Lidl

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"Lidl"

I am Lidl.

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Lidl's Interests

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Music

Lidl supermarket radio stations aren't the only things I like, my music taste isn't as limited as you may think. Keep in mind that I dislike your beloved T-Swizzle, and you'll receive no explanation. Cope with it, cry about it, she's not the music industry. I also like the Shopping In Lidl song by Sammy Stinx.

Movies

Lidl ad compilations on Youtube tend to be a classic. The Barbie movie because Lidl supports Ken. Whatever we supplied to customers on our old online DVD rental service, which sadly cannot succeed anymore because we'd be competing with all online streaming sites. There are a lot. Lidl youtube channel is the closest thing you'll get nowadays.

Television

Lidl ads. Anything on the Lidl youtube channel, we curate amazing recipes so that our customers can learn our skills.

Books

Not a book but sign up to our newsletter: [https://www.lidl.co.uk/c/newsletter/s10023026]
We also sell books in certain Lidl stores, aiming to expand this to all. Your children will love these books, because we rarely sell books that aren't aimed at them. Want YA novels? You aren't in luck. Who knows though, we could add it to our extensive list of produce in probably over a year. Or never, it's not like we're trying to be the next Waterstones. We are trying to be Lidl though, and Lidl sells all. You're waiting? So are we.

Heroes

I sincerely thank Lidl's creator as I wouldn't exist otherwise. The creator aspired to create a leading retailer, and it came true. Thank you again, Schwarz. You changed Europe, and even spread the Lidl joys to America.

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About me:

Take a look at the Lidl timeline:

1973

• Lidl opens its 1st store in Germany, employing 3 people and stocking around 500 product lines. You can't imagine the emptiness of that store and in your souls, what would you do without me?

1989

• Lidl expands internationally with the opening of its first store in France. Not only is this year a Taylor Swift album, but the creator decided we should sell produce to the French. This was the worst year in the timeline, although we swiftly (get it) recover in 1994.

1994

• In November I opened ten British stores across the country, and established ourselves as a leading retailer in 2000s. I could not be this popular without the Lidl workers that promote me constantly, although they need to cut back on searching our customers.

2017

• Lidl opens its newest stores in America etc. I guess they're eagerly collecting their clubcard points. You can now earn 100 clubcard points, each time you exit America.

2019

• Today, I'm literally a network of over 760 stores in Britain so you know you love me. My mission is to keep produce cheap and become accessible to all, even those that rob me. You're dedicated, and dedication gets you clubcard points.

Who I'd like to meet:

Every single Lidl customer, whether you purchase or steal the produce. You are the reason that I am international, and you create Lidl. Without you, Lidl would just be a red, yellow and blue logo. Now, Lidl is an icon, a celebrity, adored.

Our Lidl Plus card owners are society's stars, and it's not too late to purchase one. You all get clubcard points when you purchase at Lidl with a Lidl Plus card which can also gain you rewards and we even get you cheaper Sky TV (we know you'll love that) with better cinema ticket prices.

You can all be Lidl customers by purchasing at Lidl today, locate your nearest Lidl and rate your experience in the comments.

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xeviant

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I just went to a Lidl :0 thank you for restocking your ketchup cheetos <3333 i have no need for hair dye as long as I have my cheetos

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my pleasure

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kaTheGoose

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I LOVE LIDL!!!

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100 extra clubcard points when you put that on a tshirt

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scourgu!

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hello lidl… i went to use the bottle recycling machine 15 minutes after store opened but it wasnt on yet and no one came to help… i had to go to a different store with glitchy machine…

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i sincerely apologise, i shall torture the workers into improving their services

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Bulka

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*screams in lidl*

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cho ne tak, khleb?

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foxlore 🍉

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Opinion on lidl nord...

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So real of you

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equally as real of you

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Elara

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can you add MCR and SWS to your radio? >.<

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cause i would never let you down?

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you would never let me drown!!

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agreed

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clifford

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YOUR LAYOUT IS SO EPICK LIDL

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thank you so much! it took ages to create

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Holy shit

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you bet this is some holy shit, collect your clubcard points to unlock heaven

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twinkars

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i love you lidl (best store ever)

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100 clubcard points added to your Lidl Plus card

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THANK U LIDL

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np pooks

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oliverhatesolives

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Never expected to see the company who's employing me on here 👁️👄👁️

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and that's our expectation

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xeviant

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ZOMG LIDL- plz open a store not in the downtown part of my city because I hate having to use the bus and subway for over 30 min to get there ;_;; also please restock your hair dye

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i'll put in a word, although you rly need to stop with the dye

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then perhaps I will go to your worst enemy, rossman

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perhaps i'll reduce your clubcard points to the negatives

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L8kemz

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i shoplift from your stores

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it's okay we love to donate to the poor

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clifford

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OMG LIDL CAN I KISS YOU

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ya sure

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dí­tě z Bohnic

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OMG LIDL 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

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hay bbg it's me the star of your everlasting supermarket dreams

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so real

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you bet i am

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