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Daft Punk, SpongeBob SquarePants, Smosh (Ghetto Smosh too), YTP, sitcoms, The Lonely Island, Bart Baker parodies, HivemindTV, screamer videos, lost media, cartoons, internet shenanigans (this including getting into some myself, as well as internet horror, weird internet oddities, lolcows, and other stuff), asdfmovie, vocal synthesizers, storm chasing, Chuck E. Cheese's, The Rock-afire Explosion, iDubbbz, Filthy Frank, Vinesauce, AVGN, Scott The Woz,, vidya gaem. snoop


Sonic The Hedgehog, very very specifically Mortal Kombat 9, Yakuza 0, PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX+, Mungyodance 3, Marble Blast Ultra, Street Fighter, Klonoa, Dance Dance Revolution, Pump It Up, Metal Gear (mainly Metal Gear Rising), Deus Ex, Half-Life, GTA IV, Project Diva Mega Mix, Black Ops, Imperishable Night, some other stuff I'll remember to write down later.



Daft Punk, The Strokes, Interpol, Weezer, Panchiko, Foster The People, Panic! At The Disco, The Beatles, MGMT, Justice, Modjo, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, CASIOPEA, Talking Heads, My Chemical Romance, Masayoshi Takanaka, Car Seat Headrest, Kanye West, The Lonely Island, TOOL, Gorillaz, Michael Jackson, Prince, 1 Trait Danger, Slipknot, DEVO, Green Day, 100 gecs, Nine Inch Nails, Justin Timberlake, Aphex Twin, LCD Soundsystem, Negative XP. torches Current favorite album....


The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, School of Rock, Superbad, Taxi Driver, American Psycho, Fight Club, Ghostbusters II, Zero Day, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, The Girl Next Door, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, The Hangover, Heathers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Matrix Trilogy (do not talk to me about the fourth movie.) what-is-love


SpongeBob SquarePants, Impractical Jokers, Community, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Full House, Invader Zim, Super Milk Chan, Home Movies, Lucky Star, YuruYuri, Asobi Asobase, Azumanga Daioh, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Onimai. (The occasional web series like HLVRAI, Red vs. Blue, Bonus Stage, Equals Three, Smosh, Fred, Ongezellig, some other stuff I need to remember.) boombox


Industrial Society and Its Future! (...Harassment Architecture, Eltingville, Scott Pilgrim, I don't know what else.) troll-sponge


Duke Nukem, James Bond, Anthony Padilla. david

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About me:

My full legal name is Surf Wax Canada. Address me as Surf. 15 year old unlicensed lawyer, average guy, male dad, and crippling autist. 100% Real Alienoid and POLITICALLY INCORRECT! My only hobbies consist of blowing bubbles, watching sitcoms, causing problems on the internet, and existing in a completely sedentary state. My diet consists entirely of bamboo and raw milk. I have a bone to pick with 98% of the people on the internet. I also don't, because I shouldn't. I will now put a pretentious quote here that will make you think for a bit and maybe bring you to get up and take a walk. 3-D-glasses-spongebob daft-punk i-m-gonna-do-an-internet blue-album-stamp

Who I'd like to meet:

Terrorists, Paul McCartney, every single actor who has ever played James Bond, and probably you. I am a cyber criminal, do not attempt to befriend me no matter what. That aside, shoot me an IM if you feel like it, I will always reply. (if you don't, somebody else will.) I'll friend whoever. boombox-2

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Baby Sponge Boy Is So Small Fig in Two Hands New Baby Sponge Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Gary Fun Pal Happy Happy Spongebaby For 2 or 3 Every Sponge All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Sponge Pet Snail Gary Square Cute Yellow Baby Spongy Aww

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sofia — Today at 12:32 PM
Loud burp: not cool man.

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heyyyyyyyyy jjujuju 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

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Thanks for the add, seriously this is amazing.

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Absolutely no problem, you seem very cool. :)

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Oh, you've gotta be way cooler, honest.

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While I do understand that you are being honest, it isn't objectively true, trust me.
If you'd like to prove a point, though, you could give me your Discord immediately. (this is more of an offer than a demand.)

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'Course, it's a.ichatbot.

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peak music taste tbh. i have got to get into king gizzard

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For the love of God, please do. They're so good.
Siiivagunner is so based btw.

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theyre already a high quality demon what else can i say
also yeah ive been planning on it im just a procrastinating little shit

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You could either grow in size and become a procrastinating bigger shit, or just stop procrastinating. Maybe the latter is better.

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i know right
unfortunately its not that easy wish me luck on my quest to stop procrastinating

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Good luck!

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casiopea and takanaka are peak

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Agreed 100%.

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Everybody do the flop!!!

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Do do do the flop!

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holy shit you're cool thx for the add man

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You too! And no problem.

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woah ur like rlly cool n shit!!

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So are you! We're both NEETS, that's pretty cool.

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AHA! Daft Punk fan noticed!

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By the way, you have awesome taste as well

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ty for the add man

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No problem. Tankmen fans are awesome.

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im about to birth crickets cuomo btw

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NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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incredible vibes here. love the musics! really based taste :thumbsup:

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Thank you, same for your profile. :EVENBIGGERthumbsup:.

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These are some sweet tunes on your profile. B)

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Thank you, they are pretty sweet. :D

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what do you think about 9/11

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