recidivisticShitposter

General

- Comedy (You know, memes, pranks, jokes, abuse towards minorities vaguely disguised as humor, all that jazz)

- Art (Porn counts as art, right? I'm not addicted, I'm a connoisseur)

- TF2 (My fave homosexuality simulator, 10/10, will cum again)

- Archery (𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚐 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘)

- Building shit (Guess who's building a trebuchet in their backyard)

- Hating on shit I pretend to know more about that I actually do

- Music

Music

Literally anything bruh

- Metal

- Rock

- Pop

- Hip-hop

- Synthwave

- 8-bit

- Ambient

- Lo-Fi

- Rap

- Game and Movie OST

- Breakcore

- Nightcore

- Electro

- Phonk

- Jazz

- Country

- Hardbass

- Disco

- Classical music

Movies

Aight, the choices are simple:

- INSIDE (By Bo Burnham, GO WATCH IT ASSWIPE)

- Interstellar

- Blade Runner 2049 (HE'S LITERALLY ME)

- Shrek (The ogre GOAT, Shrek is love, Shrek is life

- The Lego Movie (I'm so bricked up rn man)

- Idiocracy (I love documentaries ;P)

- Cast Away (I'd prolly die within a day on that island tbh :/)

- Meet the Spartans (Straightest movie I've ever seen, trust me bro)

Television

Once again, you'd be dumb to choose anything other than:

- Breaking Bad (JESSE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER.)

- Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. (Why aren't there more shows like this oneee)

- House MD (It's NOT lupus, Black Man. And that vexes me)

- Gravity Falls (PLEASE COME BACK, I BEG OF YOU)

- Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous

Books

I can't read.

With that out of the way:

- The Witcher Series (Yes, the game is based on books. How do some of you not know that??)

- ,,Shadow Over Innsmouth'' by H.P. Lovecraft (Wayy better than that overrated piece of s#it ,,Call Of Cthulu'')

- ,,House Of Leaves'' by Mark Z. Danielewski (Totally not because of myhouse.WAD, totally)

- Harry Potter ofc (I swear to god if you bring politics into this, 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑻𝑻!!!!)

- Captain Underpants Series (HE SOLOS ALL FICTION)

- Diary of a Wimpy Kid (𝔽#ℂ𝕂 𝕄𝔸ℕℕ𝕐'𝕊 𝔹#𝕋ℂℍ𝔸$𝕊)

- ,,1984'' by George Orwell (Big Brother's watching? Creep)

- Animal Farm by George Orwell (Sounds... Familiar)

Heroes

Bo Burnham, no duh. And nothing will ever change it.

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"I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was a

Little bit of everything,

All of the time.

A bit of everything,

All of the time.

Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

I'm finished playing and I'm

Staying 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬."