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General

Music


Adickdid
Akira Yamaoka
Alice In Chains
Arson Anthem
Aus-Rotten
Bikini Kill
Black Army Jacket
Black Flag
Bottom Feeder
Bratmobile
Buzzov•en
Capitalist Casualties
Charles Bronson
Coke Bust
Corrosion of Conformity
Couch Slut
The Cure
Destroy Boys
Dinosaur Jr.
Discharge
Doom
Dropdead
Dystopia
Extreme Noise Terror
Eyehategod
Fistula
Fugazi
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Grief
Heavens To Betsy
His Hero Is Gone
Infest
King's X
Leechmilk
Longstocking
Man Is The Bastard
Massive Attack
MDC
Melvins
Meth Drinker
MF Doom
Mobb Deep
Molchat Doma Napalm Death
Nausea
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Open Tomb
Outlaw Order
pg.99
Placebo
Portishead
Radiohead
Raein
Rage Against The Machine
Rollins Band
Saosin
Sex Prisoner
Silverchair
Sonic Youth
Soundgarden
Sunny Day Real Estate
Swans
Tad
Team Dresch
Toadliquor
War On Women
Whores.
Wormrot

Movies



Taxi Driver (1977)
Se7en (1995)
Trainspotting (1996)
Kids (1995)
The Lighthouse (2019)
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
Nomadland (2020)
Hard Candy (2005)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Jacob’s Ladder (1990)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Oldboy (2003)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Clerks (1994)
Joker (2019)
Alien (1979)
La Haine (1995)
Schindler’s List (1993)
28 Days Later (2002)
Parasite (2019)
Get Out (2017)
Uncut Gems (2019)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
The Revenant (2015)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Children of Men (2006)
Nightcrawler (2014)
The Thing (1982)
Come and See (1985)
The Power of the Dog (2021)
Call Me By Your Name (2017)
The Devil All The Time (2020)
American Psycho (2000)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Fight Club (1999)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Leon: The Professional (1994)
The Machinist (2005)
The Road (2009)
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)
Judas and the Black Messiah (2020)
Memories of Murder (2003)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Gummo (1997)
Moonlight (2016)
Shin Godzilla (2016)
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Heat (1995)
Infernal Affairs (2002)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Fallen Angels (1995)
I’m Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Television



Fargo (2014-)
True Detective (2014-)
The Wire (2002-08)
Mr. Robot (2015-19)
Chernobyl (2019)
Game of Thrones (2011-19)
Serial Experiments Lain (1998)
Daria (1997-2002)
Prehistoric Planet (2022)
Stranger Things (2016-)
Black Mirror (2011-)
Treme (2010-13)
Breaking Bad (2008-13)
Twin Peaks (1990-91)
Boardwalk Empire (2010-14)
The Thick of It (2005-12)
Broadchurch (2013-17)
Narcos (2015-21)
The Boondocks (2005-14)
Daredevil (2015-18)
The Mandalorian (2019-)
Cowboy Bebop (1997)
Downtown (2000)
The Punisher (2017-19)
Deadwood (2004-06)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-99)
Bojack Horseman (2014-20)
Darker Than Black (2007-11)
The Boys (2019-)
Rick and Morty (2013-)
Sherlock (2010-17)
Neon Genesis: Evangelion (1995-96)
Squid Game (2021-)
Generation Kill (2008)
The X-Files (1993-2002)
Torchwood (2006-11)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-08)
Friends (1994-2004)
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-94)
Jessica Jones (2015-18)
Sons of Anarchy (2008-14)
Hannibal (2013-15)
Suzuka (2005)
Doctor Who (1963-)
Bleach (2004-2012)
Supernatural (2005-10)
Trailer Park Boys (2001-21)
Beavis and Butthead (1993-)
The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008-09)

Books



Resident Evil (2002)
Silent Hill 2 (2001)
The Last of Us II (2020)
Max Payne 2 (2004)
Red Dead Redemption II (2018)
Manhunt (2003)
Darkwood (2014)
Resident Evil 2 (1998)
Higurashi: When They Cry (2002)
Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
Halo 3: ODST (2009)
Max Payne (2001)
The Walking Dead (2012)
Katawa Shoujo (2012)
Gone Home (2013)
Emily is Away Too (2017)
The Last of Us (2013)
Deadlight (2012)
Firewatch (2017)
Return of the Obra Dinn (2018)
World of Horror (2020)
Siren: Blood Curse (2008)
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
Shenmue (1999)
Jet Set Radio Future (2002)
The Sims 3 (2009)
Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (2000)

Heroes



Last Exit To Brooklyn (1964)
Black Coffee Blues (1994)
So Real It Hurts (2015)
Porno (2002)
The Unknown Revolution (1947)
The Conspiracy Against The Human Race (2010)
Manufacturing Consent (1988)
Pleasures of the Damned (2007)
The Jakarta Method (2020)
Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George (2006)
Less Than Zero (1985)
Will Work For Drugs (2009)
Get In The Van (1994)
Trainspotting (1993)
Dark Alliance (1998)
The Demon-Haunted World (1995)
The Ego and Its Own (1844)
The Rise and Fall of Dinosaurs (2018)
The Punisher (2004)
Fight Club (1996)
American Psycho (1991)
Junky (1953)
The Road (2006)
The Sluts (2004)
The Stranger (1942)
Everybody Loves Our Town (2011)
Girls to the Front (2010)
The Assassination of Fred Hampton (2009)
Debt: The First 5,000 Years (2011)
The Shock Doctrine (2007)
Capitalist Realism (2009)
The Sixth Extinction (2014)
Anarchist Communism (1913)
Rise of the Warrior Cop (2013)
God and the State (1882)
Man’s Search For Meaning (1946) (
Hegemony or Survival (2003)
The Mismeasure of Man (1981)
Kingdom of Fear (2003)
Property Is Theft (2011)
The Conquest of Bread (1892)
Homage to Catalonia (1938)
Washington Bullets (2011)
The Motorcycle Diaries (1995)
The Rebel (1951)
Notes From Underground (1864)
The Room (1971)
Nausea (1938)

Influences



Kurt Cobain (1967-94)
Henry Rollins (1961-)
Mike IX Williams (1968-)
Vaush (1994-)
Lydia Lunch (1959-)
George Carlin (1937-2008)
Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)
Noam Chomsky (1928-)
Hubert Selby Jr (1928-2004)
Irvine Welsh (1958-)
Layne Staley (1967-2002)
Beau of the Fifth Column (1981-)
Jackson Pollock (1912-56)
Diane Arbus (1923-71)
Albert Camus (1913-60)
Dylan Moran (1971)
Chris Cornell (1964-2017)
Hasan Piker (1991-)
Bo Burnham (1990-)
Emma Goldman (1869-1940)
Robert Capa (1913-54)
Maria Nikiforova (1885-1919)
Tom Morello (1964-)
Mike Prysner (1983-)
Davide Sorrenti (1976-97)
DoNotEat01 (1993-)
Charles Bukowski (1920-94)
Don McCullin (1935-)
Kōtoku Shūsui (1871-1911)
Francis Bacon (1909-92)
Harmony Korine (1973)
David Graeber (1961-2020)
NotJustBikes
Corrine West (1908-91)
Nan Goldin (1953-)
Jay DeFeo (1929-89)
Ansel Adams (1902-84)
Jon Stewart (1962-)
Jesse Ventura (1951-)

Values

Likes:

absurdism, agnosticism, agrarianism, “alphabet mafia” (lgbtqia+), alter-mundialization, analog technology, anarchism, androgyny, animal welfare, antitheism, body modification, classical (left) libertarianism, communalism, community outreach, critical thinking, decentralization, democratic confederalism, direct action, disaster preparedness, DIY culture, drug decriminalization, education reform, egalitarianism, employment reform, existentialism, free culture, freed-market anti-capitalism, freedom of press, freeganism, gender abolition, geosyndicalism, gonzo journalism, graffiti, guns, hacktivism, intersectional analysis, land-back initiatives, market socialism, modernism, mutual aid, neo-luddism, net neutrality, nonconformity, racial abolition, open source software, poetry, prison reform, pro-choice, protests, public housing, rationalism, rehabilitation, self-sustainability, sex positivity, sex work, situationism, skateboarding, skepticism, socialism, social welfunds, squatting, syndicalization, survivalism, thrifting, unionization, new urbanism, urban planning, utilitarianism, worker cooperatives, veteran support, YIMBYs, zines

Dislikes:

"alternative medicine", anti-homeless architecture, anti-semitism, aristocracy, astroturfing, authoritarianism, autocracy, banks, bigotry (racism, sexism, ableism), bureaucracy, big pharma, billionaires, capitalism, cars, celebrity culture, censorship, chauvinism, civility politics, corporate media, conservatism, conspiracy theories, consumerism, cops, cultism, denialism, disneyfication, dogmatism, the “drug war”, elitism, essentialism, ethnostatism, evangelism, fascism, fundamentalism, gentrification, golf clubs, government, greenwashing, gun lobbyists/the NRA, hollywood, hyper-individualism, imperialism, inceldom, leninism, mainstream news media, mcmansions, monarchy, monopolization, moral objectivism, the military-industrial complex, multi-level marketing, nationalism, neocolonialism, neoliberalism, NIMBYs, offshore banking, oil tycoons, oligarchy, PMCs, the prison-industrial complex, private education, private property, “pro-life”, propaganda, political correctness, psuedo-planning, pseudo-science, quacks, rainbow capitalism, record industry, right-libertarianism, “self-help” gurus, silicon valley, sportsball, stock brokers, suburbia, “sunday-school environmentalism”, surveillance, swerfs, tankies, tax breaks, technocracy, terfs, truscum, “truthers”, virtue signaling, wokescolds, xenophobia, and zionism.

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Age: 25 (in human years)
Gender: Abolitionist (they/them).
Sexuality: Leather jackets, ripped denim, flannel shirts, and the taste of whiskey and cigarettes on breath when we kiss.
Religion: Drowning in the nihilist tar of existential absurdity.
Politick: Ⓐ☭
Alignment: INFP-T 4w5.




introduction

Avid consoomer of transgressive literature, grunge street photography, and abstract expressionism. Stuck living in a facsimile of the 90s (fuck the 80s) and a collector of cassettes, CDs, VHS tapes, and old rock magazines. City rat. Ex-junkhead. I have an innate interest in paleontology, meteorology and urban planning. An aspiring author (behind months of procrastination) writing a visual novel about punk lesbians and opiate addiction. Surviving off microwave ramen and coffee.

I enjoy long deep philosophical ponderings at five in the morning, sitting on the chilly porch with the ever-classic breakfast pairing of cigarettes and coffee, trying to subside the encroaching and crippling existential dread and/or a hangover after a one-night fling. I love overcast and rainy days far more than the sunny ones. The Pacific Northwest will always be my true home.

Not in the least bit religious/spiritual but not enough of a dunce to be an atheist and far too cynical/misanthropic to consider myself a humanist: I'm an absurdist, compatibilist, a moral relativist/subjectivist, utilitarian, neo-urbanist, communal individualist and whatever other convoluted labels you can pull out of your ass.



I am the "post-modern neo-Marxist" that Jordan Peterson warned you about.





Like: Grunge, sludge, crust punk, riot grrrl, hardcore punk (the '80s kind), jazz, d-beat, noise rock, dark ambience, 90's powerviolence, grindcore, stoner rock, doom metal, no wave, industrial, skramz, east coast hip-hop, thrash metal, midwest emo, slacker rock, trip-hop, shoegaze, black metal.

Dislike: Pop, hair metal, folk punk, post-grunge, nu metal, modern cuntry, metalcore, pop punk, emo-pop, djent, easycore, skramz revival, post-punk revival and most modern hip-hop.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who feels like they can understand my cynical, off-beat humor and vibe w/ my existence can friend request me, I promise I'm not nearly as much of a pretentious bummer as my profile makes it seem. Not exactly like we can grab a coffee, but I could use a friend or two. I'm just here because I'm actually old enough to remember/miss old MySpace.

Just between us, here's a picture of my old emo days to appease the hunger of the SpaceHey eldritch gods.




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tysm 4 the add!! XD

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Have a great weekend :)

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you too! c:

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Thanks for the add! 🗡🥀

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Mina

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Hey thnx for adding. :)

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No problem :)

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Thanks for the add

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Thank you. ^.^

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Fae Gardenia

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Hey thanks for the add! Your taste in games and music is so good!1!1!1 AND GONE HOME?!?!?! omg it's like my gay awakening!!!!!

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I'm glad you enjoy my profile. And yeah, Gone Home, that was an experience. Fun fact, I got so damn emotional my first time through that I cracked open a bottle of whiskey when the credits rolled and drowned myself in drunken tears.

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Omg ;-; it was really an experience

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