CertifiedxDunce

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"Drawing Pokemon and drinking egg nog till I vomit "

Male? Yuh! 20 y/o? Yuh! uhh uhh almost married? YUH!

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Mood: I CAN NO LONGER DRINK MORE EGG NOG

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CertifiedxDunce's Interests

General

What? no ofc i'm not interested in "general" [ I rlly like art, games, and pokemon]

Music

Glass Animals, Will Wood, I Monster !!

Movies

https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=764190. JOIN THE CULT spacehey movie club

Television

not Bluey !!

Books

The Bible but only when written in "OwO"-language

Heroes

Will Wood, but only during the times he is gutturally screaming in his songs

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Fawkes

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Why can't you drink more egg nog?

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i'd get sooooo sick
i drank so much already
but you've convinced me to drink just a little bit more

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i'd get sooooo sick
i drank so much already
but you've convinced me to drink just a little bit more

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I wasn't trying to convince you.

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too late. I drank more.

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Fawkes

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The carpet has changed.

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I love this funky carpet frr

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how flammable do you think it is?

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unless someone uploads fire to my profile, not vary. However, I will recognize that it may be possible to set fire to this carpet without uploading it to my profile

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Fawkes

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I will unfriend you if you don't get logged in soon.

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plz don't D:

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You've bought yourself time.

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biggest win of this month !

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iason

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spacehey movie club tonight

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and tonight

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I'm so excited for movie night :D

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and tonight

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IN LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES NOT AT MIDNIGHT

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it was at midnight tho

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after a.... correction

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Fuck up

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Fawkes

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Did you figure out memento?

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Wdym figure out?

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The events in the movie.

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perhaps soon

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now that i've seen it twice i can astutely say that i know less now then I did when I first saw the movie :D

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now that i've seen it twice i can astutely say that i know less now then I did when I first saw the movie :D

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perhaps a third viewing would do you well

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I should try watching it in reverse and in x2 speed

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Maybe not literal reverse, but I could see it helping if you watched the scenes in reverse order.

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yea!! i just don't know how i'd go abt acomplishing that

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Watch it forward once, marking down every time that the scene changes. Then you can just go to those times in reverse order.

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that makes sense

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I'm glad.

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Wubzilla

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I like your profile!

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ty ty !! i'm slowly working on revamping it af !!

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iason

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haha tu esti prost(ata)!!!

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heheheh i'm mr prostate

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you said it!

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>:D

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Fawkes

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You think you could beat gondola in a fight?

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Do I have a gun or is it hand to uhh feet?

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Can you imagine a single scenario where you could defeat gondola?

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yes. I have him tied up and a rather large hammer in my hand !!

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He could untie himself. Reference this image and take note of how he diffuses the dangerous situation he has been placed in. You'll have to do better.

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iason

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where do you want to go?

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Mello and I wanted to see if we could find somewhere neat to go during the summer. try to get some school work out of the way while we did it. We aren't set on anywhere yet tho

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i see....


don't go to cyprus in the summer, then. it's just as hot if not hotter than lubbock.

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Haha. Somewhere cool.

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Oh god, i hate the heat. I'll keep that in mind ty

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no problem, always down to write a good word in for cyprus

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Fawkes

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You can't stop me from tickling mimes till they verbally ask me to stop.

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NO NO NO
WE WILL BE SILENCED
WE WILL STAY SILENCED
VIVA LA [MIME] REVOLUTION

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Fawkes

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You should teach me how to sew.

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Hell yes!! This weekend I gotta sew a pillowcase and then work on a Halloween costume. I can show u then :D

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That works pretty well for me.

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Hell yes >:]

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iason

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you ever had jim bean before?


how about jim's bean?


you? perhaps?

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i haven't had Jim Bean b4, but I've seen it recently.
I have not had Jim's bean either- he's kind of stingy with them

me? maybe.

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i wonder where you've seen it recently hmmm......

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in a prophetic vision!!

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is that what we're calling them now...

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I call them stories

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okay good, someone sane

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iason

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how's your mess of a schedule treating you?

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it's goofy, i missed an assignment yesterday. I haven't done that since elementary school. Imma try temporarily leave work so I have extra days to just study frfr. wbu?

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painfully busy. a greek man is not made for this amount of work in a week!!

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How much work [per week] is a greek man made for?

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ideally 0.

at most, 20.

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20 work?

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yes, twenty hours of work.

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Fawkes

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art fight how is it going?

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it's over and my team lost by a l o t
but also this year there was some controversy with leadership and so a lot of ppl dropped the fight this time around

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iason

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art fight how is it going?

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Jason would you permit me to just repeat youe question for comedic effect?

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permission granted

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it went well, but my team lost by a lot.
pretty sure the big difference was due to ppl dropping the fight due to leadership change

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my condolences

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If fawkes was a cow, what color(s) would he be?

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dark brown and white-ish cream

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mars

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yee(and i cant not/will not stress this enough)HAW

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yee HAWWW

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iason

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you need to show up for THE movie!!

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I"M GONNA !!

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COOOLLLL!!!!!! LESS THAN ONE HOUR FELLA

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Fawkes

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you need to show up for a movie

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you must

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please

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Lsfsdfc
On it, boss !! B]

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mars

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what is the normal amount of 1 dollar bills to have vs the amount when someone would get questioned as a stripper?

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depends heavily on gender

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do you know this from experience?

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$20 in one-dollar bills. that's whore activity

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you do have to have it all on yer person tho- otherwise it's normal

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im not a stripper :((((

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