paulinethecannibalisticdog

About me:

Hey! I'm 18, and this profile is not meant for anyone younger than 16. enter at your own risk! :P Old account: btchesbrok3n

Check out my guns.lol ^^

RETURNING ACCOUNT!!

Birthday: 22/02/2008 (18 yo rn)

yes it's the girl from the masturbation post that was trending on the site for 2 months, hi

ITS MEEEEEYYY PAULINE @BTCHESBROK3N HIIIIIII MY ADOPTIVE DAUGHTER @JIMMYURINESDIH HELPED ME GET A NEW ACCOUNT LOVE HER

Hey, I know this is a throw off for a lot of people, so I'll be straightforward - I'm polish, and because of generational trauma I will not interact with commies. Sorry, love you though.

I support Ukraine, LGBT, and Palestine. Please DNI if you don't.

Will murder for taro bubble tea and arizona

Friends call me Lee :3. I love burning CDs, singing, crafting, and writing fanfic scenarios about me and my emo boy crushes in my diary. My favorite color is orange and my spirit animals are sheeps. I wear big, fake nerdy glasses to feel cool and I dye and cut my hair at home :D

I have a pet dog that's a tribute (looks the same) to my dead, 13 year old one, and I also have a bunch of pet fish (my oldest one has passed recently, she was 3 yo)

FEEL FREE TO ADD ME ON IG!!!

Chronic illness list bc why not:

Endometriosis, highest stage (now in remission, no longer disables me or shows up on scans), Anxiety disorder, IBS, Hernias (in remission too), Migraines

Phobia list:

People with no sense of humor, Most men (sorry guys), Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Zionists, Nazis,Trypophobia, Cucumbers, Astrophobia, Germophobia, Glossophobia, People who don't laugh for no reason at 3 am lit why so serious -____-

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T E-DATE !!11!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE UNDER 16 OR OVER 22 DON'T INTERACT!!!!!

My Result: Urgent!
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My Result: Heavy drastic decision maker
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Who I'd like to meet:

ALL OF THE PEOPLE FROM MY OLD ACC BRUH

my husband pattycakes, but besides that any friendable people in the age range of 16-22!!

i identify the most with the emo subculture but i literally love all alternative subcultures out there >.

Feel free to add me for no reason, if i like the same things as you do, etc :D I'm always willing to talk about music and bandom stuff, if I seem like I don't it's the little devil on my shoulder called trauma speaking o.o if you're attempting to date me (sorry for you), please don't dm if you don't fit these

ONCE AGAIN AGE RANGE, KIDS AND GRANDPIES STOP GOING IN MY DMS (I date from 17 (if turning 18 this year) to 22)

my type is mostly emo and scene nd nerds (full respect to metalheads and goths tho y'all are awesome js not ringing my bells)

if you're a groomer or a secret incel don't even try dming me, I have had enough interactions with y'all to know you from the way you say hi.

now I'm going to list ALL of my standards to scare y'all off HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

don't expect me to take you seriously if you're also not in PL, I don't e-date

you're willing to cuddle me for close to 8 hours a day, can handle anxious mood swings, listening to me singing until your ears fall off, form legs, and run away, don't mind going out with me into the woods in the middle of the night, you're not overly jealous, but also you're not afraid to show feelings and you can communicate without holding grudges, is able to tell me when I'm wrong but also acknowledge when you're wrong, won't break up over a fight or hold detrimental secrets.

only closed relationships, no polyamory

don't act like we're dating after two DMs

don't emotionally blackmail me

I don't send

don't be sex-centered (aka don't be a porn addict), but also not asexual

don't be an addict (weed counts too)

have hobbies, interests, and other friends

don't be a poser

you have to be okay with the fact I keep little collectibles with patrick stump all over my room

respect other women, don't compare me to them or them to me, all of us are goddesses

pls pls pls don't have hair longer than the end of your neck >.<

+10 points for eyeliner

Body type doesn't matter

Height doesn't matter

Financial status doesn't matter

Mental health history doesn't matter

Body count doesn't matter

And most importantly...be real. Guys can cry and girls can too. Ask for help whenever you need it, not when you can't hide it anymore.