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General	Hi, my name is Konstantin Smirnov, and this is my profile. I’m 24 years old and live in Saint Petersburg. I’m a big Russian guy with questionable brain activity and a serious face—I look like I’m permanently angry. I’m not, though. I just want to go home. I’m a police officer (I’ve gotten used to spending hours in the cold, lol), a proud gopnik, and a total idiot when I’m off duty. I enjoy hitting the gym (pretty much a gym rat), fishing, hunting, playing video games, partying, hanging out in the snow, shopping, listening to music, and drinking with my friends! I also spend my free time looking after a wild crow—I don’t consider it a pet, more like a friend who stops by to visit. Oh, and I speak four languages... so wherever you’re from, feel free to reach out. Спасибо. Not sure what else to add—I’m a simple guy 😭
Music	CD Player _ □ × Disc View Options Help [00] 00:00 ▶ ❚❚ ■ ◄◄ ►► Artist: Title: Total: --:-- Track: --:-- ꧁༺ ☭ MUSIC ☭ ༻꧂ 「 RUSSIAN ROCK 」 Kino • DDT • Alisa • Grazhdanskaya Oborona • Muslim Magomáyev • Alla Pugachova 「 ALTERNATIVE / METAL 」 Helmet • Creed • Razor • Rollins Band • Chemlab • Acumen Nation • Mushroomhead • Deftones • Alien Ant Farm • The Mad Capsule Markets 「 PUNK / HARDCORE 」 Agnostic Front • The Suicide Machines • Bérurier Noir 「 2000s / POP PUNK / ALT ROCK 」 Tokio Hotel • New Found Glory • Blink-182 • U2 • Soda Stereo • Indochine 「 POST-PUNK / NEW WAVE 」 Joy Division • The Cure
Movies	Mostly old-school action, horror, dark comedy, crime movies and weird shit. I don't discriminate when it comes to movies. If it's good, it's good. If it's terrible, I'll probably watch it anyway. Don't ask how many times I've rewatched the same movie. ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ ⋆˚꩜｡The Crow 𓏵 Lars and the Real Girl 𓏵 The Shining 𓏵 The Thing 𓏵 Constantine 𓏵 Hannibal (1990) 𓏵 The Green Mile 𓏵 Trainspotting 𓏵 John Wick 𓏵 Fight Club 𓏵 Predator 𓏵 RoboCop 𓏵 The Terminator 𓏵 Apocalypto 𓏵 10000 BC 𓏵 The Fly (1986) 𓏵 Little Nicky 𓏵 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 𓏵 Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 𓏵 SLC Punk! 𓏵 Barbershop 𓏵 Scooby-Doo 𓏵 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 𓏵 American Pie Trilogy 𓏵 The Punisher 𓏵 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 𓏵 Scary Movie Trilogy 𓏵 Queen of the Damned 𓏵 Grown Ups 𓏵 Grown Ups 2 𓏵 Brother (Брат) 𓏵 Brother 2 𓏵 Snatch 𓏵 Pulp Fiction 𓏵 Reservoir Dogs 𓏵 Goodfellas 𓏵 The Big Lebowski 𓏵 Shaun of the Dead 𓏵 Army of Darkness 𓏵 Evil Dead 𓏵 Evil Dead II 𓏵 The Lost Boys 𓏵 Blade 𓏵 From Dusk Till Dawn 𓏵 Escape from New York 𓏵 Big Trouble in Little China 𓏵 Die Hard 𓏵 The Fifth Element 𓏵 The Mask 𓏵 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 𓏵 Dumb and Dumber 𓏵 Tropic Thunder 𓏵 Clerks 𓏵 Wayne's World 𓏵 Office Space 𓏵 The Blues Brothers 𓏵 Ghostbusters 𓏵 The Addams Family 𓏵 The Addams Family Values 𓏵 Men in Black 𓏵 Van Helsing 𓏵 The Wolfman (2010) 𓏵 The Hitcher (1986) 𓏵 Misery 𓏵 Se7en 𓏵 The Silence of the Lambs 𓏵 No Country for Old Men 𓏵 The Hateful Eight 𓏵 Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears 𓏵 Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 𓏵 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2.
Television	₊︵‿‿̩͙⊱𖤐༻☣︎༺𖤐⊰‿̩͙‿︵₊ ⌗ Cheburashka ✦ ER ✦ The Sopranos ✦ Better Call Saul ✦ Malcolm in the Middle ✦ Columbo ✦ Twin Peaks ✦ Get Smart (1966) ✦ Oz ✦ The Shield ✦ Dexter ✦ Fargo ✦ Hannibal (2013) ✦ Seventeen Moments of Spring ✦ The Meeting Place Cannot Be Changed ✦ Yozhik v tumane ✦ Daria ✦ Alfred's Playhouse ✦ Beavis and Butt-Head ✦ Courage the Cowardly Dog ✦ Moral Orel ✦ ✦ Robot Chicken ✦ Aqua Teen Hunger Force ✦ The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy ✦ Kevin Spencer.
Books	My bookshelf is a strange combination of Russian classics and books I bought because the covers looked interesting. Some of my favorites are: Crime and Punishment - The Brothers Karamazov - The Master and Margarita - Metro 2033 - Roadside Picnic - The Witcher - The Hound of the Baskervilles - The Call of Cthulhu - The Picture of Dorian Gray - Frankenstein - The Count of Monte Cristo - Sherlock Holmes - The Idiot - All Quiet On The Western Front - Storm Of Steel - I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream - All Tomorrows - Blood Meridian - 1984 - Animal Farm - Monster - Radiant.
Heroes	vodka (the emotional support) - my last two brain cells - коммунизм (я так и не получил зарплату) - My grandfather - Iván (my friend) - Postal Dude - Strelok - My daddy Doomguy.

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I'm the one in the photo, btw, ewewwe.

Interests (or whatever): WW1, WW2, old television, nature, winter, chess, music, cooking, video games, card games, long walks, parties, alcohol, late-night conversations, sleeping whenever I get the chance, old cars, fixing things, military history, black-and-white films, old books, crows, working out, draw, terrible jokes, arguing over nothing, gore (funny anecdote: I used to be a moderator on the old Radikal.ru in 2015—R.I.P.)

Who I'd like to meet:

People who are building meaningful things, challenging conventional thinking, and leading with both ambition and integrity. Also open to meeting whoever finally figures out how to make Mondays optional.

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