Kevin Kearney

About me:

So I hacked the ILLUMINATI when I was 15, in an AOL chatroom for Overhead Accounts, I did nothing but watch them set stock prices - I barely remember that room name but Proctor Gamble and CocaCola were some of the company names I remember from being 14.5 years old. Funny story: I counted back in time to count my dogs' ages and I forgot you are ZERO for a full year. Did you recall that you are zero years old for that first year? It's funny. Falkor and Nug/Artax are 10, not 11 years old.... Anyway, back to the point...Ask me about any of these jobs, what I did; will probably be funny and blow your mind. I'm sure I even forgot a few but I've been around the block. Most of these places I wrote business intelligence code to handle operations.

•203K Consultants
•Agilisys
•Aida Cruise
•Americans with Disibilites Act
•Bimini Superfast
•Bluegreen Resorts
•Blunt Truth
•Bonnermetals [old version]
•Car Stereo Installs
•Carnival Australia
•Carnival UK
•Center Forensic Eco Studies
•Charleston Riverdogs
•Cinemark
•Citrix Engineer
•Coastguard Engineer
•Comcast Engineer
•Community Behavioral Health
•Community Health Systems
•Cruise Solutions Group
•Crystal Reports
•Customs Border Patrol
•Dept Homeland Security
•DirtyAliens.com
•DXC Tech / Gainwell
•E-Cruise
•ePyramix
•Family Central Laudy Lakes
•Fidelio Cruise
•Fred Olsen Cruise
•FUCK Smithfield Foods
•Fuji Network Japan Actor
•GoL [Hacked illuminati in '95]
•Good Morning America Actor
•Gumby's Pizza
•Holland America
•Hurtigruten Cruise
•Inside Edition Actor
•Kendo Philly - Shoji Okutani
•K-mart! [first job lol!]
•Konica Minolta
•Liberty Medical Supply
•Mantero Systems Installer
•Medco Health Integration
•MSNBC Actor
•Northside Foods/Arnold Farms
•Office of Behavioral Health
•Oracle Engineer
•Paradise System
•Penn State University Park
•Phi Kappa Theta Phi WHO?
•Royal Caribbean
•Ryder Trucks
•SilverSea Cruise
•Six Flags America
•Southern Glaze Wine&Spirits
•Spectec / Amos
•SQL Surfers
•Toro Yard Equipment
•TruTV Actor
•Uncle Chen's
•Vitamin sales on 12 urls
•WingZone Delivery

Who I'd like to meet:

Bernie Sanders
Steve Case
Johnny Depp
Richard Branson
Keanu Reeves
Shakira (again)
David Duchovny