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General

- Comedy (You know, memes, pranks, jokes, abuse towards minorities vaguely disguised as humor, all that jazz) - Trolling - Art (Porn counts as art, right? I'm not addicted, I'm a connoisseur) - TF2 (My fave homosexuality simulator, 10/10, will cum again) - Archery (𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚐 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘) - Building shit (Guess who's building a trebuchet in their backyard) - Hating on shit I pretend to know more about that I actually do - Music -

Music

Literally anything bruh - Metal - Rock - Pop - Hip-hop - Synthwave - 8-bit - Ambient - Lo-Fi - Rap - Game and Movie OST - Disco Polo (I dunno how I found it, nor what they're saying, but it's groovy) - Breakcore - Nightcore - Electro - Phonk - Jazz - As long as it sounds good, Imma listen to it -

Movies

Aight, the choices are simple: - INSIDE (By Bo Burnham, GO WATCH IT ASSWIPE) - Interstellar - Blade Runner 2049 (HE'S LITERALLY ME) - Shrek (The ogre GOAT) - The Lego Movie (I'm so bricked up rn man)

Television

Once again, you'd be dumb to choose anything other than: - Breaking Bad - Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. - House MD

Books

I can't read. - ,,Shadow Over Innsmouth'' by H.P. Lovecraft (Wayy better than that overrated piece of s#it ,,Call Of Cthulu'') - ,,House Of Leaves'' by Mark Z. Danielewski - Harry Potter ofc (I swear to god if you bring politics into this, 🅶🅴🆃 🅾🆄🆃🆃🆃!!!) - Captain Underpants Series (HE SOLOS ALL FICTION) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid (𝔽#ℂ𝕂 𝕄𝔸ℕℕ𝕐'𝕊 𝔹#𝕋ℂℍ𝔸$𝕊)

Heroes

Bo Burnham, no duh. And nothing will ever change it. "I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was a Little bit of everything, All of the time. A bit of everything, All of the time. Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime I'm finished playing and I'm Staying 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬."