The Jesus Bear

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"Slowly rotting from the inside over the next 3-4 decades"

I farted

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Mood: Pooptastic yet boombastic

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I like sleeping, eating and farting. Oh, you mean like hobbies? I love to read and play retro video games.






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About me:

I am the bear deity. I was sent from the lost bear hell planet, Beary V, to save you. I Promise you're all safe, as I can't eat humans anymore as y'all are a bunch of salty motherfuckers and I already have hypertension. I am fat and divine af

Who I'd like to meet:

No one, unless they have a pic a nic basket or lots of pizza. People are gross.

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🎶Keli🎶's profile picture

Well hello cosmic bear deity. I humbly bow before you.
So... Furry.... :D

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*Pats your head with my yuge furry paw*

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