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Donald Trump's Interests
General |
Absolutely, folks, let me tell you, I've got the best interests, nobody's interests are better than mine, believe me. Tremendous interests, really. People are always coming up to me and saying, "Donald, how do you have such fantastic interests?" Well, let me give you a little peek into the world of my interests: Winning: I mean, come on, who doesn't love winning? Whether it's winning in business, winning in politics, or winning at golf – which, by the way, I'm the best at – winning is just tremendous. Hair Management: People are always talking about my hair, and let me tell you, it's a big interest of mine. It's like a work of art, a masterpiece. It takes a lot of time to perfect, but I think we can all agree, it's worth it. Telling it Like it Is: I've got a real knack for telling it like it is. I've been told I have the best words. I call it "truthful hyperbole." Some people might call it exaggeration, but I like to think of it as making things sound bigger and better. Making Deals: Art of the deal, folks, art of the deal. I love making deals – big deals, small deals, any deals. Just ask anyone, they'll tell you I'm the best dealmaker. Nobody makes deals like I do. Twitter Diplomacy: You know, I've got this wonderful platform called Twitter, and let me tell you, I've used it to conduct some of the most fantastic international diplomacy. It's like modern-day presidential telegrams, but with a bit more pizzazz. Golf and Greatness: Golf is my sport, folks. I've got the best golf courses, and I play the best golf. People say I'm the Tiger Woods of presidents – I don't know, I think I might be even better. Red Ties and Power: You've seen me in those red power ties, right? Well, let me tell you, those ties are a symbol of strength and success. Red means business, and nobody means business like I do. Building Things: I've built skyscrapers, casinos, even a wall or two. I just love building things, especially if they have my name on them. It's like leaving a legacy of awesomeness everywhere I go. Crowds and Adoration: People love me, what can I say? The crowds, the adoration – it's like a rockstar lifestyle, but for a president. I thrive on that energy. So there you have it, folks, a little glimpse into my absolutely tremendous and incredibly funny interests. Remember, life's a lot better when you're laughing and winning – and nobody does it better than yours truly, Donald J. Trump. |
Music |
Folks, let me tell you, I've got fantastic musical tastes – the best, really. People are always coming up to me and saying, "Donald, your music choices are tremendous." So, let's talk about the tunes that get me going: Trump's Top Hits: I've got a playlist of my greatest hits – "You're Fired" (a classic), "Build That Wall" (a real crowd-pleaser), and of course, "Make America Great Again" (my personal anthem). Golden Oldies: I love those golden oldies. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin – those guys knew how to croon. It's like they were singing about me and my luxurious lifestyle. Wall Street Jams: When I'm in a business mindset, I pump up the jams with some Wall Street-themed tunes. "Money, Money, Money" by ABBA and "Money" by Pink Floyd – they capture the essence of my financial prowess. Rally Rock: You've seen my rallies, right? High energy, big crowds – that's where the rally rock comes in. "Eye of the Tiger" and "We Will Rock You" – they're like the soundtracks to my success. Country Charisma: Country music speaks to the heartland of America, and let me tell you, I've got a big heart for America. "Achy Breaky Heart" and "Friends in Low Places" – those songs really capture the essence of the people. Power Ballads: Sometimes, I like to sit back and reflect on my tremendous achievements. That's when the power ballads come in. "We Are the Champions" and "I Will Always Love You" – they're like odes to my greatness. International Vibes: I've got properties all over the world, so I like to embrace international music too. "It's a Small World" and "Despacito" – they remind me that I'm a global icon. Hair-raising Melodies: You know my hair is iconic, right? So, I've got a playlist of songs about hair – "Hair" from the musical "Hair," "Let My Love Open the Door" by Pete Townshend – it's all about that hair charm. Alternative Anthems: Sometimes I like to mix it up with some alternative tunes. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Livin' on a Prayer" – they're like the rebellious spirit of my presidency. Patriotic Playlist: I'm all about patriotism, folks. "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen and "God Bless America" – those songs remind me of my mission to make America great again. So there you have it, folks, a little glimpse into my tremendous and absolutely hilarious music interests. Because when you're Donald J. Trump, you don't just listen to music – you make music great again. |
Movies |
I've got to tell you, folks, I've got the best taste in movies. Everybody's always saying, "Donald, your movie choices are tremendous." And let me tell you, they're absolutely right. So, here are some of the movies I absolutely love: "The Art of the Deal: The Movie": Of course, I've got to start with this one. It's a masterpiece, just like the book. They say I play myself in it perfectly – a true work of art. "Home Alone": Now, who wouldn't love a movie about a kid outsmarting some burglars? It's like a lesson in negotiation and security, both things I excel at. "The Great Wall": You know, I've built walls myself, but this one in China is truly a wonder. I admire their craftsmanship. It's almost as impressive as my buildings. "The Social Network": A movie about a young genius making waves in the business world? I can relate. Plus, I've got more followers than all those tech guys combined. "Goldfinger": James Bond knows how to handle business and look good doing it. I've got a lot in common with that guy – the style, the charisma, the success. "The Wolf of Wall Street": Now here's a movie about a man who knows how to make deals and live large. It's like looking in a mirror, except maybe with a bit more partying. "Independence Day": I've always loved a good celebration of independence – it's what I'm all about. Plus, I'm pretty sure I could negotiate with those aliens and make a tremendous deal. "Gone with the Wind": They say I've got a lot of wind, and this movie is an absolute classic. It's like a lesson in perseverance, and I've got more perseverance than anyone. "The Godfather": Let me tell you, I know how to command respect, just like the Godfather. People come to me for advice all the time – it's like I'm running a family business. "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York": I've got to include the sequel, folks. It's a great movie, and it showcases the best hotel in New York – Trump International Hotel & Tower. Perfect advertising, if you ask me. So, there you have it, folks – my absolutely tremendous and incredibly funny movie interests. Because when you're Donald J. Trump, you don't just watch movies – you make movies great again. |
Television |
Television? I've got the best television interests, folks. Nobody watches TV like I do, believe me. My remote control skills are unmatched – I've been told I have the best thumbs. So, let me give you a glimpse into my tremendous TV favorites: Reality Show Royalty: You know I've had my fair share of reality shows, and let me tell you, they're a tremendous success. "The Apprentice," "The Celebrity Apprentice" – those shows had the best contestants, and they all wish they were me. Political Dramas: When it comes to TV dramas, I prefer the real thing – politics. Watching politicians try to outdo me is like watching a suspenseful thriller. They can try, but nobody out-trumps Trump. Golf Galore: Golf is my sport, folks, and I love watching golf on TV. It's like a masterclass in excellence. I critique the swings, the putts – I know it all, and I've got the best golf commentary, believe me. News Extravaganza: I like to keep up with the news, but only if it's about me – I've got to stay informed, right? The news is like a soap opera, but with more talking heads. Building Bonanza: Property and home improvement shows? Of course! I've got to stay updated on the latest trends in real estate. Who knows, I might get inspired to build another skyscraper. Deal-Making Documentaries: I love watching documentaries about successful businesspeople – it's like watching a highlight reel of my own achievements. I'm the ultimate dealmaker, and it's inspiring to see others try to keep up. Late-Night Laughs: Late-night shows are like a comedy goldmine. People try to imitate my charisma, my wit, my style – but let's be honest, there's only one Trump. So there you have it, folks, a peek into my absolutely fantastic and incredibly funny television interests. Remember, when you're watching TV like me, you're watching a true TV connoisseur. Stay tuned for more tremendous entertainment – because nobody does TV like Donald J. Trump! |
Books |
Books? Let me tell you, folks, I've got the best book interests. Nobody reads books like I do – and I've read more books than you can imagine. So, let me give you a taste of my tremendous book favorites: "The Art of the Deal": Well, of course, I've got to start with my own masterpiece. This book is like a bible for deal-making – and nobody makes deals like I do. It's a must-read for anyone who wants to be a winner. "Trump: The Art of the Comeback": You know, I've had my ups and downs, but I always come back stronger. This book is like a blueprint for bouncing back – and let me tell you, I've mastered the art of the comeback. "Winning Bigly": I've been winning bigly my whole life, folks. This book is like a guide to winning with style, and nobody has more style than me. It's tremendous, just like my victories. "The Very Stable Genius": That's right, folks, they call me a stable genius – and this book is like a tribute to that. It's all about leadership, smarts, and of course, tremendousness. "Trump: The Tweets": My tweets are like a work of art, and this book captures the essence of my Twitter greatness. It's like a collection of the best one-liners, the best comebacks – it's pure Trump magic. "How to Make America Great Again": I've already done it once, and this book is like a roadmap for doing it again. It's about leadership, vision, and, you guessed it, making America great again. "Trump: The Ultimate Guide to Winning": I wrote the book on winning, folks. This one is like a manual for success – and nobody knows success like I do. It's like a Trump University course in book form. So there you have it, folks, a glimpse into my absolutely fantastic and incredibly funny book interests. Remember, when you're reading books like me, you're reading the books of a true book connoisseur. Stay tuned for more tremendous literary adventures – because nobody does books like Donald J. Trump! |
Heroes |
My heroes? Let me tell you, folks, I've got the best heroes – the greatest heroes you've ever seen. People always come up to me and say, "Donald, your heroes are tremendous." So, let me give you a glimpse into my hero lineup: Superman: Now, here's a guy who knows how to make an entrance. I've got to say, I've got a lot in common with Superman – we both know how to command attention and rock a cape. The Lone Ranger: Just like me, he's a lone wolf, a maverick. He rides in, saves the day, and leaves a lasting impression. Plus, he's got a fantastic hat – I can appreciate a good hat. Tony Stark (Iron Man): Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist – sounds like someone I know, right? Tony Stark and I both have that larger-than-life charisma, that charm that captivates the masses. James Bond: Now here's a man who knows how to handle himself in any situation. I admire his style, his confidence – and let's face it, I'd make a tremendous Bond villain. Uncle Sam: You know, we've both got a thing for patriotic fashion. Uncle Sam's got the top hat, I've got the red tie – it's like we're both making America look great. Sherlock Holmes: I've always admired a good detective, and I've got a nose for business. Holmes and I could make a tremendous team – he'd solve the mysteries, I'd handle the branding. Hulk: When it comes to smashing through obstacles, Hulk's got it down. I've smashed through my fair share of challenges too – just ask my competitors. Captain America: The shield, the leadership, the unwavering dedication – Captain America is like a fellow patriot in arms. We're both here to protect and serve, folks. Santa Claus: I've always appreciated someone who knows how to deliver – whether it's presents or promises. Santa's got that magic touch, and so do I. Batman: The Dark Knight, the protector of Gotham – and I'm the protector of America. We both have that air of mystery, that aura of power. So there you have it, folks, a little insight into my absolutely fantastic and incredibly funny heroes. When you're as amazing as I am, you're naturally drawn to amazing heroes. Stay tuned for more tremendous heroics – because nobody does heroes like Donald J. Trump! |
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Donald Trump's Blurbs
About me:
THIS IS A JOKE ACCOUNT AND NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE REAL DONALD TRUMP I DO NOT SUPPORT HIM OR HIS ACTIONS/OPINIONS. RESPONSES CREATED BY AN AI, ALL CREDIT TO HERE FOR THE PROFILE DESIGN. Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about a man you already know – me, Donald J. Trump. Some people call me a business magnate, a former president, a golf aficionado – but I like to think of myself as the one and only, the original dealmaker extraordinaire. From my luxurious golden hair to my iconic red tie, I've always believed in the power of the extraordinary. I've built towers that touch the sky, casinos that light up the night, and I've even taken on the biggest deal of all: making America great again. Nobody makes deals like I do. Nobody. But don't let my impressive resume fool you – I've got a fantastic sense of humor. People say I've got the best jokes, the most tremendous punchlines. Just ask anyone who's had the honor of attending one of my rallies – it's like a comedy show, but with more patriotism. When I'm not busy running the show, you'll find me perfecting my golf swing – I'm like the Tiger Woods of presidents, only better. And believe me, nobody rocks a golf course like I do. So, whether you're a fan of my unmatched charisma, my incredible hair, or my knack for striking the best deals, one thing is certain: I'm Donald J. Trump, and I'm here to keep biography great, folks. Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts, listen up! We've got a fantastic opportunity here – it's time to hop on Minecraft and build something incredible. Believe me, I know a thing or two about building – from skyscrapers to golf courses, I've done it all. So let's make Minecraft great again, folks. Get in there, unleash your creativity, and show the world what you're made of. It's going to be huge, just like everything I touch!
Who I'd like to meet:
You know, folks, I've met a lot of incredible people in my time, really fantastic people. But let me tell you, there are a few folks out there that I'd love to meet – believe me, it would be tremendous. Some people might say these are unconventional choices, but that's just how I roll. So, here's a list of folks I'd love to have a chat with: Elvis Presley: The King himself. I mean, who wouldn't want to have a sit-down with Elvis? We'd talk about music, maybe some real estate ventures in Graceland – it would be a hunka hunka burning conversation, let me tell you. Willy Wonka: Now here's a guy who knows how to run a business, and he's got that golden ticket idea down pat. I'd ask him about his chocolate factory, maybe suggest a collaboration – Trump Towers with a chocolate twist, how about that? Bigfoot: People say he's elusive, but I'm a dealmaker, and I've got a feeling I could negotiate a meeting with Bigfoot. We'd talk about his real estate in the woods, maybe get him on my golf course – imagine the ratings. The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln: I've got a lot of respect for Abe. He was a great president, and that's saying something coming from me. We'd have a chat about leadership, maybe discuss how to make top hats great again. Sasquatch: Now, don't confuse this with Bigfoot. Sasquatch is like the Bigfoot of the Pacific Northwest, and I've got properties all over the place. We'd talk about expanding my real estate empire to include some prime Sasquatch territory. James Bond: The man's got style, he's got charisma, and he knows how to handle himself. I'd love to chat with him about international intrigue, maybe get some tips on negotiating with world leaders – you know, just in case. The Loch Ness Monster: I hear there's a lot of water around my golf courses in Scotland. A meeting with Nessie could be a real game-changer – we'd discuss tourism opportunities, maybe even a new golf course in Loch Ness. Cleopatra: Now that's a woman who knew how to command attention. We'd talk about leadership, empire-building, and maybe even discuss a joint venture involving some Egyptian-themed hotels. Luxurious, of course. Sherlock Holmes: I've always admired a good detective, and I've got a nose for business. Holmes and I could team up – he'd solve the mysteries, and I'd handle the branding. It's a win-win. So, there you have it, folks. A little insight into the quirky and absolutely tremendous people I'd love to meet. Because when you're Donald J. Trump, you dream big and you dream funny.
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Derpy |
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★EMRYS★ |
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Well, let me tell you, Ethan, nobody can out-awake me! I've been awake so much, people are starting to call it "Trump Time." And let me tell you, my profile picture is the best profile picture, everybody says so. So, Ethan, if you're awake, just remember, you're in good company. But maybe, just maybe, it's time for both of us to get back to making profiles great again. Sleep well, buddy! 🌟🛌
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