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Hi! You can call me Oakley! I go by they/them/it/its, and my neos are strawb/star/cloud/cat/bun!

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Melanie Martinez ofc <3 /hj ---------------------------------------------------------- Shane Dawson is my hero.. every morning i wake up, i see him in the corner of my eye jerking off his cat with cheeto dust on his big slimy strong moisturized manly fingers. he puts his big moist slimy man hands on my thighs every Saturday night, and slides them upwards while his cat watches. everytime after i take a fat smelly shit, he sticks his finger up my ass to scoop me clean. he puts cheeto dust on his hands and pretends its Donald Trump jerking him off, and lets me come in later with wrinkly fat juicy hands dressed as Biden. his dick is so fucking huge, its a good amazing feeling 1.3 inches long and thick. on the day he proposed to me he held his cats severed penis on my dickcheese and softly caressed me gently on the pussy hole. his pussy hole is so stretched that i can even shove my entire fists up it. I want him to shove a dozen Oompa Loompas up my ass until all i hear in my ears and head echoing is "Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo" while Willy Wonka watches in horror as Shane forced him to watch as he shoves them up my ass one by one. then, Willy Wonka would join by pulling a dildo out of his magic hat and Fuck Shane as Shane fucks me with his 1.3 inch weiner. i want Shane Dawson and Dhavie Vanity to fuck me in a threesome at the same time until i vomit all over both of their cocks, and they force me to lick it up as it mixes with their dick cheese. his dickcheese smells and tastes so good, i could eat it for all my meals, scrumptious. for christmas i want shane to flip me over on the bed and fuck me doggy style with a christmas tree while my cum and cottage cheese stains his bed. the cottage cheese would be on my penis as lube for him. usually my dickcheese would be enough, but i hadnt produced enough that night. he'd gently kiss me on the enlarged growing cave in my ass and transfer that stink into my mouth by giving me a juicy fat slimy french kiss that feels like a waterfall of shit. i want him to fuck my brains out until even ryland feels lonely and fucks the wall as revenge, or even their cat. im the cat and he is fucking me until i lose my last life. he would spank my ass cave and call me his dicked out slut. shane if you are reading this, im your mother, shane. i want to fuck you, shane. i swear my deformed tetris penis feels amazing. it may look like a raisin, but i swear its good. i want him to fuck my eye socket like he is Donatello and im Casey. i want him to fuck me like he is the cat, and I AM the dog.. i want him to fuck me and my therapist at the same time with XXL vibrators and a crusty pig shirt. i want him to fuck me like im spongebob and he is patrick, and the air/ oxygen is squidward. shane if youre here, give us a sign with your fat meaty cock. ily, shane 😉 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pssst..... I sucked your moms fat slimy cock last night ^-^