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Daft Punk, SpongeBob SquarePants, Smosh (Ghetto Smosh too), YTP, sitcoms, GoAnimate, The Lonely Island, Bart Baker parodies, HivemindTV, screamer videos, PSAs, lost media, weird unexplainable phenomenons, cryptids and folklore and strange things and weird things and morbid things, cartoons, internet shenanigans (this including getting into some myself, as well as internet horror, weird internet oddities, lolcows, and other stuff), asdfmovie, vocal synthesizers, storm chasing, Chuck E. Cheese's, The Rock-afire Explosion, iDubbbz, Filthy Frank, Vinesauce, AVGN, Scott The Woz, fishtank.live, vidya gaem.
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Sonic The Hedgehog, very very specifically Mortal Kombat 9, Yakuza 0, PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX+, Mungyodance 3, Five Nights at Freddy's 1 - 4, Marble Blast Ultra, Street Fighter, Klonoa, Dance Dance Revolution, Pump It Up, Metal Gear (mainly Metal Gear Rising), Deus Ex, Half-Life, GTA IV, Project Diva Mega Mix, Black Ops, Imperishable Night, some other stuff I'll remember to write down later. 
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Daft Punk, The Strokes, Tally Hall, Interpol, Weezer, Panchiko, Foster The People, Panic! At The Disco, The Beatles, KMFDM, MGMT, Elliott Smith, Chipmunks on 16 Speed, Justice, Modjo, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, CASIOPEA, Talking Heads, My Chemical Romance, Masayoshi Takanaka, Renard, The Queenstons, Car Seat Headrest, Kanye West, The Lonely Island, TOOL, Gorillaz, Michael Jackson, Prince, 1 Trait Danger, Slipknot, DEVO, Green Day, 100 gecs, Nine Inch Nails, Justin Timberlake, Aphex Twin, LCD Soundsystem, Negative XP.
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, School of Rock, Superbad, Taxi Driver, American Psycho, Fight Club, Ghostbusters II, Zero Day, Mysterious Skin, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, The Girl Next Door, Reservoir Dogs, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, The Hangover, Heathers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Matrix Trilogy (do not talk to me about the fourth movie.)
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SpongeBob SquarePants, Impractical Jokers, Community, Arrested Development, Malcolm in the Middle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Full House, Invader Zim, Super Milk Chan, Home Movies, Lucky Star, YuruYuri, Asobi Asobase, Azumanga Daioh, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Onimai. (The occasional web series like Bridge Kids, HLVRAI, Red vs. Blue, Bonus Stage, Equals Three, Smosh, Fred, Ongezellig, some other stuff I need to remember.)
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Industrial Society and Its Future! (...Harassment Architecture, Eltingville, Scott Pilgrim, I don't know what else.)
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I'll figure this out eventually.
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About me:
My full legal name is Surf Wax Canada. Address me as Surf. 15 year old unlicensed lawyer, male dad, and crippling autist. 100% Real Alienoid and POLITICALLY INCORRECT! Don't ask me about my home planet, it's a touchy subject. My hobbies consist of blowing bubbles, eating raw meat, sniffing flowers, and talking to people on the internet. I've been winning the Has The Most Fun award every year since 2009. I live on a cloud next to a giant rainbow that's always in the sky - if you can find me, come pay me a visit.
Who I'd like to meet:
Elvis Impersonators, Rainbow Dash, every single actor who has ever played James Bond, and also you. If you want to be friends, don't hesitate to shoot me an IM. I will always respond. (If, at any point in time AFTER befriending me, someone arrives at your doorstep claiming to be from Margaritaville... DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING ABOUT ME! I don't exist, and I was NEVER in an alien terrorist organization or a robot cult.) Some of the dumb stuff aside, I enjoy having genuine conversations and making friends and/or acquaintances. If you want to talk to me, go for it. I am incapable of being bothered.
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Kaleigh 
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YOU'RE SO COOL |
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snailfanman 
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The other day I had a conversation about mk9 with my friend, I think he brought up rooster teeth. I won't delve into how, but it led into ranking the girls on how hot they were. We were both in agreement that Millena was the hottest, because she is, but that stupid fuck had the gull to say Scarlet was hotter than Jade, can you believe that? That brown babe is much better than that ruskii whore. Anyways I used to really enjoy playing mk9 on ps3 with my siblings, pisses me off they took it off sale on steam. Also cool profile, the fish are cool, I like the yellow one. I have never exactly cared for Skarlet, I barely knew she even existed back when I played MK9 on the 360 a lot when I was younger. She just exists to me and that's kind of it. Mileena will always be my favorite though I used to main her way back when I was younger because I was weirdly drawn to her fatalities in MK9 LMAO you can probably guess why. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report also Jade is better than Skarlet any day of the week she gets bonus points for being green. Thank you BTW I am a big fan of fish. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Ahahahahaha, I think I used to play Kabal and Scorpion, because they're cool. When I was like two I think, I beat MK Deception's arcade mode (on easy) as them, so they're my go tos. Also you are so real for that, when I was like eight I used to watch videos of Mileena's fatalities in a closet. by snailfanman; ; Report Kabal is so badass in MK9 it's mindboggling. I usually main Johnny Cage these days no matter what game I play (with the exception of Mortal Kombat 11, I play as Kung Lao, he's fun for some reason). I wish I could play Mortal Kombat 1 but I only have it on the switch and it runs pretty shit - not HORRIBLY shit, just pretty shit. I can probably cope (shrug) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report I'm not too into the new mk stuff, I played mkx with my dad once though, he whooped my ass... I think I also played it with a buddy through that steam remote play shit. I have a few old mk games on ps2 that I should probably play again. by snailfanman; ; Report You should absolutely play them. I've been meaning to play mkx but just never have by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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snailfanman
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The only good thing The Stokes ever did was maaaybe make it easier or possible for The Hives to become as big as they did. The Strokes were just the sons of millionaires who wanted to play dress up. The Hives, however, are some of the most genuine motherfuckers ever to pick up instruments, and it almost feels like a shame to even mention The Strokes within the same paragraph, let alone sentence. I have to thank The Strokes because I actually know about The Hives because of them. TBH there are aspects of The Strokes that I wish were more "raw". I love them admittedly, but with their music I feel like there's a lot they can do that they don't really do. That's why I love their first album so much, because there's not a single thing on it I don't like or wish could be better - maybe other than When It Started but if you replace it with New York City Cops it's 10/10. I absolutely get where you're coming from though I seriously need to listen to The Hives more than the few songs I already know but don't really know well enough. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Ahahaha I'm a fan of The Strokes actually, and I haven't actually listened to The Hives lmao. That text is from an interview Ovlov did that I just find funny, check 'em out. My sister was far more into them than I was, but I have vivid memories of just laying in bed listening to them in middle school, oh how I do miss that... I have a lot of memories related to The Strokes, but I won't get into it. Is This It is also probably my favorite album of theirs, I have a cd of it :). by snailfanman; ; Report sorry about that I am severely autistic and thought you were just the biggest Strokes hater on the planet but either way I might use this as an opportunity to truly listen to The Hives more than I have before. So thank you nonetheless by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Fawkes 
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Who is the best back scratcher you know? The best back scratcher I know would probably be an actual back scratcher, or maybe the wall. I use both. I feel a bit nervous to ask someone to scratch my back, but I don't really know why, seeing as rubbing my back against a wall over and over doesn't really do much. If a person though... then maybe my dad by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Toyota GT86 2017 Model 
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come into my van i have spongebo b dvds my name deuce YAY! YAY! YAY! OK! I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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maisie / malcolm 
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TY FOR THE ADD! you seem so sick No problem! So do you :) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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How'd you come up with surfwaxcanada? I wish the backstory was unique or cool or something but, I made the name on the spot while listening to the song Surf Wax America by Weezer. I think this makes the name less interesting by surfwaxcanada; ; Report also, I forgot to add this, it leads a lot of people to believe I'm Canadian. I'm not going to change it though. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Brutha, my screen name is Fox McCloud, but with Fox spelled like Guy Fawkes. It's basically the same naming scheme, it's cool. It's a bit of wordplay and it references the shit you're into. I dig it. Good name. I like usernames like that. They roll off the tongue well (most of the time) and it's always cool to know what they're in reference to. I just think it's a little embarrassing on my end that mine is a reference to Weezer. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Samo 
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TEMPORARY SECRETARY She can be a bellydancer I don't need a true romancer... she can be a diplomat but I don't need a girl like that!!! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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Are you familiar with the epic comik Tails Gets Trolled? I am but I have yet to read it. I feel like I've seen it online for the past few years and never paid it much mind although I appreciate ones ability to make something so bad and make SO much of it. Should I read it? by surfwaxcanada; ; Report I've only read ~25% of it because I want to read it with people and have been yet unable to convince anyone to set aside the time to do a reading with me. That said, I enjoy what I've read. It's funny. I hope you find a good book club bro. I will try to look into it if I remember by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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Greetings and Good tidings. Hello and Good Day! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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WIZARD 
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Pretty fuckin based You too dude. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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funlover5666 
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Aliens are so fucking fine like whenever I see them wheeling around I can't help but feel my dick get rock hard. I feel my nut just pour out of my tip leaking to them, like I try to take pictures of them and absolutely choke my meat to them every night before bed, at this point I think I'm gonna start a religion to stroking it to their fine green asses every time the sun sets (My meat is all purple when im done, my nut shoots all the way across the room. I wanna grab them by the luscious dark black UFO and beg for their cock ? by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Operator 
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surf wax canada goes so hard as a username Finally someone gets it (joking) but thank you kindly. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report THANK YOU! I do enjoy green things no matter what they are I think bright saturated disgusting neon green text is very nice. Your profile is super cool too, btw. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report Hi Lemmy :) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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seal (¬_¬”) 
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i tickle yuo and shove my entire foot in ur ear GEEZ LOUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report can i? by seal (¬_¬”); ; Report Have at it. I don't even care. (Malcolm Wilkerson season 1 promotional photo face) by surfwaxcanada; ; Report have what you schizophrenic fuck i asked if coulsd shovemy fpoot in ur ear by seal (¬_¬”); ; Report WAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH by surfwaxcanada; ; Report aHEJHEJGWFCJWBxsiklwn allalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalal i lvoe youhj by seal (¬_¬”); ; Report |
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Toyota GT86 2017 Model
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im hoanna get y ou Eeek! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report marriaege in the the 3 2 1 ., heh by Toyota GT86 2017 Model; ; Report 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... GO! MARRIAGE SPEEDRUN! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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GreazyGabba 
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cool asf profile!! Thank you! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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barkzeer 
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holy shit absolute gem of a friend request thank you for adding me B) Dude no problem. I was just about to comment on your profile and tell you how awesome it is. You rule. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report No YOU rule. Accept it or this will become a back-and-forth. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report i guess we can sign this off as a peace treaty for now.. i will be back for seconds though >:L I'll see you then... and just to let you know, I WILL be armed! by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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Samuel 
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It's radical that I can see this all now at school, it's a whole new wave of entertainment, I'll bother you in your comment box like I did on LastFM, if it's chill. You can spam my comments, yes. Adam Monkey Lanza Go Kill That Latino... by surfwaxcanada; ; Report |
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urban architect 
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INTERPOL FAN Rare breed 3. by surfwaxcanada; ; Report That was meant to be a broken heart, I forgot I can't do that by surfwaxcanada; ; Report i grew up listening to interpol ::) by urban architect; ; Report |
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HEY sorry for getting to this late but thank you kindly! So are you :) we have many interests in common perhaps if you'd like to make conversation some time we could
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