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"praying to the SpaceHey gods to allow my pfp to upload."

this is the web version of rewatching my story til it expires.

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SpaceHey Creatures of the Night (view more)

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Suffer, Little Chicken (view more)

Invites, Invites, Get 'em While They're Hot! (view more)

*Heavy Breathing* (view more)

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EM! ONLINE EXCLUSIVE: ANOTHER OPINION HAS BEEN FORMED    /     MUSIC DESK: LAST NIGHT ON EARTH REMAINS ON REPEAT FOR 3RD DAY IN A ROW    /     DEVELOPING: THE ROOMMATE SITUATION HAS NOT IMPROVED    /     CULTURE: WIKIPEDIA BAND LORE DECLARED ESSENTIAL READING    /     SOURCES CLOSE TO EM SAY SHE WILL NOT BE ELABORATING AT THIS TIME
BREAKING NEWS

EM'S SPACEHEY: FINALLY DECORATED

After several months of procrastination, the editor has finally decided to decorate her website instead of just writing blogs. Keep reading to get the inside scoop on pretentious movie/music opinions, other people's business, and developing stories occupying her brain this week.
By the editorial board   •   Published 5:43 PM   •   27 comments
I want to live in the Tokidoki-verse.
Celebrity Watch UPDATED IRREGULARLY
01
Johnny Knoxville
Peak era
EVERY ERA. #SilverFoxville
Status
GIVE HIM TO ME.
Best Look
Anaconda ball pit (above).
EDITORIAL RULING: #NEEDTHATEXPEDITIOUSLY
02
Ryan Ross
Peak era
Fever to Pretty. Odd.
Status
Childhood loml
Best Look
That one blue makeup look from 2006, omg.
EDITORIAL RULING: #STILLSEATED
03
Frank Iero
Peak era
Bullets era. I said what I said.
Status
The one I always go back to
Best Look
Just look at the picture.
EDITORIAL RULING: #NOFURTHERQUESTIONS
Hot or Not APPEALS CLOSED

HOT

Discovering a new song and playing it on repeat for 3 days straight
Fall semester 2022 nostalgia-posting
Men who looked better in 2006
The Strokes' new album
Hyper-specific Letterboxd reviews

NOT

Questions answered in the original email
My roommates treating the garbage like Jenga
Birthday parties where I only know the host
Music opinions that go against mine
Apple store employees. I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M JUST BROWSING.
Music Desk NOW PLAYING
Now playing

Last Night on Earth

Green Day • 21st Century Breakdown

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Album of the week
Reality Awaits, The Strokes
On trial
Any song with a promising intro and terrible chorus
Overplayed
Simple Kind Of Life, No Doubt
Deep cut
The Ghost Has No Home, Cocteau Twins (a drunk rec given to me by a dude at a house party)
Fixation
Depressing songs from the 2000s
Ongoing, 2x streak
Current Scandal DEVELOPING STORY
Live from the other side of the wall

Roommate and boyfriend's relationship UNDER FIRE!

Sources close to em confirm that her roommate and their boyfriend have been fighting for the past week, and she might have moved out, leaving him living in the room rent-free. A longer statement may appear in the next blog.

Who's in the right? Lowkey him.
Can you hear everything? Yes.
Who's paying the rent? Her! (Insane).
Blind Item NAME WITHHELD
Which anonymous roommate...

Refused to take the garbage out and caused maggots to spawn?

Witnesses say he refused to take the garbage out and never closes the compost lid, leading to flies laying eggs inside of the beef he threw away, DISGUSTING!

Lyric of the Week CURRENTLY STUCK IN MY HEAD

I needed you more, we wanted us less; could not kiss, just regress.

Glycerine • Bush
Weekly Recommendations CURRENT OBSESSIONS
A highly selective editorial package

Four things worth your time this week.

These selections have been reviewed by the entire editorial board (meaning I thought about them for at least several minutes).

ISSUE 007 Published this week. Recommendations may change without notice.
Watch
The Odyssey (2026) Will it make a difference if you watch it in IMAX? Idk, but I did. Absolute loudest film of all time, but it was so immersive that it didn't feel like 3 hrs at all.
Listen
Simple Kind Of Life by No Doubt I randomly discovered this song at work and cried the first time I heard it.
Read
Robert Smith's wikipedia page This week I found out he's an antinatalist. And ykw, that's why he's the goat.
Person of the week
Christopher Nolan I've been seeing his interviews all week, he seems so pretentious LMFAO. Did you know his older brother murdered someone??? Crazy stuff.
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uqut

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ur profile is genuinely so cool omg,,

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alice .𖥔 ݁ ˖

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u have the coolest looking profile ever omg

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OH MY GOD NO YOU DO. dude i was waiting on you to accept my req so i could tell you how absolutely gobsmacked i was by your layout. the music, the pics, everything is SO PERFF.

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LITERALLY STOPPPPP ILY

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Your layout is the coolest thing I've ever seen

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thank u sweetness!! i saw u like Singin' in the Rain so i alr know u have great taste:).

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i love the profile picture thank you for adding me

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dude you can see my profile picture?? am i the only one who can't see it? LMAO.

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and ofcc, as soon as i heard the music playing on your profile i was very intrigued :p.

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shipra

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does it hurt your back when u single handedly carry all the coolness of spacehey by a single profile?

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven?? surely you're an angel to be graced with such kind words:) .

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[𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐜𝟎𝐭𝟏𝐜<𝟑]

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RAMONA???

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WAIT HOW'D YOU KNOW???? she's my pfp but i can't see it:(.

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i LUV scott pilgrim

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WTFFF I love your profile, it's the most original and cool one I've ever seen!!

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that means a lot, thank u sm:)!! yours is awesome too, idk if i'm going crazy but it looks like L keeps spinning faster and faster each time LMFAO.

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Desspair

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i worship this layout wtffffff

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i worship u.

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Arlo

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LOVE your profile sm!! Especially the loading screen :D

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THAANKSS!! you already know how in love i am with your profile, so i won't gush here. but just know;).

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<3

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Deelirious

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YOUR PROFILE IS INSANE WHAT THE HECK??? I LOVE THE VIBES

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THANK YOU FELLOW PANIC FAN;) .

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as everyone else has already said, very cool profile!!

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thanks a bunch!!! Ryro pfp lookin' faabbb:) .

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YOUR PROFILE IS SICK HOLY MOLY

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AWWHHW THANKS SO SO MUCH. i'm not kidding i spent like 10 mins on your profile looking at all the itty bitty corners + pictures, u seem very cool n well rounded :).

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OML UR PROFILE IS THE COOLEST I'VE EVER SEEN

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THANK YOU :'') this means sm bc i've been putting off coding my profile for so long omg.

random, but every single one of the animes on ur profile are so fire, u have great taste.

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thank uu 🥹

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