surfwaxcanada
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surfwaxcanada's Interests
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Daft Punk, SpongeBob SquarePants, Smosh (Ghetto Smosh too), YTP, sitcoms, GoAnimate, The Lonely Island, Bart Baker parodies, HivemindTV, screamer videos, PSAs, lost media, weird unexplainable phenomenons, cryptids and folklore and strange things and weird things and morbid things, cartoons, internet shenanigans (this including getting into some myself, as well as internet horror, weird internet oddities, lolcows, and other stuff), asdfmovie, vocal synthesizers, storm chasing, Chuck E. Cheese's, The Rock-afire Explosion, iDubbbz, Filthy Frank, Vinesauce, AVGN, Scott The Woz, fishtank.live, vidya gaem.
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Sonic The Hedgehog, very very specifically Mortal Kombat 9, Yakuza 0, PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX+, Mungyodance 3, Five Nights at Freddy's 1 - 4, Marble Blast Ultra, Street Fighter, Klonoa, Dance Dance Revolution, Pump It Up, Metal Gear (mainly Metal Gear Rising), Deus Ex, Half-Life, GTA IV, Project Diva Mega Mix, Black Ops, Imperishable Night, some other stuff I'll remember to write down later. 
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Daft Punk, The Strokes, Interpol, Weezer, Panchiko, Foster The People, Panic! At The Disco, The Beatles, KMFDM, MGMT, Elliott Smith, Chipmunks on 16 Speed, Justice, Modjo, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, CASIOPEA, Talking Heads, My Chemical Romance, Masayoshi Takanaka, Renard, The Queenstons, Car Seat Headrest, Kanye West, The Lonely Island, TOOL, Gorillaz, Michael Jackson, Prince, 1 Trait Danger, Slipknot, DEVO, Green Day, 100 gecs, Nine Inch Nails, Justin Timberlake, Aphex Twin, LCD Soundsystem, Negative XP.
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, School of Rock, Superbad, Taxi Driver, American Psycho, Fight Club, Ghostbusters II, Zero Day, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, The Girl Next Door, Reservoir Dogs, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, The Hangover, Heathers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Matrix Trilogy (do not talk to me about the fourth movie.)
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SpongeBob SquarePants, Impractical Jokers, Community, Arrested Development, Malcolm in the Middle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Full House, Invader Zim, Super Milk Chan, Home Movies, Lucky Star, YuruYuri, Asobi Asobase, Azumanga Daioh, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Onimai. (The occasional web series like HLVRAI, Red vs. Blue, Bonus Stage, Equals Three, Smosh, Fred, Ongezellig, some other stuff I need to remember.)
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Books |
Industrial Society and Its Future! (...Harassment Architecture, Eltingville, Scott Pilgrim, I don't know what else.)
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Heroes |
I'll figure this out eventually.
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About me:
My full legal name is Surf Wax Canada. Address me as Surf. 15 year old unlicensed lawyer, male dad, and crippling autist. 100% Real Alienoid and POLITICALLY INCORRECT! Don't ask me about my home planet, it's a touchy subject. My hobbies consist of blowing bubbles, eating raw meat, sniffing flowers, and talking to people on the internet. I've been winning the Has The Most Fun award every year since 2009. I live on a cloud next to a giant rainbow that's always in the sky - if you can find me, come pay me a visit.
Who I'd like to meet:
Elvis Impersonators, Rainbow Dash, every single actor who has ever played James Bond, and also you. If you want to be friends, don't hesitate to shoot me an IM. I will always respond. (If, at any point in time AFTER befriending me, someone arrives at your doorstep claiming to be from Margaritaville... DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING ABOUT ME! I don't exist, and I was NEVER in an alien terrorist organization or a robot cult.) Some of the dumb stuff aside, I enjoy having genuine conversations and making friends and/or acquaintances. If you want to talk to me, go for it. I am incapable of being bothered.
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maisie / malcolm 
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TY FOR THE ADD! you seem so sick |
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Fawkes 
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How'd you come up with surfwaxcanada? I wish the backstory was unique or cool or something but, I made the name on the spot while listening to the song Surf Wax America by Weezer. I think this makes the name less interesting by surfwaxcanada; ; Report also, I forgot to add this, it leads a lot of people to believe I'm Canadian. I'm not going to change it though. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Brutha, my screen name is Fox McCloud, but with Fox spelled like Guy Fawkes. It's basically the same naming scheme, it's cool. It's a bit of wordplay and it references the shit you're into. I dig it. Good name. I like usernames like that. They roll off the tongue well (most of the time) and it's always cool to know what they're in reference to. I just think it's a little embarrassing on my end that mine is a reference to Weezer. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Samo 
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TEMPORARY SECRETARY She can be a bellydancer I don't need a true romancer... she can be a diplomat but I don't need a girl like that!!! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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Are you familiar with the epic comik Tails Gets Trolled? I am but I have yet to read it. I feel like I've seen it online for the past few years and never paid it much mind although I appreciate ones ability to make something so bad and make SO much of it. Should I read it? by surfwaxcanada; ; Report I've only read ~25% of it because I want to read it with people and have been yet unable to convince anyone to set aside the time to do a reading with me. That said, I enjoy what I've read. It's funny. I hope you find a good book club bro. I will try to look into it if I remember by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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Greetings and Good tidings. Hello and Good Day! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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ThundaCat 
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Pretty fuckin based You too dude. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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funlover5666 
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Aliens are so fucking fine like whenever I see them wheeling around I can't help but feel my dick get rock hard. I feel my nut just pour out of my tip leaking to them, like I try to take pictures of them and absolutely choke my meat to them every night before bed, at this point I think I'm gonna start a religion to stroking it to their fine green asses every time the sun sets (My meat is all purple when im done, my nut shoots all the way across the room. I wanna grab them by the luscious dark black UFO and beg for their cock ? by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Operator 
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surf wax canada goes so hard as a username Finally someone gets it (joking) but thank you kindly. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report THANK YOU! I do enjoy green things no matter what they are I think bright saturated disgusting neon green text is very nice. Your profile is super cool too, btw. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Hi Lemmy :) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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seal (¬_¬”) 
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i tickle yuo and shove my entire foot in ur ear GEEZ LOUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report can i? by seal (¬_¬”); ; Report Have at it. I don't even care. (Malcolm Wilkerson season 1 promotional photo face) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report have what you schizophrenic fuck i asked if coulsd shovemy fpoot in ur ear by seal (¬_¬”); ; Report WAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH by surfwaxcanada; ; Report aHEJHEJGWFCJWBxsiklwn allalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalal i lvoe youhj by seal (¬_¬”); ; Report |
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YOHOMBRE 
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Toyota GT86 2017 Model 
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im hoanna get y ou Eeek! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report marriaege in the the 3 2 1 ., heh by Toyota GT86 2017 Model; ; Report 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... GO! MARRIAGE SPEEDRUN! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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GreazyGabba 
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cool asf profile!! Thank you! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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barkzeer 
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holy shit absolute gem of a friend request thank you for adding me B) Dude no problem. I was just about to comment on your profile and tell you how awesome it is. You rule. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report No YOU rule. Accept it or this will become a back-and-forth. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report i guess we can sign this off as a peace treaty for now.. i will be back for seconds though >:L I'll see you then... and just to let you know, I WILL be armed! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Samuel 
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It's radical that I can see this all now at school, it's a whole new wave of entertainment, I'll bother you in your comment box like I did on LastFM, if it's chill. You can spam my comments, yes. Adam Monkey Lanza Go Kill That Latino... by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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urban architect 
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INTERPOL FAN Rare breed 3. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report That was meant to be a broken heart, I forgot I can't do that by surfwaxcanada; ; Report i grew up listening to interpol ::) by urban architect; ; Report |
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sofia 
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Baby Sponge Boy Is So Small Fig in Two Hands New Baby Sponge Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Gary Fun Pal Happy Happy Spongebaby For 2 or 3 Every Sponge All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Sponge Pet Snail Gary Square Cute Yellow Baby Spongy Aww sofia β Today at 12:32 PM by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Lemmy 
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heyyyyyyyyy jjujuju ππππππππππ LEMMER! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Chaos Insurgent 
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Thanks for the add, seriously this is amazing. Absolutely no problem, you seem very cool. :) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Oh, you've gotta be way cooler, honest. by Chaos Insurgent; ; Report While I do understand that you are being honest, it isn't objectively true, trust me. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report 'Course, it's a.ichatbot. by Chaos Insurgent; ; Report |
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HOMOSUCK. 
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peak music taste tbh. i have got to get into king gizzard For the love of God, please do. They're so good. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report theyre already a high quality demon what else can i say You could either grow in size and become a procrastinating bigger shit, or just stop procrastinating. Maybe the latter is better. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report i know right Good luck! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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luke 
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casiopea and takanaka are peak Agreed 100%. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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No problem! So do you :)
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