[ TEDDY ]

"skool sux ballz"

17 ☢ Auckland, NZ.

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[ TEDDY ]'s Interests

General

i get up to a bunch of shit. i love music and playing in my shitty pop punk bands, i also do aggressive inline skating (because i suck at skateboarding...). i like to do art, and get crunk with my awesome friends, and code stupid shit on the internet, and im actually pretty smart tbh, i do a lot of physics and english. i also kiss a lot of boys. yeah. i used to be a pretty well-known graffiti tagger, too.

What Flavour Are You? I tashte like Alcohol.

I tashte like Alcohol.

Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer.

Music

im really into literally anything from 1992-2013. fav bands of all time are linkin park, fall out boy, my chem, leathermouth + sum 41. just check out my spotify, okay? i listen to a fuck ton of music LMFAO. ps: i have a massive cd collection. u jealous? ☠ ☠ CLICK HERE 2 CHECK OUT MY SPOTIFY

Movies

the matrix is my favourite movie of all time. but i also really like jackass, ghostbusters, the other 3 matrix movies, ferris buellers day off, american pie, bill and ted, waynes world, and anything else that was made in the 90s and 2000s. or is about aliens. i have about 50 dvds i burned sitting in my room somewhere. the movie i recommend to everyone is paul. fucking love aliens.

Television

i like to think i'm an og mtv downtown fan, and i also really like any animated tv (im actually planning on studying animation when i finish highschool). i love south park, beavis and butthead, south park, daria, the simpsons, futurama, 3south, jackass, good omens, and shit like adventure time and regular show.

Books

the catcher in the rye is my favourite book. holden caulfield is literally me. i also read a lot of comics, im really into the batman universe, and whatever jhonen vasquez will let me get my grubby little hands on. although recently all ive been reading is my textbooks... exams! ew!

Heroes

chester bennington and frank iero ♡

What Video Game Character Are You? I am an Asteroid.

I am an Asteroid.

I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind.

What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Crash Helmet.

I am a Crash Helmet.

I may appear to take risks, but they're always carefully calculated to be not actually that risky. My primary concern is for my safety and comfort, and that of those around me; only when that's taken care of do I go after fun. What Sort of Hat Are You?

[ TEDDY ]'s Links

Instagram	@m4ssnerder
Twitter	@F1XF4XFUCKY0U
YouTube	youtube.com/@t3ddymu5td13
Tumblr	massn3rder.tumblr.com
TikTok	@ect0slimer
Reddit	@ghostBiologist
Pinterest	@nicoplasm
Spotify	Spotify
Website	teddymustdie.neocities.org

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About me:

sup im teddy. im a 16 year old dude from auckland new zealand, but im actually from newcastle australia (silverchair actually went to high school w my mum). uh yeah im actually pretty geeky, but i make up for it by being wayyyy fucking radical. yeah... also im GAYYY and i love music (fun fact: i play 7 intstruments). im pretty much every teenage boy archetype from the year 2004 rolled into one. also im a big ass linkin park fan...... tldr: i rule!! i reckon im a bit of a girlblogger tbh. boyblogger??? maybe i just need to get off my xbox once in a fuckin while ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my anthem: pretty fly 4 a white guy - the offspring (pop punk 4 life)

PHOTOS OF ME AND OTHER JUNK

just kidding im sorry. too lazy to get photos onto a webhoster rn.....

WARNING!!

THIS PROFILE MAY CAUSE:

Dizziness
Jealousy
Diarrhea
Constipation
Total annihilation of the human race...
Impaired ability to operate heavy machinery

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random probing by my UFO bros

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Later, loser.

Who I'd like to meet:

the guy who invented cigarettes. i owe whoever that is a lot... also jhonen vasquez or jg quintel. or maybe fred durst, i would challenge him to a karate duel. id fucking lose but it would be AWESOME! ‎ ☠ ☠ YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY DEAD (INSIDE). ☠ ☠ EMAIL ME: starpunk2007@outlook.co.nz

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