Miss United Steaks

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"United Steaks of America"

28 y/o | she/her | NYC | taurus | ESTP

Mood: 🥩medium rare🥩

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https://spacehey.com/missunitedsteaks

Miss United Steaks's Interests

General

hamburgers & hijinks

Music

early 2000s r&b and 80s female power ballads

Movies

scream, kill bill vol 1 & 2, wet hot american summer, titanic

Television

seinfeld, always sunny, x-files

Books

the godfather, the shining, the stand

Heroes

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kyree

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Oh yes sister I see your new layout one profile pic and I’m here for it 💯! That’s some good steak

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Geoff Hudson

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Thanks for the add!
That sure is one glittery-ass steak!

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Nice to meat you!
My name is Steaks, but you can call me Steaks.

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my name is Henry but you can call me Henry

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ghostpops

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Haha word your page is dope.
Hank Hill vibes 🍖
Hope you blessed and living well 🙏🏾
Positive vibes from Tokyo 🌊

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Vegetarians can’t be trusted, Bobby.

✌️🥩

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What happens if someone asks for their steak well done?

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We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.

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IateTheCheshireCat

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Hey there, thanks for adding me! Am I right in assuming you like steaks?

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welcome to the Steakhouse TM

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diabolikal venus

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thanks for the add ! i think your page is so cool even tho i'm a vegetarian lol

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Opposites attract! 🥩🥦

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ceebee

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I love you and everything about you 🥩

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Nice to meat u bestie 🥩✌️

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Incredible. Beautiful. Amazing. Chef's kiss ;*

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Monti Korbelle

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wheares tha BEEF!? HAHAHa

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Mr. Rodriguez

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https://youtu.be/_9aiCgZqalQ

Thank you for the add!

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Oh hi doggy I did naht see you there I did nahhtttt 👋🐕

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Eres un dolor en el culo.

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Candice

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Thanks for the add :)

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OverLord ByronStars

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Hi!!

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Hello my love!!!

What brings you here?

🥩🥩🥩

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Saw you were active in the browse tab, just wanted to come say hi!

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Jeff's Word Search

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Thanks for add request.

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Mr. Rodriguez

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You’d think someone with the name “Steaks” would have instructions on how to prepare a delicious slab of beef! 🥩🥩🥩🥩

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4

Don't worry girl I got you.

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Milk steak. Boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans.

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That SUNNY disposition doesn't work on me.

Poser.

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Eth0t♥

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Thanks for the add!! Super cute page btw :)

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Xx_Summer_Slaughterhouse_xX

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Thanks for the add!

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Ceilidh Murphy

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Thanks for the add :)

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Lilith Satanas

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Hi there ^-^ Cool profile btw. I love steak :)

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I love Satan🤘

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Satan is awesome

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He is :)

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Tess’sPrisoner

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Check your DM.

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Dirty_Harry

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Thanks for the friend request Miss United Steaks. YOU MADE MY DAY, Harry! 👉👉

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There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those who have the loaded gun, and those who dig.

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Love it! xo

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Jesus sanchez

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Beautiful

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OverLord ByronStars

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Favorite hamburger toppings?

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Lettuce, pickles, ketchup, mayo. Hold the bullshit!

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What would the bullshit be? Raw onions?

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