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"Does anyone low-key miss the start of the pandemic?"

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I like to peek into windows to see how people decorate their apartments.

Not in a creeper way, but maybe in a creeper way


Super into music podcasts & radio shows -- Oliver Heldens's Heldeep Radio, Toolroom Radio, Metropolis w/Jason Bentley on KCRW, that kinda thing.

I went to more than 100 concerts in 2015. Tryna resurrect that side of me again.

Most memorable shows: Panic! at the Disco's 'secret show' at Tower Theater in L.A., Muse's Drones World Tour, and any concert at Fitzgerald's in Houston. RIP.


Just like with my sex life, I'm a late bloomer. I haven't seen any of the classics. I don't know what happened in The Godfather or Star Wars or Last Tango in Paris or any of that shit. Unironically into a lot of the Disney favs like The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Parent Trap, and Recess: School's Out.


Veep. Law and Order: SVU. King of the Hill. Burn Notice. Designated Survivor. Money Heist. Any good documentary: Don't Fuck With Cats, Woodstock '99, etc. I binge 90s pro-wrestling ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME.




Your mom will always be my hero.

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About me:

Rapidly-deteriorating Millennial with the crumpled soul of a Gen X-er.

If you dig house music, big old trees, iced coffee, the outdoors, equal parts wanderlust & traveling... well, buddy, have I got the guy for you.

Who I'd like to meet:

That one girl I met on MySpace who wanted me to bang her on top of a dryer. She's real, I swear.

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i like to go on zillow and sort houses by most expensive and see how they're decorated. you can find some weird stuff

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and then try & fail to find the cheaper version at IKEA

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