italians doing crime in New York (bonus if it's starring Al Pacino, of course), and anything with zombies. And Jackass.
If you were to ask me for my top 5 movies at the time of me typing this I would say: Apocalypse Now, Re-Animator, Le Depart, Un Homme Qui Dort and Reindeerspotting.
I have letterboxd.

Movies

I've watched The Walking Dead like 6 times now I think. But you can never make me watch the last season. I also like the Jackass series because of course I do. I love A Bit of Fry & Laurie and I HATE House M.D. but I cannot stop watching it. I love Hannibal even though I will always say that the movies are better. I love Twin Peaks. And It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And I don't watch this anymore but when I was a kid I watched the 2017 animated Spider-Man series like 5 times and nothing else so it deserves a mentino.

Television

I LOVE VALVE!!!!! I LOVE VALVE! I OWN EVERY VALVE GAME! Thank you, thank you, I know this is awesome. I love Half-Life and I love Left 4 Dead and i had to dedicate a whole day to clearing up my laptop's storage enough to get Left 4 Dead 2. And Portal. Even though admittedly I haven't played Portal 2
I also love Postal and Postal 2 and Cry of Fear because I suck and Sally Face because I suck and Stepmania and Cruelty Squad holy shit I love Cruelty Squad god damn you Finns.
And Undertale..........

Books

Crime. I'm never going to call it true crime because it's purely academic and I don't want to be associated with that batch of 14 year olds and/or millenial commentary YouTubers.
Speaking of millenial YouTubers. Jreg is basically the only YouTuber I still watch.
I love internet things I love internet the internet I love icebergs and lolcows and THE INTERNET I looooooooove the internet give me more Internet.

Heroes

Fuck you neil fuck you caleb fuck you molgui fuck you bella fuck you eddy fuck you spencer fuck you jesse fuck you tyra fuck you meadow

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About me:

I can rub my belly and pat my head simultaneously and also count up to 15 I would tell you my age but it is bigger than this number sorry. I'm online always forever

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gorgasm

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elite taste in absolutely EVERYTHING I can just tell you're a cool person to be around

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Elara

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i cannot explain how much i love ur profileeee

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also what's the profile song that shit's so good

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THANK YOU I love yours too! Song is ННД by Tomorrow.

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ur amazing ty

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fig ♡

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thanks for the add! you seem sick as fuck and we share a handful of interests :)

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You too!

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Noel_cutz

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Thank for the add bro!!!

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