The Jesus Bear
"Slowly rotting from the inside over the next 3-4 decades"
I farted
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Mood: Pooptastic yet boombastic
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I like sleeping, eating and farting. Oh, you mean like hobbies? I love to read and play retro video games. |
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About me:
I am the bear deity. I was sent from the lost bear hell planet, Beary V, to save you. I Promise you're all safe, as I can't eat humans anymore as y'all are a bunch of salty motherfuckers and I already have hypertension. I am fat and divine af
Who I'd like to meet:
No one, unless they have a pic a nic basket or lots of pizza. People are gross.
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🎶Keli🎶 
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Well hello cosmic bear deity. I humbly bow before you. |
*Pats your head with my yuge furry paw*
by The Jesus Bear; ; Report
So.. YUGEEEEE....
by 🎶Keli🎶; ; Report