THE WIZARD

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"Up to VILE ALCHEMICAL EXPERIMENTS..."

THE WIZARD, 21+, HE/HIM

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Mood: Filled with WHIMSY and JOY!

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THE WIZARD's Interests

General

ASTROLOGY, CHARMS, HEXES, SORCERY, and studying the VARIOUS schools of ABJURATION, ALTERATION, CONJURATION, DIVINATION, ENCHANTMENT, ILLUSION, INVOCATION, and NECROMANCY. I would dabble in RESTORATION, if it were a VALID SCHOOL OF MAGIC!!!!

Music

MF DOOM, Merzbow, The Teeth, Infected Mushroom, Bryan Scary & the Shredding Tears, Electric Six, That Handsome Devil, ICP, The Brobecks, DJO, Combichrist, Oingo Boingo, Mini Mansions, Slipknot, I Monster, Johnny Manchild and the Poor Bastards, Tropical Fuck Storm, Jazz Emu, TWRP, Hall & Oates, HEALTH, Machine Girl, NIN, Trocadero, King Gizzard, Devourment, Party Cannon, Napalm Death, System of a Down

Movies

SAW (Any of the movies, but particularly the first one is really good), No Country for Old Men, House of Wax (2005), and ANY SCOOBY DOO MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television

UNFORTUNATELY my CRYSTAL BALL does NOT get CABLE!!!! If you know how to get GOOD BROADBAND on CALCITE, please CONTACT ME by ASTRAL PROJECTION, my mailing address is the FOURTY THIRD plane, by the ASTRAL MARGARITAVILLE

Books

MY GRIMOIRE

Heroes

NOT Merlin, who stole my idea of using RATS hyped up on LSD to TAKE OVER CAMELOT!!!!!!!! I also look up to Trent Reznor

THE WIZARD's Links

THE WIZARD's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT 'GLOP' IS????!?!! (view more)

BEHOLD!!! A NEW SONG APPEARS ON THE WIZARD'S PAGE!!!!!!!! (view more)

GOOD MUSIC (view more)

THE ETHICS OF USING THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE (view more)

PONDERING MY ORB (view more)

THE WIZARD's Blurbs

About me:

BEHOLD! A WIZARD APPEARS! I am a SORCERER and WARLOCK from the TWENTIETH ERA, coming to you LIVE from the CHRONOSPHERE within the AETHERIAL PLANE!!!!! hello please add me in the spacehey's unofficial random blogroll, thanks

Who I'd like to meet:

WARLOCKS, SORCERERS, and MISCHIEVOUS FOLK! Those with a PROCLIVITY to the STRANGE and UNUSUAL. The FREAKS and MISCREANTS of SOCIETY, ALL are WELCOME HERE!!!!!

THE WIZARD's Friends Comments

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lem.iso

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what are 3 wizardy tips for a new spellcaster?

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A GREAT QUESTION, FRIEND!!! THE MOST VALUABLE TIP OF THE THREE I CAN GIVE YOU IS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER TRUST A GUY NAMED MERLIN. THE OTHER TWO TIPS ARE 1) IF YOU THINK YOURE ASTRAL PROJECTING, LOOK FOR A WHATABURGER. IF YOU SEE A WHATABURGER, YOURE NOT ASTRAL PROJECTING. 2) REMEMBER THAT POWER COMES FROM WITHIN, AND SELF-DOUBT ONLY LEADS TO WEAKER SPELLS. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, AND YOU WILL BE ASTONISHED TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF!!!

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1001110 1000101 1001111

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Hey Mr. Wizard, could you share how you came to possess your magical abilities?๏_๏

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A LESSER WIZARD WOULD TELL YOU “HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE”… WHAT A BUNCH OF MALARKEY!!! I picked up a CURSED SAD CLOWN PAINTING from the THRIFT BARN back in ‘01!!!! I AWOKE THE NEXT DAY TO DISCOVER MYSELF OVERFLOWING WITH MAGICKAL POWER!!!!

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charli

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wizard!!!

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HELLO FRIEND!!! WELCOME TO THE WWW NET — WORLD WIDE WIZARD NETWORK!!!!!!!!!

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i'm honored!!!

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day-dreamer

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ur cool af stay snazzy mr wizard

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THANK YOU DAYDREAMER, MAY YOUR TRAVELS ME FANTASTICAL!!!!

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Edgar Allan Hoe

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SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

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WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS!!!!!!!!!!

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44444

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i love so much your profile! you give me good vibes

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THANK YOU FRIEND!!!!!! I am EMBOLDENED with THE SPIRITS OF KINDNESS and MISCHIEF, as ALL GOOD WIZARDS ARE!!!!!!

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My goood! i really wanna be friends with you! you are so awesome! (┬┬﹏┬┬)

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Mario

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Mario loves-a pondering his orb!

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WISHING YOU SAFE TRAVELS THROUGHOUT YOUR DIMENSIONS, FELLOW PONDERER!!!!!!!

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possibly willow

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im currently PONDERING MY ORB

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CATCH THOSE GOOD AURAL WAVES MY FELLOW ORB-GAZER

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springtrapz

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love the new layout!! your page is like a king gizzard song <3

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THANK YOU

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