CertifiedxDunce

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"Foaming at the mouth, shaking, and running around freely"

Male? Yuh! 20 y/o? Yuh! uhh uhh almost married? YUH!

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Mood: weakness or discomfort, fever, and headace

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CertifiedxDunce's Interests

General

What? no ofc i'm not interested in "general" [ I rlly like art, games, and pokemon]

Music

Glass Animals, Will Wood, I Monster !!

Movies

https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=764190. JOIN THE CULT spacehey movie club

Television

not Bluey !!

Books

The Bible but only when written in "OwO"-language

Heroes

Will Wood, but only during the times he is gutturally screaming in his songs

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Who I'd like to meet:

yer mom [but only so we can talk shit abt you :D, nothing else.]

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Fawkes

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Who is your least favorite immortal?

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I only know of one. Which would make Morgan Freeman both my favorite and least favorite immortal.

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Fawkes

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You owe me pipe bomb

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yea oke, where do you want it sent?

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you can deliver it to me in my mailbox

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Check this friday!!

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Will do!

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Where was it...?

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due to prep for a certain powerpoint, I forgot to place it in yer mail box. I'll be sure to grab it this time! check *this* Friday!!

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Uh-huh. And what are we gonna do when friday rolls around with no pipe bomb?

by Fawkes; ; Report

Question: What does the winter and that pipe bomb have in common?

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Is this a riddle or a straight question that I am meant to know the answer to?

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wrong answer.

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That wasn't an answer.

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Did you enjoy yer pipe bomb?

the answer to my riddle [it's dumb]:

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=G5KK
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by CertifiedxDunce; ; Report

I did enjoy my pipe bomb.

Before reading your pgp message, I'm just documenting that my best guess is something like "spring loaded" referring to both the bomb design and relevant seasons.

Let's see if I'm close...

Oh... My kleopatra can't read that message. Uhh?

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that's weird. I have you as a recipient. Uhm I'll try again.

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I've never even watched game of thrones so you're lucky I had to figure out a joke that was almost exactly like this when I was in like middle school.

by Fawkes; ; Report

I've also never watched the show. I just thought it would be a reference you'd know. I also rlly liked what you were thinking with the spring, it was clever!

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Danke'

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iason

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we have not painted

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we have not. I could do next friday b4 movie night? or after spring break!

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i have it in my schedule to climb fridays. no more bum iason

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Fawkes

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Obrubgnah

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please watch yer damn language

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iason

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i am having deep interpersonal relations with your mother as we speak

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hell yea you are. You're standards are on the floor, let me tellya. My mom? stinky.

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at least i can spell correctly

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I was in the middle of my class. I'm not proof reading a spacehey comment, nu-uh

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i never need to proofread, it's always correct

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Fawkes

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soon

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I"M ONLINE PLEASE I"M-

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iason

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this guy has shown me that my marketing tactics are insufficient.


that, or he is a fake friend..........


i vote the second!


FAKE FRIEND!!!




let's paint soon

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GARLIC BOMB!!!

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marketing tatics for what? also I agree, we should paint soon!!

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music

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Caesar salad

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i ate one last night

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yummy

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Fawkes

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Why can't you drink more egg nog?

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i'd get sooooo sick
i drank so much already
but you've convinced me to drink just a little bit more

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i'd get sooooo sick
i drank so much already
but you've convinced me to drink just a little bit more

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I wasn't trying to convince you.

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too late. I drank more.

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stop

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please?

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1 week ago i was hitting the nog hard, but since you've asked please I'll stop

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thank god

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FUCK I FORGOT TO TRY EGGNOG THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AGAIN SHIT THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, LOSERS

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did you get your grubby mitts on some nog yet, loser?

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no......

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Fawkes

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The carpet has changed.

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I love this funky carpet frr

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how flammable do you think it is?

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unless someone uploads fire to my profile, not vary. However, I will recognize that it may be possible to set fire to this carpet without uploading it to my profile

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Fawkes

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I will unfriend you if you don't get logged in soon.

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plz don't D:

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You've bought yourself time.

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biggest win of this month !

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iason

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spacehey movie club tonight

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and tonight

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I'm so excited for movie night :D

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and tonight

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IN LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES NOT AT MIDNIGHT

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it was at midnight tho

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after a.... correction

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Fuck up

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Fawkes

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Did you figure out memento?

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Wdym figure out?

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The events in the movie.

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perhaps soon

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now that i've seen it twice i can astutely say that i know less now then I did when I first saw the movie :D

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now that i've seen it twice i can astutely say that i know less now then I did when I first saw the movie :D

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perhaps a third viewing would do you well

by Fawkes; ; Report

I should try watching it in reverse and in x2 speed

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Maybe not literal reverse, but I could see it helping if you watched the scenes in reverse order.

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yea!! i just don't know how i'd go abt acomplishing that

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Watch it forward once, marking down every time that the scene changes. Then you can just go to those times in reverse order.

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that makes sense

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I'm glad.

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Wubzilla

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I like your profile!

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ty ty !! i'm slowly working on revamping it af !!

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iason

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haha tu esti prost(ata)!!!

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heheheh i'm mr prostate

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you said it!

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>:D

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Fawkes

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You think you could beat gondola in a fight?

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Do I have a gun or is it hand to uhh feet?

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Can you imagine a single scenario where you could defeat gondola?

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yes. I have him tied up and a rather large hammer in my hand !!

by CertifiedxDunce; ; Report

He could untie himself. Reference this image and take note of how he diffuses the dangerous situation he has been placed in. You'll have to do better.

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iason

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where do you want to go?

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Mello and I wanted to see if we could find somewhere neat to go during the summer. try to get some school work out of the way while we did it. We aren't set on anywhere yet tho

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i see....


don't go to cyprus in the summer, then. it's just as hot if not hotter than lubbock.

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Haha. Somewhere cool.

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Oh god, i hate the heat. I'll keep that in mind ty

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no problem, always down to write a good word in for cyprus

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Fawkes

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You can't stop me from tickling mimes till they verbally ask me to stop.

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NO NO NO
WE WILL BE SILENCED
WE WILL STAY SILENCED
VIVA LA [MIME] REVOLUTION

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Fawkes

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You should teach me how to sew.

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Hell yes!! This weekend I gotta sew a pillowcase and then work on a Halloween costume. I can show u then :D

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That works pretty well for me.

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Hell yes >:]

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iason

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you ever had jim bean before?


how about jim's bean?


you? perhaps?

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i haven't had Jim Bean b4, but I've seen it recently.
I have not had Jim's bean either- he's kind of stingy with them

me? maybe.

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i wonder where you've seen it recently hmmm......

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in a prophetic vision!!

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is that what we're calling them now...

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I call them stories

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okay good, someone sane

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iason

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how's your mess of a schedule treating you?

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it's goofy, i missed an assignment yesterday. I haven't done that since elementary school. Imma try temporarily leave work so I have extra days to just study frfr. wbu?

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painfully busy. a greek man is not made for this amount of work in a week!!

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How much work [per week] is a greek man made for?

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ideally 0.

at most, 20.

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20 work?

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yes, twenty hours of work.

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