William Afton

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just talked to zipper and he said that he DOESNT have pictures of you OR a body pillow of you and he sent me THESE
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735315777510703155/928546452387528744/MYSPACE_and_7_more_pages_-_Personal_-_Microsoft_Edge_4_14_2021_1_41_27_PM_2.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735315777510703155/928546523095105536/MYSPACE_and_7_more_pages_-_Personal_-_Microsoft_Edge_4_14_2021_1_41_34_PM.png
WHATS THIS DAD?! HUH?
you are like so busted. B)
weirdo stop simping for zipper ew

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1641453556

oh god ew it is?! gag me with a spoon thats so groddy to the max!
wait but like...dont you do that to people you want to kill? are you making this stuff up to make zipper seem bad?! HOW DARE YOU! I'm gonna go ask zipper if its true or not!
and like...he doesn't seem like the kind of person to say "x3"...
THEY WROTE FAN FICTIONS ABOUT YOU AND ZIPPER?! EW-

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1641453529

no you dont stop lying loser
and like...i'd do anything...BESIDES that....that seems to complicated honestly. besides like, i'm not sure you'd even be able to read like most of it....you're too old peepaw willy
also like idk where henry is so uh you're kinda outta luck lolz. plus these people keep on building a fucking mall over my living room so... :/

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1641453493

how DARE YOU INSULT MY AMAZING HAIR! it's literally amazing! you just doing like it because YOU are jealous!
where have i been the last 40 years? oh you know. around.
no...NO...NO I WON' LE' I'! 'HIS CAN' BE HAPPENING 'O ME! NO...I' CAN' BE CHEWSDAY...wai'...why am i suddenly holding a cup of Tea? oi bruv wha's happening?! SOMEBODY HELP ME! SOMEBODY PLEASE!
I am NOT as annoying as a child you pee pee smeller! you probably eat your boogers all day! cuz you're a poopy head!
yes he is! I'll totally prove you wrong! he's gonna adopt me FOR REALZIES one day, and then he'll be my REAL dad!
and like...that's not what i meant by cancelling them....i meant like gathering every single child in the world, rolling them up into a big ball, and putting them all in a timeout corner until they turn like 18 or something...wtf dad.
I'm not stuck in either of those times! ho about you get stuck in deez nuts nerd! GET REKT barf bag! STOP CALLING ME
MIKEY OR I WILL CANCEL YOU ON TWITTER YOU AIRHEAD!
i like...totally can you'll see...I mean i fixed a lot of your other wrong doings didn't I? so your claim is totally bogus. :|
bruh just die already! like, nobody wants you here. I bet you even those weird stans want you dead too. maybe they will all die to, to join you. and like, i wouldn't run around and whine! I'd burn you again. duh. you are SOO embarrassing, i mean like, i have to walk around not only being a walking corpse (with gnarly hair) but i also have to deal with people on the internet being like "oMg YoUr DaD lIkE kIlLeD kIdS aNd StUfF" like i get it...yeah....shut up. god. so annoying...
and zipper totally wants me...i mean its not like anybody would want you as their dad anyway. :| loser. BRUH YOU LOOK WORSE THEN ME WITHOUT MY COSMETICS ON. like, ew. who would even do that? and i bet you people probably want me or want to be me too...
NOOOOO DAD PLEASE IM SORRY PLEASE DONT MAKE ME CLEAN UP THE LIVING ROOM PLEASE IM SORRY IT SMELLS SO BAD AFTER YOU MURDERED THE MAIL MAN IN THERE CUZ HE GAVE YOU THE WRONG PACKAGE.
no i dont! i look SIMILER to you! but i dont look JUST LIKE you! and we dont have the same hair color! my hair is a little bit brighter. and my hair is way more curly then yours. i mean sure i have to use a curling iron to get them but like still...
shut up i can totally for real insult people...you....British...man....that...is also a...furry?
OMG STOP SAYING THAT IM NOT GAY OK? LIKE...I WATCH FOOTBALL AND STUFF...AND I TOTALLY DONT WATCH RE-RUNS OF WILL AND GRACE...im like...the straightest of straights...i just happen to be so straight people think im gay...BUT IM NOT
no. robots are GNARLY but the robots you made, suck ass. and you're also a nerd.

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Hey, if i said not killing literal innocent children gave me a negative reaction, would you stop doing it? cuz if so i hate the fact that you are not killing more kids! you really should skipper. totally 100%
and of course you got "all night" you have nothing else to do besides not being dead for like, the 50th time. its getting old twinkle toes, just like you. I'm not begging you at all! Jesus Christ skipper what is your IQ, twelve? do you not know what sarcasm is? I dont think I'm the one acting 5 here. and I'll stop saying you have a killing kink when you stop saying i have a degradation one! And i despise you too! but i'm not over here saying how im going to take every sea bass i catch and replace your internal organs with them one by one! is that the only way you can express your hatred for me? or do you just think having a mass amount of hatred for someone is just wanted to dismember them? skipper, i don't! and if i did, i would obviously be the hunter! because i have eyes on the front of my head instead of the sides. which would make me a hunter. not prey.
Theodore...who told you my middle name?! and no, i didn't think it would scare you! it should though, i mean if my name was as awfully British as yours I'd break down sobbing every time i heard it! boingity boing!
no i'd never say i wouldn't want beef with you! i could never stop calling you a dehydrated furby skipper.

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skipper, you got my height so wrong! I'm literally as tall as the player! if not, taller! not even COUNTING my ears! and skipper, you shouldn't even be talkin'! ya look like an Azumarill if it was yellow and British! i don't know how you made a suit look more British than you! haha! Skipper, if you acted your age, you'd actually be dead! I say shit that would get me mistaken for a 5 year old?! Skipper, when has a five year old EVER said that they hated their job? oh I know! the ones you killed and stuffed into robot suits that are now doing CHILD LABOR!
I will insult your shitty Spring-Bonnie suit all I want! I haven't even gotten to the name yet! Spring-Bonnie? Really? What the hell were ya thinking skipper? Even a 5 year old could've thought of a better name then THAT! It looks like you took one of those really ugly plush-toy thingies you win at a shitty carnival, ripped it open, and stretched it over a robot endoskeleton! actually...maybe if ya did that it would be an improvement...boingity boing!
cheap paint job? skipper, don't compare my AMAZING MAKEUP to some cheap paint job! you wanna know what a cheap paint job looks like? go look at any one of your shitty animatronics you make! all the paint on those things are chippin' off!
and you shouldn't talk about my eyebrows when yours literally look like ya glued a big felt thing onto the damn suits!
well, skipper, considering you forgot i had a star included in my design even though you've seen my face how many times? I don't know, twinkle toes, sounds like dementia to me! oh so stars are overdone? Hmm. i wonder who was just bragging about having them on his "amazing" design! Well, with the old animatronics you could totally get away with not having pants, but with that awful british suit you wear and call yourself "Glitchtrap" in, you just look like someone who would say you have candy in the back of your white van! flawless? skipper the bowtie and vest look as cheap as your hair! stop lying to yourself.
I do not hate everything about myself! I just hate everything about my job. and hating myself IS NOT my only personality trait! It's being tired, working a job i hate, trying to make the player happy! (*no matter how hard i fail at it*) and not wearin' a suit! Which is totally more original and cooler then your edgy personality which is killin' kids, not dying, and being British!
uhhh skipper, that picture is literally of you! or at least your shitty fursuit! the person who posted it is literally named "87 the bite"! It is CLEARLY a freddy's thing. When has animal crossing EVER been associated with your shitty brand?
and i wouldn't be talkin' since your suit looks like this!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923009006858014771/928521750881374218/nIS1NKUpQAAAABJRU5ErkJggg.png
skipper, if you think the idea of me having any feelings of sexual or romantic attraction to you is "gross" or whatever, then why do you want me to confess it SO badly? why do you want me to like you that badly skipper? why don't you just admit that you're the one that has feelings for me instead! you cheeky bastard you! I'm not begging for you to fuck me at all! im literally doing the opposite by saying how i am ASExUAL and DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEx WITH ANYBODY! skipper, i really think you might actually have dementia. considering the fact i have said that ExACT STATEMENT in every conversation we've had here on spacehey!
and skipper, i didn't "break into" your house! the door was unlocked! and all i did was steal your ds stylus and hear your loud ass snoring! Own a body pillow of ya? ...skipper...are you talking about...the "body pillows" on my page when i got hacked? because if so...those were all photoshopped. and if you can't tell the difference between photoshop and a real photo, then you got more problems then just dementia Grandad! and it wasn't a week. it wasn't even 24 hours at that. and you should know that i was hacked! when have i EVER said "UwU" in my life?
skipper, you look like a dehydrated Leonardo DiCaprio got run over, died and somehow turned British! I don't think you should be talking.
awww, does peepaw willy want me to stop making fun of his made up language? too bad twinkle toes!
skipper, you literally confirmed it! i'd show it to ya if myspace hadn't shut down! stop trying to deny it now! and if i repulse you sooo much, why did you describe eating me out in such great detail?
if you wanted to cleanse god's beautiful earth or something then you would have died and stayed dead.
Skipper they are forced to stand up and sing the exact same songs all day everyday. you don't even pay them! The Phone guy knows how awful it must be for them! so how about you stop making up these shitty flippity fucking excuses! we know why you really killed them, skipper.

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1641261672

umm...hey dad...just read your bio thingy or whatever...what the FUCK is "Zippertrap"? and please tell me its not what i think it is...

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1641261642

45%??!! THATS SO MUCH. I'm literally surprised you even know how to take that much since you are really bad at math! what if...i get 20%? pleeeaaaassseeee I'll do anything paleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssseeee

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no...it totally is a metaphore...im saying that life is messy....and so is my room! and my hair! ugh you just dont understand me! nobody does!
ok ok fine! its like...not pedo behavior! god you're so dramatic like take a chill pill or something. damn :|
no....I' CAN' BE! NO...I WON' ACCEP' 'HIS FA'E! I'LL NEVER BE CHEWSDAY! OR TEA 'IME! bloody hell wha's happening 'o me?! I REFUSE! WE DON' EVEN LIVE IN ENGLAND! WE LIVE IN HURRICANE U'AH!
no im not...shut up...zipper would totally love me even if i WAS as annoying as a child! but im NOT so...he'd totally love me more. He'd be like such a cool dad too! cuz he doesnt kill kids! thats like...so cool. honestly tho like kids suck. we should cancel them.
stOOOOOOOpAH! its so weird hen you call me "Mikey" like stooOOOOooop. :| its so annoying.
it was just a prank bro...I mean like...there were cameras everywhere too! didnt you see them? it just...went wrong...that would be so good for a YouTube thumbnail oh my god I'm a jeenyus...
HE TOTALLY DID DO STUFF, LIKE CHEAT IN UNO! WHICH IS WHY I PRANKED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! i mean i HAD to get back at him! you dont CHEAT in UNO. DAD.
even if I was the one that was at fault for everything...at least I'm TRYING to fix it! AND YOU KEEP ON GETTING IN THE WAY LIKE JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY OMG. and not everybody hates me or is trying to kill me...Zipper isn't. dumbass.
well I mean i said sorry...doesnt that make it better or something?
yeah but..you didnt have to be weird about it :| god dad you're so embarrassing and weird...why cant i have a normal, cool dad? like Zipper. really? thousands? to be in front of a gross, rotting, smelly, rabbit corpse thing? um...are you lying to yourself or something?
well...kids should totally say "tubular" more...its totally tubular!
I'M NOT OLD- I'm like...in my 20's or 30's or something...thats NOT old. not as old as you anyways. you old geezer.
i look literally NOTHING LIKE YOU, i look so much younger, better, and less British! you dumb stupid...old...person....and i can totally insult people!
ITS LIKE, NOT GLASS ITS CLEAR CUZ LIKE IT DOESNT ExIST THERE ISNT A CLOSET TO LIKE EVEN BEGIN WITH STOP IM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT IM TOTALLY 100% STRAIGHT.
shut up. robots are cool. you, are dumb. and a nerd.

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to make me puke? i thought the whole point of threatening someone was to assert dominance and make them scared! but i guess i got the wrong definition, huh skipper?
so you admit to wanting to eat "some parts" of me? skipper that's still pretty gay.
and i don't have a degradation kink! are you saying that to mask the fact you have a killing kink? cuz that seems like the only explanation i can think of to why you are soo devoted to finding and killing me, and why you keep explainin' how you will do it in a, disgusting amount of detail...
skipper, i quite literally do not care if anyone in their life finds me sexually attractive! because i have never once in MY life found anybody sexually attractive either!
and yes! it actually IS in my coding to have beef with you on the internet! WILLIAM. and i would flippity fuck around and change it! if i knew how...so take that!

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skipper, 49 is still pretty old. you're practically 50! there is NO difference whatsoever. and i don't care how old you THINK you are skipper, you look like you just crawled up outta your grave from the 1600s!
"gold"? skipper are you color blind? even when that shitty skippity scrap metal was in its prime it was still a weird greenish, yellowish, goldish color! boingity boing!
yes skipper, i do have more life in my eyes then you! look in the mirror for cryin' out loud! you barely even HAVE eyes anymore!
how DARE you insult my makeup! and it is SO MUCH MORE than just the AMAZING eyeshadow! it's also the eyelashes and eyebrows! and it is NOT painted on my suit BECAUSE IT'S NOT A SUIT!
oooh! stars! you have stars in your design! i TOTALLY don't have ANY stars in MY design AT ALL! none at all! skipper you really do have dementia dont you? skipper, your shitty suit doesn't wear pants. ya can't put on a bow tie and a vest and call it a day! hey! just cuz its over done doesn't mean it doesn't look good! at least MY ears aren't fallin' apart! haha!
hey! it's not just a hat! its a sports visor.
just cuz i hate my job doesn't mean i hate my life! i mean i do...but you don't know that!
and it's not a suit! i swear! you gotta believe me! it's just how i look...
and how DARE you! at least I dont look like this!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767152257967849502/926205062848577556/wE9jo13srg6zgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg.png
skipper, it wasn't sexual! YOU just WANT it to be! ya sicko! me? skipper, i was only sayin' how much of an awful person you are and how much i flippity fucking DESPISE ya! how in ANYWAY was that me makin' it "so obvious" how much i so desperately want to fuck you? it was you, twinkle toes. oh yes! me saying that you look like a dehydrated furby is me just BEGGING to fuck ya! totally 100%. you're delusional.
actually you're right skipper...you probably don't need a cane to walk. you probably need a wheel chair instead!
geez skipper, again with the death threats! if anything YOU'RE the one begging to fuck ME skipper! i mean you literally confirmed you had a killin' kink! so these threats you're sendin' me are kinda sus...
skipper, nobody can understand that silly made up language you call "British"! just speak English like the rest of us!
you are delusional. very. you think people should BEG you to KILL them? really skipper? you know...maybe you aren't delusional...you probably just have severe brain damage. cuz i'm pretty sure even people who are delusional can understand that maybe most people don't really want to be murdered at the back of a pizza place and then be FORCED to work for 18 hours a day! Hippity ho!

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i know...i had many sleepless nights thinking of it...and many sleepless nights not thinking of it but thats not the point! the point is that im gonna tell henry about this AMAZING thing i made! just gotta find henry first...
ALSO I'M TAKING 85% OF THE PROFIT LOSER >:(

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OH MY GOD MY ROOM IS MESSY ON PURPOSE ITS LIKE A METAPHORE OK? god you just dont get it DO YOU dad? ugh. thats so groddy to the max.
BRUH YOU LIKE, KILL KIDS JUST FOR LIKE FUNZIES OR SOMETHING THATS SUPER FUCKING WEIRD AND TOTALLY PEDO BEHAVIOR THATS LIKE NONCE BEHAIVIOR BUT LIKE SQUARE ROOT OF 49, MULTIPLY BY 2, DIVIDE BY 2, ADD 100, AND LIKE SUBTRACT 3.5 MORE YOU NONCY NONCE.
no...im no' bri'ish...i can' be...i's no' even chewsday...AND I HA'E TEA. I'LL NEVER BE BRI ISH FA'HER! NO MA''ER WHA' YOU SAY!
AND LIKE ZIPPER TOTALLY WANTS ME AS HIS CHILD ITS TRUE and stop calling me mikey omg thats so like gross. :|
BRUH I WAS LIKE...IDK YOUNGER AND DUMB...ER....its not like me or my friends would know better...if i knew it would have ended like that then...i would have put his head in the spring bonnie one...so it didnt crush his skull and stuff...
OH SO YOU WERE IN THE 80S ITH LIMITED RECORCES? THEN HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU LIKE MANAGE TO MAKE A ROBOT THAT CAN RIP OFF SOMEONES FRONTAL LOBE?????? IT IS SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT TO DO THAT PLUS LIKE THE REGULAR STUFF YOU USE TO MAKE ROBOT HEADS MOVE ARE CHEAP OR SOMETHING SO YOU'RE TOTALLY LYING :| dumbass.
hey! i didnt violate EVERY rule. i never took a shit on the floor! all i did was throw up on it!
ok yeah i still did it but like i felt bad afterwards so...
EW FANFICS? WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE PEOPLE WRITING FANFICS ABOUT YOU??? AND WHY ARE PEOPLE DRAWING YOU???? THATS SO GROSS...EW keep that to yourself next time...nobody wants to hear that :|
PEOPLE TOTALLY SAY "TUBULAR" NOW ADAYS...YOU JUST UM...YOU SHUT UP
oh yeah? well just one glance at YOUR FACE and people...think you're a...that you...uh suck. yeah. cuz ur dumb. and im not gay. at all. i ONLY like girls...i swear...
haha balls. boobs lol hehe :)
just cuz i work in the same facilities doesnt make me a NERD like YOU. NERD.

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1640820943

hey dad! i just came up with a new jingle for freddy's! ok ok so it goes like this

who you gonna call when pizzas there?
who you gonna call when games are there?
ho are you gonna call when there's an animatronic bear?
come down to Freddy Fazbear Pizza FredBear Beaer!

what do ya think? :D

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1640820705

well...yeah but...shut up loser...you're not...you cant tell me what to do anymore cuz im over 18! so ha!
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A NONCE??? YOU LITERALLY KILL KIDS THAT PEDO BEHAIVIOR DUMB DUMB
...no...i cant be british...this...this cant be....I WONT ACCEPT IT! NEVER!!
...zipper would want me...he totally would...im not unlovable...I'LL SHOW YOU
AND I DIDNT MEAN TO KILL HIM IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BEA PRANK...! it wasnt supposed to end like that...i didnt mean for it to go that far...i just wanted to scare him a little...also basically its technically your fault because my logic was correct because MOST NORMAL FUNCTIONING ROBOTS MADE FOR KIDS wouldnt even DO ANYTHING his head would have stopped the animatronic...which means that somebody had to make them dangerous ',:| so either you killed him. or henry did. and me and my friends accidentally helped you...BUT I DIDNT MEAN TO.
you have? why didnt you stay dead then? its not like anybody wants you around anyways. :| loser.
wait whats wrong with saying "tubular"? kids totally say that still now a days...right?
oh my god dad...seriously? stop...im not gay i swear...like im totally straight...stop...its embarrassing....
haha balls
BRUH I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU'RE NOT COOL NERD
you know what you are? a nerd. :| cuz you mess around with robots
andifyousayanythingaboutmemessingaroundwiththerobotsandstuffiwillshovearobotarmdownyourthroatwhore.

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1640817816

uhhh...i think i'll listen to him cuz hes my new dad now...he doesnt know it yet but he is

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1640817802

SHUT UP YOU'RE NOTY MY REAL DAD YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ITS NOT A PHASE
IM NOT BRITISH SHUT UP, SURE I HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT BUT ITS FROM HEAD TRAUMA
EVEN THOUGHT THEONLY HEAD TRAUMA I'VE PHASED IS FALLING FACE FIRST ON THE CONCRETE WHEN ELIZABETH AND HER WEIRD ROBO FRIENDS STOLEMY SKIN-
true...henrys the bestie

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1640814610

umm...i like just talked to him and he seems cool
cooler then you. also he says he doesnt simp for you and that you look like a furby became a discord moderator and stuff.

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