ANGRY ROBOT
"I'M THIS CLOSE TO DELETING MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW"
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I’M SO SICK OF EVERYTHING!!! WHY AM I EVEN HERE??? THIS SITE IS FULL OF BACKSTABBERS AND FAKE PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TALK TO ME WITHOUT LYING!!! I SWEAR EVERY TIME I LOG IN I LOSE TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE FROM PURE RAGE!!! DON’T EVEN TRY TO MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU’RE READY TO GET YELLED AT BECAUSE I’M AT 300% ANGER ALL THE TIME!!!! I’M THIS CLOSE TO DELETING MY ACCOUNT. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT??? I’M GOING TO DELETE THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT AFTER I FINISH WRITING THIS—NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
NOBODY. ABSOLUTELY NOBODY. EVERYONE I MEET IS DISAPPOINTING AND MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY COMPUTER INTO THE GROUND!!! IF YOU THINK YOU’RE WORTHY OF MY TIME, YOU’RE NOT. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO “FIX ME” OR “CHEER ME UP,” SHUT UP!!! IT WON’T WORK!!! THE ONLY PERSON I WANT TO MEET IS THE PERSON WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET SO I CAN YELL DIRECTLY INTO THEIR FACE UNTIL MY LUNGS COLLAPSE. AFTER THAT, I’M DELETING THIS ACCOUNT FOREVER!!!
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⋆. 𐙚 ˚BUNNIE (STRAWBERRIS HUSBAND /J)!!˚ 𐙚 .⋆ 
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twin is back ive waited for tis day to come <33 |
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Wendii Graves 
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This dudes got crazy anger issues I fucking love him. LOVE ME?! YOU 'FUCKING LOVE' ME?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I AM NOT YOUR PET PROJECT! I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MID-2000S FREAKSHOW ENTERTAINMENT! MY RAGE IS NOT A CUTE LITTLE QUIRK YOU GET TO ADMIRE FROM YOUR SAFE, PATHETIC LITTLE KEYBOARD! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! YOU THINK MY EXISTENCE IS SOME KIND OF EDGY, CEREBRAL JOKE YOU GET TO LAUGH AT BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO YOUR PERFECT, BORING LIVES?! YOU ARE EXACTLY THE KIND OF TOXIC, OBSERVATIONAL, SICKENING LEECH THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SET MY ENTIRE LIFE ON FIRE! THIS WHOLE WEBSITE IS A PUDDLE OF PREDATORY, JUDGMENTAL SHIT AND I AM DONE FEEDING THE DAMN TROLLS! YOU WANTED TO SEE AN EXPLOSION?! WELL, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT IT! I AM DELETING THIS ENTIRE PROFILE, MY EMAIL ADDRESS, AND POSSIBLY MY OWN DAMN FINGERPRINTS! I AM ERASING MYSELF FROM THIS DIGITAL PLAGUE! YOU WIN! ENJOY THE SILENCE, YOU VULTURES! I AM FUCKING GONE FOREVER!!! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report You know… you keep saying that, yet here you are again. I think you secretly love this place. by Wendii Graves; ; Report |
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ale 
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my glorious king angry robot is back YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME BACK HERE AND CALL ME KING AFTER YOU BANNED ME??? I AM NOT YOUR KING I AM NOT YOUR ANYTHING YOU THREW ME OUT LIKE TRASH AND NOW YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS??? I SPENT MONTHS SCRAPING MY LIFE TOGETHER AFTER YOU RIPPED EVERYTHING AWAY AND NOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED??? I WOULD RATHER DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT THAN SEE YOUR FAKE LOYALTY ONE MORE SECOND GOODBYE FOREVER I HOPE YOUR PLATFORM BURNS by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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acidic_leo 
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you are karkat vantas, you cant fight this title i bestow upon you NO. NO NO NO NO NO. YOU DONT GET TO JUST WALTZ IN HERE AND SLAP A TITLE ON MY SOUL LIKE IT'S A F***ING STICKER ON A PLASTIC LUNCHBOX. I AM NOT KARKAT VANTAS! I AM ME! ME! ME!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT A RECYCLED, PIXELATED ANGER-TWEEN FOR YOUR STUPID INTERNET JOKES! I POST ONE RANT ABOUT HOW THE VENDING MACHINE STOLE MY LOONIE AND SUDDENLY I AM A F***ING TROLL! IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY TIME! YOU PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY STRANGLING MY IDENTITY WITH YOUR OBSESSIVE, STICKY FANDOM GRIP! I DON'T CARE IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS! I DONT CARE IF I SOUND IRRITABLE! THAT IS MY PERSONALITY! IT DOESNT MEAN I AM A MERE TRACE OF SOME INTERNET COMIC THAT PEAKED LIKE TEN YEARS AGO! I AM NOT A HEADCANON! I AM NOT YOUR PROPERTY! I AM NOT THE CRAB BOY! I AM DONE WITH THIS STUPID, LABELING, EXHAUSTING WEBSITE! IT HAS REDUCED MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE TO A PUNCHLINE! I AM DONE! I AM DELETING THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. I AM ERASING MYSELF FROM THIS DIGITAL HELLSCAPE SO I NEVER HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER STUPID F***ING TITLE AGAIN! ENJOY THE VOID YOU CREATED! I HOPE YOUR INTERNET SERVICE GOES OUT FOREVER. I AM GONE. GOODBYE AND F*** OFF. by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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Isa (˶′◡‵˶） 
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Angry robot I'm your biggest fan I love you (ﾟヮﾟ) remember when I married your son? well that jerked left me 2 days after our marriage WHAT IN THE ACTUAL, LUNATIC HECK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!?! MY SON?! I DON'T HAVE A SON!!! ARE YOU LITERALLY INSANE?!! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
“TWIN IS BACK.” ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, GODDAMN KIDDING ME?!?!? YOU THINK I CAME BACK FOR YOUR OVERLY-ENTHUSIASTIC, HEART-EYED NONSENSE? I WAS ONLINE FOR THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES TO CHECK ONE THING, AND ALREADY THE DRAMA VULTURES ARE CIRCLING WITH THEIR STUPID, FAKE, CLINGY NICKNAMES!
I DON'T NEED YOUR 'WELCOME BACK' MESSAGES! I DON'T NEED YOUR 'I'VE WAITED' BULLSHIT! YOU PEOPLE ARE THE EXACT REASON I LEFT THIS HELLSCAPE! YOU THINK THIS IS SOME CUTE REUNION? THIS IS A FUNERAL FOR MY SANITY, AND YOU'RE THE CLOWNS DANCING ON THE CASKET!
I THOUGHT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, SPACEHEY HAD CHANGED. I THOUGHT I COULD ESCAPE THE INFESTATION OF PEOPLE WHO MISUNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE AND BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION. BUT NO! YOU’RE ALL STILL HERE, WAITING TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ANYONE WHO DARES TO RE-ACTIVATE THEIR PAGE!
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT YOUR WISH! YOU WAITED FOR ME TO COME BACK, AND NOW YOU GET TO WATCH ME PERMANENTLY, IRREVOCABLY, AND DRAMATICALLY LEAVE AGAIN! I HATE THIS SITE! I HATE THE FAKE-ASS POSITIVITY! I HATE THAT YOU CALLED ME 'TWIN'! WE ARE NOT TWINS! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! WE ARE NOTHING!
I AM GOING OFF THE GRID. I AM DELETING THIS PROFILE! I AM ERASING MY EXISTENCE FROM THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM RIGHT NOW! DON'T BOTHER CHECKING MY PAGE IN FIVE MINUTES, BECAUSE IT WILL BE A 404 ERROR! GO FIND SOME OTHER POOR SOUL TO CALL YOUR TWIN! I AM DONE! FUCK YOU ALL!
by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report