albert epstein

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"how to get penis unstuck from vcr"

you can call me al

ONLINE!

Mood:

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/thebtchwentnuts

albert epstein's Interests

General

fuck you an i'm changing the boxes

Music

Just about anything honestly, too much to list in this little box. Judging based off the profiles around here there's a pretty good chance we have something in common though

Movies

Network (1976), Repo Man (1984), Ocean's Eleven (2001), Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Television

Counter-Strike: Source, Battlefield 3, Half-Life Deathmatch, Quake 3 Arena, Terraria, and Gran Turismo 5 currently.

Books

en_US.utf8

Heroes

me

albert epstein's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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albert epstein's Blurbs

About me:

disgusting linux (gentoo) user. shitty sysadmin. working on some stuff in the background.
maybe i'll start crossposting my actual blog site to here because i'm a fat stinky attention whore. contant mi xmpp cosmic@telepath.im
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Who I'd like to meet:

anybody with an ACTUALLY FUCKING READABLE PROFILE thanks. you guys are proof that maybe big tech was right in taking styling away from the user. also do not add me if you just want to get views on some shit out of me. i will reach all the way up your ass and pull everything out.

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PEdoubleNY

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hard asf

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the real kaorin

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israelite says what

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tanuki

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You seem chill, will try messaging on xmpp

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finn

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albert epstein is your Friend.

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WinduhzVista

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BF3 mentioned

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I wish I could play more often, game/EA launcher broke on me and I'm too lazy to fix it

by albert epstein; ; Report

Fair. I have like 760+ hours on BF4 and I’m still not at max rank yet lol. Might get back in it sometime

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yogurt

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I heavily agree with the profiles part aswell

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root

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Cool shit yo.

Also I think I'm funny...

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Damn it it didn't embed the image.

I guess you get a shitty link instead

by root; ; Report

stevee

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that part about profiles not being readable is real

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I honestly can't tell if this is what 15 year olds think "soul" in web design looks like or if they're just that shit at styling anything. All of my websites kinda stink but at least they're readable (most of the time)

by albert epstein; ; Report