Sophia

About me:

• I bite
here's a list of things i hate
•  When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated"
•  When dogs jump up on me and the owner says "Oh, it's OK! He's friendly!" Well I’m not so get your dog off me 
• hot dogs
•  When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first cleaning the dirty dinner dishes 
• When people complain about me chewing ice 
•  What fish smells like on a hot summer day 
• When someone asks "Can I kiss you?" 
• The word 'moist' 
• The word 'tissue' 
• When someone says "moist tissue" together 
• Happiness 
• The number 9 the number 7 
• The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth 
• Movies where a group of kids work together to overcome evil and save the world 
• Bras that hook in the front
•  Video captions that ruin what the video is all about
•  Birthday parties or birthdays 
• That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight 
• People who blow their nose then look in the tissue 
• A random guy and his feelings 
• Bibs
•  fraternal Twins 
•  Aloe Vera 
• Guys who bite their lower lip while they dance
•  Green Soup
• Colds
•  Girls who have irritating laughs 
• Milk 
• Flowers 
• Babies
•  October 
• Most people 
• Pink (the colour) 
• The Sun 
• Allergies 
• When people stick the same knife they used for the jam in the peanut butter jar.
•  People who dress their dogs every day 
• People who sing Christmas carols before December 
• People who say "I'll pencil you in" 
• Compliments People who have more than two bumper stickers on their car 
• The word "ween"
•  The word "tween"
•  When kids go trick-or-treating and aren't even dressed in real costumes 
• Dunking for apples 
• Loud talkers 
• Being predictable 
• Being ignored 
• Mustard 
• Sweating
•  People who use the word “staycation” 
• Thursdays 
•  Talk shows 
• Tourists Bananas
• Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school
•  When someone acknowledges Christmas before December 
•  When moms dress up like their little girls, and little girls dress up like their dolls 
• Tuna fish 
• Giggling 
• The word "panties" 
• Cramps 
• String cheese 
• Ticking Clocks 
• Wet doorknobs 
• The color yellow 
• Carpeting 
• Girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously 
• Cilantro 
• Snow
• Rainbows 
• When people automatically assume i love Halloween (i do but thats not the point) 
• baby-talking 
• When people talk into your ear and you can feel their warm breath. 
• Seeds (especially in watermelons)
• When i think of something that i hate but forget what it is when it's time to write it down. 
• Being soaking wet in my clothes 
• When people sit in my chair 
• That no one goes outside to see hailstorms like they do rainbows
•  People at the coffeeshop who hog the fixings bar 
• People at award shows who act all surprised when they win 
• People who sit on the beach for hours to wait for the sunrise
•  Wire hangers 
• Walking 
• Being stuck in Traffic 
• Raisins 
• The Middle Ages
•  When people say "everything happens for a reason".
•  flip flops
•  Dora the explorer 
• john Travolta 
• my old pe teacher mr johnston 
• frogs
•  holes 
• men 
• elevators 
• escalators
•  people who kneel down to talk to you 
• velvet 
• macaroni 
• the film annie 
• slow walkers 
• ketchup 
• mustard 
• the smell of oranges

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