cool ranch

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"i will never keep you from an open door, i know you know"

i'm zack, im hiding in a box outside mcdonalds stealin their wifi

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Mood: big bumpin

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i have 2 siamese cats named niko and tuukka


CKY, Grandaddy, Deftones, Rammstein Wilco, Spookie Daly Pride, DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, Ceephax Acid Crew, The Elevator Drops, Fishbone, Pixies, Dismemberment Plan


Resident Evil, CKY, The Blues Brothers, Reincarnation, Clerks


Limmy's Show, Ghost Hunters, Reno 911!


i dunno i like books on typography and design


tony hawk

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About me:

i'm just this dude tryin' to get his schwerve on

add me on phoenix AIM!! s/n: nugsmith

i'm in my mid-20s, i live in New England, i make music, i pet cats, i wear cool pants, i play bideo james, i speak german, i make profiles on websites designed to look like the internet from the mid-2000s (like i did when i was actually in the mid-2000s).

buy a limited edition Splatter Condition EP on CD today (only 20 copies!!) link below:
click here to visit Emergent Disaster Alert on Bandcamp

(all CDs come with a digital download - or you can just buy the digital download itself if you're into those fancy FLAC things too)

Who I'd like to meet:

pretty much anyone honestly i'm just trying to get an active feed full of cool and interesting people going here. i like to surf the Browse page and add all kinds of people who have cool profiles

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pure mad andy jenkinson

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THXX 4 4DD1NG M3!!!1! x3

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Please post pics of your cats they sound lovely and I would love to look at them. Thanks

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Wacky Alex

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Thanks for the Add!

Please try the radio channel.

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Hi Zack! YEAH, I got the CD and was waiting for you to show up online so I could tell you but then you didn't when I was on so I was going to message you but then...I forgot, haha sorry. And it wasn't even snapped in half! Thanks for checking and for the good tunes. 😊

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that's awesome, happy to hear it!! thanks for the support

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Los Jamiltons

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Hi Zack, thanks for accepting us!!! Cheers from Argentina
We love Jason Lytle!!! ♥
We play another genre of music, although you might like this one! ENJOY!

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Hey thanks for accepting, have a lovely day😊

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thanks Lil - you too 👍

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Nathan 🌞

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Thanks for accepting and for sharing your music 🎵

Between the "beeps and boops" and this comment conversation below about hot vs. cool ranch, I knew I had to send a request!

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Jani Noir

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Hi there, thanks for adding me.
Have a great weekend. xoxo // JN

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cheers Jani - same to you!!

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Nikkie I

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Hey!! Thanks for accepting my friend request! My name is Nikkie & I make pop music. I can’t wait to get to know you!

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Steves Peeps

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Cool ranch !

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i always thought cool ranch was preferrable to extremely hot ranch. burnt my mouth once and never again!

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taaa for the acccept, hope your haveing a great friday/saturday!

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thanks, same to you!! beautiful friday night here, really windy out but the breeze feels nice coming through the window haha

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♬ ♫ ♪ Thanx! And welcome Here as well! Hope you like some of my Music Tracks & Vids on my Page too! ⚡(◕‿◕)⚡ If so, Perhaps you can also Add Me To Your Favorites! Thank You

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♫♪ Thanks! Nice to see you here! Hope you enjoy our Music Tracks & Vids on our Duo Page 🌷✿(◠‿◠)✿🌷 If you do, maybe you could Add Us To Your Favorites! Thank You

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(◠‿◠) Hello, Thanks for the add. Hope you enjoy my music. I am a trilingual artist. English, Spanish and French. (◠‿◠)

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good to meet you friend, looking forward to sharing music in the future

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