vincent (5 times divorced dad Era)

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General

Getting married!/Trying to recontact my daughter (still not working)/Getting divorced/Fishing/Drinking beer/Pestering bartenders/Getting arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but the police realize I’m sober and just a crackhead/Getting kicked out for pestering said bartenders

Music

Joy division/The Smiths/Slipknot/Nirvana/Deftones/Evanescance/My bloody valentine/My chemical romance/Snot/TV girl/radiohead (Guyz, this account is satirical, but I do genuinely like this music so please feel free to talk about it! This idea did come from Chicken nuggetz over a joke I like fourty year old man music, and I always joked with my friends I’m like a fourty year old man. I’m not really)

Movies

American psycho/The house that Jack built/Misery/Fear and loathing in las Vegas/

Television

The inbetweeners/Neon genesis evangelion/cowboy bebop/the promised neverland (I’ve only seen season one though)/the disastrous life of Saiki Kusuo/The amaziing world of gumball

Books

American psycho/misery/the green mile/death note (manga)/Uzumaki

Heroes

The magistrates who handle my divorces (love y’all)

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Hey guys I’m Vincent. (40 y/o) I’ve been divorced 5 times for multiple things. Also avy made a fan blinkie of me and it’s very cool!

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1. Divorced from Anya- I gave her gonorreah. It was because I sat on the urinal in taco bell. Then had passionate (well acording to her, mediocre) birds and the bee’s time.

2- Fabienne. We had a kid, but I got milk (ran away to England). So divorced due to desertion.

3-Kaylor. I just cheated. Damnnn the doughnut worker had ass

4- Fabienne (.2) she was the doughnut worker. I then cheated on her with a mechanic (oops). Lets just say she really enjoyed my spanner.

5-Christine I cheated on her (again) with her mother.

6- Katie- this divorce is being processed. Anyway I spent too much time playing roblox so we divorced over that.

Who I'd like to meet:

Look, I don’t know. But I know I sound bad, but these divorces ain’t my fault.

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kenny (visual kei era)

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im gonna goon you

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goons you

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mogs you

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YOU BETTER ADD MY FAN BLINKIE TO YOUR PFP RIGHT NOW

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HOW DO U DO THAT

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i’LL SEND THE LINK

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OKOK

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SHOW ME

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SHOW ME

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I MSGED YOU IT

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I PUT IT ON MY PROFILE

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YAYYY
YOUR PROFILE IS SIGMA NOW

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IT WONT LOAD

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TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT

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ty for accepting (gl trough your divorces)

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They have been tough on me…but oh well theres plenty of fish in the sea, just a shame I’ve caught 3/4 of them. Along with various diseases…

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Don't go spreading around your diseases...

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It’s a little late for that I’m afraid

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🌸 ☾~ 𝕎𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕𝕂𝕚𝕕 ~☽ 🌸

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your such a twink.

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kenny (visual kei era)

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WAHOO!!!! THANKS FOR ACCEPTING YOU ARE VERY SKIBIDI!

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YEAH TYY <3
I LOVE FANUM TAXING THE POOR

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THATS SO KAWAII SUGOI!!!!

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YAA 💖💖💖💖💖

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OMG UR SO COOL AND U ROCK <33 SO KAWAII :3 >< <3 >_< BE MINE

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TYYYY :3333

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NNP <3

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Allister

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What cd did you try to steal

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I actually stole a couple over the course of a week. It was just one particular one that got me caught.
So beforehand I stole the toxicity (system of a down) album, and that went surprisingly well you know? Didn’t get searched or anything.

Then I got cocky.

So then I attempted to steal the who really cares album (TV girl) and in Utero (Nirvana) both at once. Used the employee bathroom, rammed them up their using a toilet brush…but then security found out…and used the CCTV from the bathroom as evidence of my theft. Now your probably thinking surely they can’t have CCTV in cubicles? Well I didn’t do it in a cubicle I did it right in the middle of a bathroom.

Anyway I got a year and 6 months paired with a lifetime humiliation.

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That's crazy. Did they let you keep the other ones?

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Yes actually, they never found out about the theft of the toxicity album. But funnily enough, they let me keep both who really cares and in utero because according to the manager

“Those have been up your ass, no ones going to buy them”

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Sweet lifehack

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Kay

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I love your profile so much

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Tyy!
I love yours too!

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Hozej

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I LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE x3

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SAAMMMEEE <3

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OMG I WANNA BANG HIM SO BAD

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TooWeirdToLive

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Sick profile dude!

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Thanks!! :33

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Patrick Bateman

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Hello.

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Hi.
Paul Allens a fucking bastard.

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That is one thing I could actually agree ON.

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Raxel

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thanx 4 the add! i also like your new business card hehe

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Thanks, but I have to replace it. A certain *bastard* copied it. They used the same tasteful paper thickness. So now I need to find a new variety because my business card needs to be better

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BIGGESTFAGGOTALIVE

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PORN WATCHER GRAHHHHHHHH

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YUH HUH

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YUH HUH

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NUH UHH YOU WATCH FURRY PORN!

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YUH HUH YOU WATCH GAY FEMBOY PORN

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NU UH YOU WATCH FURRY SCAT PLAY!

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dang i cant think of anything else xc

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I HAVE OUTWITTED YOU YET AGAIN

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GRRRR NOOOOO XC

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAH L

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Pepper

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I love the silly little batemans on ur profile they made my day

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Thats good :)
Thank you!
He is truly the silly

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lexxx

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*insert here the spiderman pointing at another spiderman meme* :0

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if having an old computer style layout, with an “alpha male” movie character was a crime we would both be getting the death penalty LMAOOO

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