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"idk"

i like money

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https://spacehey.com/fritopendejo69

xX_FritoEsquire_Xx's Interests

General

money
law
costco
nachos
food
brawndo
counting money
counting
maps
timema sheen
eing a laywer
not goint to jail

Music

brawndo commercials
music
songs with hot chiiks
whatever is on radio
GET LOW

i dont like country because it sounds like poeplxds cyring

Movies

ASS

best movie ever
won 8 oscars
just ass

Television

OW! MY BALLS!

BEST SHOW EVER
guy gets hit on the balls
gets hit again
he says "Ow! My Balls!"
go to the violence channel people! you can watch it there.

MONDAY NIGHT REHAB

Monster Trucks
gguys fight
cras crahs
sometimes they kill a guyy
better if camacho's there to watch

VIOLENCE CHANNEL
i watch it alot!

Books

WHO THE FUCK READS THEM
I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL AT COSTCO

Heroes

DWAYNE ELIZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO
da president of uhmerica
he is president
he knows shit
he gave me a job

BRAWNDO
its got electrolyes
it has what plants crave.

MY DAD
he pulled strings jtust os he can go to loaw skool

ME
because i am lawyer

xX_FritoEsquire_Xx's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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OW MY BALLS IS THE BEST TV SHOW (view more)

xX_FritoEsquire_Xx's Blurbs

About me:

(OOC: I'm referencing Idiocracy. dont report me. maybe watch the movie too! its awesome! MY MAIN ACCOUNT IS @STANKLEMAYMANS99)

I AM FRITO PENDEJO
im a lawyer
i like money
i know alot aout law and time masheen s
i wenrt to law skool at costco
dont ask how.
im pretty good at stuff
i can count realy higgh
i git a map to the xime masheen

NO HATERS
if you dojntl ike my page go away

Who I'd like to meet:

rich people
lawers
poeple with money (i like money though)
president camacho (despiat meeting em multiple times on tv)
brawndo
anybody who can get me a savings account
joe if he stops being gay about everuythinh

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