About me:

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Basics:

Age: 26
Gender: Abolitionist
Sexuality: Leather jackets, ripped denim, flannel shirts, and the taste of whiskey and cigarettes.
Religion: Drowning in the nihilist tar of existential absurdity.
Politick: "Classical libertarian" (Ⓐ☭)
Alignment: INFP-T 4w5.
Pseudoscience: ♋☀️ ♋🌅 ♌🌙

Introduction:

The bastard hellspawn of Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin and Albert Camus. An avid consoomer of transgressive literature, grunge street photography, and abstract expressionist art. Stuck living in a facsimile of the 90s and a collector of cassettes, CDs, VHS tapes, and old rock magazines. City rat surviving off microwaved ramen. Ex-junkhead. I have an innate interest in paleontology, meteorology and urbanism. An aspiring author (behind months of procrastination) writing a novel about punk lesbians and opiate addiction.

I enjoy long deep philosophical ponderings at five in the morning, sitting on the chilly porch with the ever-classic breakfast of cigarettes and coffee, trying to subside the encroaching and crippling existential dread and/or a hangover. I love overcast and rainy days far more than the sunny ones. The Pacific Northwest will always be my true home.

Not in the least bit religious/spiritual but not enough of a dunce to be an online atheist and far too cynical/misanthropic to consider myself a humanist: I'm an absurdist, a moral relativist/subjectivist, rule utilitarian, compatibilist, PHIMBY neo-urbanist, communal individualist and whatever other convoluted snowflake labels one can pull out of their ass.



I am the "post-modern neo-Marxist" that Jordan Peterson warned you about, kekw.

Music:

Like: Grunge, sludge, crust, riot grrrl, hardcore punk (the '80s kind), jazz, d-beat, noise, dark ambience, 90's powerviolence, grindcore, stoner rock, doom metal, no wave, industrial, skramz, east coast hip-hop, thrash metal, midwest emo, slacker rock, trip-hop, shoegaze, black metal.

Dislike: Pop, hair metal, folk punk, "soft grunge", post-grunge, nu metal, modern c*untry, metalcore, pop punk, emo-pop, djent, easycore, skramz revival, post-punk revival and most modern hip-hop.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who feels like they can understand my cynical, off-beat humor and vibe w/ my existence can friend request me, I promise I'm not nearly as much of a pretentious bummer as my profile makes it seem. Not exactly like we can grab a coffee, but I could use a friend or two. I'm just here because I'm actually old enough to remember/miss old MySpace.