scottism creature
"loch ness monster is just the autism creature for scottish ppl"
19 yr old living in Glasgow
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Mood: continuing the family tradition of alcoholism
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scottism creature's Interests
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General |
I am a multi-instrumentalist, a poetry fan, and a Scottish Greens voter. |
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Music |
My favourite band is the Cure and I will do a triple somersault karate chop handstand double sided kegel on your dick if you know as much about Robert Smith as I do. I have a drumstick signed by Ringo Starr's son that I hold sometimes when I get lonely and a pick given to me by Bryan Adams that I have the weirdest urge to put in my mouth. |
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Movies |
anything where I’m not forced to hear a bloody Englishman |
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Television |
I love 90s cartoons like South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Downtown, Mission Hill, Undergrads, and Rocko's Modern Life. I saw the ending to Regular Show when I was like 10 and my mum had to comfort me because I was crying too damn loud (R.I.P.) Unfortunately a big Bojack Horseman fan and Impractical Jokers stannie. |
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Books |
I like poetry, anarchist theory, feminist and queer literature, psychology, anthropology, philosophy, music, arts, economics, history, and classics, among others. Am also into zines. |
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Heroes |
Robert Burns, David Byrne, basically just Scottish cunts with "burn" surnames |
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scottism creature's Blurbs
About me:
I was born to a Scottish dad and an American mum. I don't think I am that funny but my friend Andy says he had a ball reading my profile and he likes testicles so I think that is good
Who I'd like to meet:
Other Europeans so I can pure bash their heads in ken
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c0smic~k0lfang 
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thx 4 adding... i was snorting and crying reading your blog posts last night lmao |
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Switzerland 
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i may be the entire country of switzerland but that doesnt STOP ME FROM BEING SCOTTISH 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 THAT’S FUCKIGN RIGHT BROTHER SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴🏴🏴🏴🦅🇨🇭 by scottism creature; ; Report |
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Wacky Alex 
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THANKS FOR THE ADDIf you like wacky music, give our channel a try.► We're playing the wackiest mix ever! Check it out! |
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Operator 
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I am now a storish patreot 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰 skotland foreva HELLO FRIEND YOU ARE SCOTTISH NOW RAHHH 🏴🦅 by scottism creature; ; Report |
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ale 
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SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAA RAHHH 🏴🦅 by scottism creature; ; Report |
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indianism creature 
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I LOVE ZOOLANDER I would say we should rename Scotland to Zooland but then I would be zootism creature by scottism creature; ; Report |
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thank ye lass I appreciate it
🏴🦅mor Scots bangers coming next time I’m sober which may take a while
by scottism creature; ; Report