Zipper T Bunny

"preparing for next bunny day"

your least favorite totally 100% real rabbit!

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General	~❀ ❀~ITS NOT A SUIT!‎~❀ ‎❀~‎ the uh...zipper is just there for decoration...
Music	~❀ ❀~Neapolitan.~‎❀ ‎❀~‎ apparently KK birthday?‎~❀ ❀~‎‎‎ My Chemical Romance. AND NO ITS NOT A PHASE DA-...ahem never mind...‎~❀ ‎❀~‎ anythin' by Ayesha Er0tica~❀ ❀~
Movies	‎~❀ ‎❀~‎‎‎ Doubutsu no Mori.~❀ ❀~
Television	‎~❀ ❀~‎ That weird broadcast that happens in all of the TVs at three am on a new leaf Monday...~❀ ❀~
Books	‎~❀ ‎❀~‎ like I f^cking know how to read~❀ ❀~
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About me:

~❀ ❀~well, hippity skippity hoppity ho! now that you've found me...can you leave me the f^ck alone?‎~❀ ❀~‎ just transferred to here since myspace just died...unfortunately...‎~❀ ❀~‎‎‎ even though I may not be on myspace WILLIAM AFTON IS STILL MY ARCH NEMESIS AND NOTHIN' ELSE!‎~❀ ❀~‎‎‎so is Salem I guess?‎~❀ ‎❀~‎ I hope me and ennard are still besties 4life...‎~❀ ‎❀~‎‎‎ (* I still hate this f^cking job*)‎~❀ ‎❀~‎‎ CREDIT TO: NormalOctopus FOR TRANSFERRING MY CSS TO SPACEHEY THANK YOU SO MUCH~❀ ❀~

Who I'd like to meet:

~❀ ❀~people that WON'T TRY TO UNZIP MY FLIPPITY F^CKIN ZIPPER!‎~❀ ‎❀~‎‎‎ Afton. I WILL compare your face to a Furby again!‎~❀ ‎❀~‎ Ennard...we are still besties I hope...‎~❀ ‎❀~‎ Tom nook. f^ck you.~❀ ‎❀~‎‎‎ Orville...i miss ya bud.~❀ ❀~‎‎‎ literally any other animal crossin' accounts~❀ ❀~

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William Afton	1701604610 Oh, I just know you missed me, sportsy! Report Comment
liljuddgomew	1691732137 fake ass rabbit Report Comment
Wacky Alex	1648505386 AA PPP RRR III L A A P P R R I L AAAA PPP RRR I L A A P R R I L A A P R R III LLLL FFFF OO OO L / SSS F O O O O L S FFF O O O O L SS F O O O O L S F OO OO LLLL SSS DDD AA Y Y D D A A Y Y D D AAAA Y D D A A Y DDD A A Y is more FOOLISH with ► FunHouseRadio.com ◄ Click the link to hear the dumbest crap ever! Report Comment
Thehungrypumpkin	1645054457 this comment section is god tier Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1641453903 im sorry dad- i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean zipper :( Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1641453890 SHUT UP I WILL LITERALLY BURN YOU WHILE USING YOUR INTESTINES AS WALL DECORATION IM NOT GAY I SWEAR Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1641453849 IM NOT GAY WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1641453812 OMG EW THATS SO GAY- booking him a retirement home as we speak! not sure which ones will take a giant decayed rat tho :( also like...yeah i know you're not my dad...but like...if you could...would you adopt me? Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1641453771 hey dad! i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean i love you dad- i mean zipper is it true that you're like responsible for "Zippertrap"? cuz my OTHER dad says that you are and that you like took pictures of him and have a body pillow of him and stuff...i think hes totally lying but like is he? please tell me you dont actually have a body pillow of my father Report Comment
William Afton	1641426604 I mean, it still invokes some kind of negative visceral reaction in you, so I'm decently satisfied. Do you want me to try again, sportsy? I've got all night. You know exactly what I meant, you stupid fucking wanker, stop decontextualizing my threats! You do have a degradation kink! You're literally begging me to threaten you! I do not have a killing kink. Stop it with this non-sense, seriously - and again, I only ever speak about how much I want to gut you like a lamb because I despise you, not because I'd have any sort of sexual pleasure from it! God damn it, old sport, you might be the one having some kind of weird killing-hunter/prey kind of kink! Oh, you're calling me by my first name, Theodore? That's new, this isn't like you, sportsy. Did you think that'd scare me? Aww, are you saying you don't want to beef with me anymore? Poor sportsy, have you given up so early? That means I win, wanker - not like I was doubting it in the slightest. Report Comment
William Afton	1641426183 Is that so? At least I'm not some sort of crooked chibi-esque 3'2" furry disaster, sportsy - you act like a fucking toddler! At least I act my age. You go around saying shit that would get you mistaken for being literally five years old. Scrap metal?! How dare you insult the Spring-Bonnie suit - and yes, it was gold! You've literally never seen it - and at least it wasn't cheap fur full of stains like whatever you're wearing right now, tosser! I am not insulting your makeup, old sport, I'm insulting the cheap paint job on your suit. It looks like a kid just came up to you with a marker and scribbled all over your sorry face! Especially those block eyebrows - what were you thinking?! It is a suit. Get over it. Dementia?! Seriously, you absolute pillock, I am not that old! And sportsy, it not only looks disgusting but it is also boring, because, again, it is overdone. What about my suit not wearing pants?! Seriously, none of the original animatronics wore them (except for Foxy but he doesn't count). My bowtie and my vest were absolutely flawless, thank you, and your sports visor makes you look like a 90-year-old straight capitalistic man who plays golf every Sunday right after he went fishing! You hate everything about yourself, sportsy. It is obvious - not only because you're miserable to look at, but also because that is literally your only personality trait! wow, old sport, look! This picture of you came out soo well! https://ibb.co/10bqyLt I don't want it to be - it's literally something I complain about all the time! Just confess it already! You cannot hide the obvious - you're not only embarrassing yourself, but you're also embarrassing all of us with this shitty work of covering-up you're desperately trying to do! me? Because that is not the only thing you said! You were literally begging me to fuck you - and, most importantly - you literally broke into my house, watched me sleep, own a body pillow of me, stalked me, and made your entire page for AT LEAST a week fucking Zippertrap! You literally look like a vacuum-sealed Lala from the Teletubbies shitty McDonald's plushie. Could you stop? You act as if you still haven't taken your first steps, you man-child!! I do not have a killing kink. And even if I did derive any kind of sexual satisfaction from killing an adult (and I don't!) I literally wouldn't be able to feel it from you. You repulse me. I only want to kill you to cleanse God's beautiful green earth from the absolute sin you0ve brought into it just by existing. Again with this child-labour shit - I literally made them able to be at their favourite place on earth as their favourite characters for the rest of their immortal life! Which kid wouldn't want that, huh?! Report Comment
William Afton	1641254591 That's the entire point, sportsy - you know, threatening you? I didn't say I exactly wanted to eat you... just some parts of you! It's different! And I'd only do it to bring you suffering and a slow, agonizing death, sportsy. You do have a degradation kink. It is the only explanation. Also, does saying you're asexual help you with the constant feeling that nobody will ever, in their life, find you sexually attractive, but just disgustingly repulsive? It's not in your coding? Well, is having beef with me on the internet in your coding? Fuck around and change it, old sport! Or, are you too cowardly to even remotely think to take charge of your own life? Report Comment
William Afton	1641254135 I am NOT old! A-and I wasn't even 50! I was like, 49! It's very different - and I cannot age! I cannot get any older than that! Get it through your thick skull, you gormless knob! Let me tell you why everything you've listed is actual bullshit: I wasn't a "gross greenish yellow" either, my suit was gold, but you know, dying inside of it and being left to rot for 30 years MAY have damaged it! No, sportsy, you don't have more "life" in your cheap, shiny, plastic eyes - we can all see you're clinically depressed just by one glance in your direction! You don't have "amazing makeup skills" - you don't even do any makeup! That shit "eyeshadow" that you have is LITERALLY painted on your poor-quality suit. Silence. Wow, you have hearts in your design? Guess what, old sport, I had stars, and they were better! They were on my vest, because I, too, was wearing clothing! And the floppy ears thing is literally the most overused design element for a rabbit imaginable! Well, the inside of my ears was a lighter yellow - and those buck teeth are the second most overused design element imaginable for a rabbit. Oh, wow, you're wearing a hat! That's sooo cool. Truly never been done before! Keep telling yourself that, old sport, if it helps you sleep at night - well, the nights you don't spend crying over how miserable your shitty life is. It's been a year. Accept it. Everybody knows it's a suit. Also - how dare you?! Your shitty $2 walmart costume looks exactly like this: https://ibb.co/StnZtgH I did not twist them! I simply repeated those insults you sent my way and pointed out that they sounded very, very sexual, old sport! It was never me, it was always you! And OF COURSE I always bring it up, it's obvious, I can't help that every time we speak you beg me to fuck you in some way or another! A CANE TO WALK?!?!? I will literally slit your throat and drink the blood flowing out of your wound as if it were the finest of wines. I will break both of your legs and make sure you never recover by literally using the shards of your bones as if they were DnD dice. Simlish?! Again, it's british! That means you're a stupid fucking idiotic fucker! Did I really need to spell it out for you?! How slow are ya? I am not delusional. It is a fact and you know it, everybody knows it, come on! People should've BEGGED me to do to them what I've done to those kids! I have literally given them immortal life in their favourite place in the entire world! Also, no, I'm sure they tried to kill Mike just because he's Mike. He deserves to die. Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640892349 ok cool bye i love you dad- i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean zipper :) Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640892273 HA I KNEW IT IM TOTALLY A LOVABLE SON oh that thing? ummm its nothing...ITS TOTALLY JUST A JOKE CUZ LIKE YOU'RE NOT MY NEWDAD BUT IF YOU WERE THAT WE BE SO LIKE FUNNY (and kinda cool) BUT LIKE SUUUPER FUNNY FUNNY RIGHT? HAHAHHAHAHA Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640892097 haha sorry about that dad- i mean zipper- wont happen again :D anywaysss like...if i WAS your son...you'd totally love me right? NOT SAYING I AM JUST LIKE IF I WAS HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA but you would like totally love me as your own son right? Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640891973 hey dad! i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean haha sorry dad- i mean dad- i mean dad- i mean zipper- can i ask you a question? Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640815069 HAHAHAHAHHAHA I WAS JUST KIDDING YOU KNOW LIKE IT Was A JOKE BRO IT WAS HAHA JUST A JOKE I SWEAER :D JUST CUZ LIKE YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE MY DAD AND YOU DONT KILL KIDS...AND WE HAVE A LOT OF STUFF IN COMMON...IT WOULD HAHA JUST BE KINDA FUNNY LOL BUT IT WAS UHH JUST A JOKE LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHhahhahAHHAHAHAH Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640814763 wow we like...have so much in common...haha thats kind of cray cray... hey like not to be weird or anything but could you adopt me? haha jk jk ...unless? nah nah im just kidding lol... unless... Report Comment
Eggs Benedict	1640814526 OMG SAME I HATE KIDS i had to work this dumb job one time which ended up getting me kinda killed but not enough killed and it had a BUCNH of kids in it! plus i was only getting paid minimum wage and i ended up burned at the end. ugh, that was so groddy to the max but anyways do you work a job you hate? Report Comment