Graham S Day

General

I’ve been romantically attached twice which went ok , I think I almost got married both times too but due to language difficulty’s both woman took off back to Cuba as I don’t speak Spanish they found it difficult when we got to the alter and a priest was there . Surprisingly quick at running the Cubans who knew . I went to college in Paddington green in west London were I mostly got robbed a lot , but got a qualification in avoiding getting robbed , English and fine art appraisal

Music

Music I like both kinds country and western . I also have a liken for the indigenous tribes of Cubas folk music and dance . I seldom get any concerts to go too . I once bumped into Nicky manage look alike but it turned out to be a man in drag with an abnormally large buttock area . Ok I once took guitar lessons but couldn’t make up my mind which I was left handed or right handed so I’d often waste half the hours lesson re-stringing and tuning the guitar 🎸 and the teacher got so angry at me she became physically abusive and threatened to take my guitar off me and hit me with it , so I quit as it was probably for the best in the long run .

Movies

Movies which made me who I am today - Alice in wonderland - the blues brothers - good will hunting - stepbrothers - Star Wars - drunken master one and two - the devil wears Prada- the leprechaun 1-7 - shawshank redemption- the Italian job - Debbie does Cuba - the exorcist- every movie jeane Claude van-damme is in .

Television

Television 📺 when I have time in my busy schedule ( other than prison time I love tv inside nothing else to do really ) I like situation comedy’s from the 80’s . American Dad - Discovery channel - Antiques and collectables programming - travellers guides to Cuba 🇨🇺- anything about restoring vintage camping stoves both gas or kerosene doesn’t matter to me . Men’s fashion for the over 50’s . How to meet and own a Cuban woman . Sheep or goat herding with dogs . How to pick locks and influence people . Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - peep show - Alan partridge series .

Books

I like to collect books mostly in languages I don’t understand , so I don’t have to read them . But they have nice texture and smells . I sleep with them under my pillow so that I will learn to read the language eventually by proxy .

Heroes

Hunter S Thompson, hence the portfolio. Sir Winston Churchhill, Will Ferrel, Tony Hawk. Hero to me is someone who understands that freedom means not having any fear.