JoeLasCola

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31, Sagittarius, Chicago

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JoeLasCola's Interests

General

Going to thrift stores, collecting bad movies, money from different countries, playing my ps2, writing, making collages, telling tasteless jokes, pretending the train is a rollercoaster. Trying, and i mean trying, to exercise, listening to the Jim Cornette and talking Sopranos podcasts, doing yard work and other handyman stuff; i get more turned on trying to fix a fridge more than seeing a naked chick lol

Music

Rammstein, H.I.M., Ministry, KMFDM, NIN, And One, Gwar, David Bowie, Rolling Stones, Cradle of Filth, Ludacris, Coldplay, Rob Zombie, New Order, Depeche Mode, Siouxsie and the banshees, Sisters of Mercy, AC/DC, KISS, OOMPH, Eisbrecher, Megaherz, Skinny Puppy, Lindemann, Emigrate, Laibach, Gary Numan, Pigface, Revolting Cocks, 80s Nuwave and Dark wave, classic rock, 80s metal.

Movies

Goodfellas, Roar, Bram stoker's Dracula, VHS, Predator, Amadeus, Gran Torino, The Last Circus. Seriously I'd be here forever filling this out.

Television

Chicago PD, Southpark, Vikings, PBS mysteries, The Sopranos

Books

Charles Bukowski, Edgar Allan Poe, Clive Barker, William S. Burrows, Charles Bauldelaire, Hunter S. Thompson. I know it says books but i listed authors because i can't read... *crickets*

Heroes

Don't have any

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About me:

Writer, drummer, misanthropic introvert that could beat billy corgan is a brooding contest. Live for quiet nights with board games, long drives, great music, and better sex. 31 short, fat and happy, Irish Guatemalan go figure that one. Southside Chicago.Β 

Actor Michael Douglas has stated he thinks he got throat cancer from giving oral sex to Catherine zeta Jones. Now, I'm not a doctor, but I think there's a case to be made for muscular dystrophy if you can get it from eating her asshole.

Who I'd like to meet:

No clue. People are outside and I don't go outside unless my cat needs food or I have to work. Sometimes there's a yard sale or good produce on sale at cermak. Honestly if we can lay in bed all day or go out and enjoy each other no matter what then that's happiness. Fortune cookie bullshit πŸ₯΄ What is most important is my cat gets top priority over everybody. I will always love him more than a gf or family

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Wubzilla

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Really neat profile!

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xX_bladethewitch_Xx

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Bheeg question.
What is worse? A waste of air or airheads?
Someone who is useless, or sheepley?

Someone once told me online when i asked "why do you hate human's if we are capable of grand ideas and make the world?"
He replied: that's exactly why...

Personally i hate children, misanthropy is not for me, i'm a bitch nigga and get suicidal quick
It was fun while it lasted though, eye opening.
fuck the meds, they won't do an incision on my testies "muh children, muh future" boi ! stfu! i got cat!

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Wacky Alex

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THANKS FOR THE ADD!

I am always playing wacky music.
Take a listen? Have a suggestion?

β–Ί FunHouseRadio.com

HahHHahhHHahha!

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jPod Nano

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https://groups.spacehey.com/MetalMusicians

I'm going to add you to the drummers list

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Thanks man. Yeah I'm saving up for a new kit. I haven't played in 3 years cause i had a heart attack behind the kit at a gig

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Oh man, that's scary. I still added you to the drummers list. I hope you can get back into it and stay safe and healthy. Good luck to you!

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l3pr0sy

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THXX 4 4DD1NG M3!!!1! x3

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Thanks for the request. I look forward to getting to know you

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Thanks for the request. I look forward to getting to know you

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May sun >w<

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ty 4 adding me! :)

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No worries love. Thanks for adding me too

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No worries love. Thanks for adding me too

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RisenFromDarkness4867

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Thanks for the add! :)

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β˜† Rubi β˜†

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Hey!! First comment
Thanks for the request. Nice to meet you and welcome to SpaceHey! πŸ’œ

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Not a comment virgin anymore lol and it was painless I absolutely forgot I even made a page on here for the past few months. How's your night going?

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Lol It's going well. About to go to sleep since I have work in the AM. Glad I was your first This is the most active I've been on here in months as well.

by β˜† Rubi β˜†; ; Report

Same. Have my first job interview in months today. Sweetdreams hun

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