soupferret

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"ultrakilling it up"

weirdest weirdo in weirdtown

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Mood: like the bubbles inside of a lava lamp

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https://spacehey.com/soupferret

soupferret's Interests

General

Slow Damage Soulsborne ULTRAKILL DOOM Helldivers II Pokemon Hylics Disillusion ST Needy Streamer Overload DDLC Philosophy and psychology- mainly forensics (^,--)

Music

Joyce Manor Saosin Dance Gavin Dance The Used Her Words Kill Palaye Royal Sunny Day Real Estate Weezer Nerf Herder American Football Hopes Die Last La Dispute Lots of screamo, midwest emo, math rock, and geek rock. I listen to many many genres, these are just my top bands as of now.

Movies

Gattaca Truman Show Fight Club

Television

Smiling Friends Regular Show

Books

A Clockwork Orange Ranfren House of Leaves

Heroes

soupferret's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

Ten Small Antennas (view more)

What Shape is Helpful? (view more)

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About me:

You are free to stand here and watch, but please don’t stare for too long1!! I start feeling like a bug under a magnifying glass1!! My head is made of spinning glass marbles and one of them keeps rolling away, I keep trying to catch it but it’s slippery with thoughts. Welcome to my profile, which is actually my skull turned inside out, a digital vivisection, do mind the noise1!! I am composed mostly of loose wires and misplaced metaphors. I organize myself by rearranging the chaos into neat little boxes, labeling them things like “humor” or “melancholy,” and then forgetting which is which. I get nervous when people look at me too kindly- I think kindness is a spotlight, and I never learned how to stand still under it. Please interact with me, please don’t leave yet, I promise the static will settle if you wait long enough1!! I have a habit of apologizing to inanimate objects when I bump into them. They never forgive me, but I like to think they appreciate the gesture. I overuse punctuation because silence makes me itchy, and I need the dots and lines to breathe for me. Sometimes I think my brain is a badly tuned radio, picking up frequencies from another version of myself who is much braver, or much quieter. We take turns speaking through the same mouth. I don’t like choosing between them. I don’t like choosing at all. I am afraid of forgetting and equally afraid of remembering. Both feel like losing something. I like people who smile with all their teeth but mean none of it- or maybe they mean it too much. I like when people ask strange questions, like what color is your conscience.? or do you think your reflection loves you back.? NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber-Dorky Nerd God.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and write on the nerd forum! I don’t hate myself, I just find myself… inconvenient. My machinery works, mostly. The lever still turns. The little lights blink. If you listen closely, you can hear the gears grinding out another thought. Anyway, hello, I’m here. I’m trying. I’m very glad you are too1!!

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone strange and unusual who tickles the worms in my brain and is maybe nice to them, or excessively mean- they like that too. Any interaction counts, just please talk to me. You can be as mean or as nice as you want, but don't add me if you have nothing to contribute...So boring. Maybe someone else whose brain cogs malfunction from time to time, loose screws are jolly good as well1!!

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Awwwwhhrroooo!

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Ahhee a heehoo . No lie No lie. I’ve got ahold of your precious mind-marble! I’ll hand it over, but onlyyy if you pay a hefty price for it first!

( just kitten. your page is too much of a delight to do such an evil thing. green used to be my favorite color and I fucking love cats and catgirls as well. Raichu and a fatass wiggling fish too.. Choice!!!

it IS a dream of mine to own a lava lamp, and I know a song called Biohazard. I used to be quite into midwest emo too, and my - so far, non-blog, duh - writing is FULL of questions. I feel like one of the artists I like applies them frequently for his style of prose, but I’m not entirely sure if that is an accurate assessment, or if either of our questions are as out there as you most prefer!

good things all around dude, still, thanks yew for the comment and your frq ! <33 I hope to learn from you and your sick interests, as we progress on the SpaceJourney of our lives. I do feel I already know quite the bit about you though, and that is a sign of a good profile. )

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Ahhh you fiendish marble-snatcher!! I knew the day would come when someone would jiggle my brain-sphere like a gacha prize. I’d offer you five lint coins and a half-eaten starburst for its safe return, but perhaps you’ve already swallowed it and are now thinking my thoughts? Tragic. I’ll allow it.

Also, green supremacy forever, even if it makes us look like sentient limes under bad lighting. I'm glad to hear someone else shares my love for the genre where feelings wear flannel and cry in basements under fluorescent moons.

Your way of speaking tickles me pink and sideways, like my brain just got zapped by a friendly socket. Let’s keep the questions bouncing around like loose electrons, SpaceJourney awaits1!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

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♤ the accident underwater ♤

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Dude, you are so fucking cool. I love how like descriptive and just astounding how you write is. Music taste is also epic

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Many thanks1!! I find this all the more flattering coming from you, you seem incredibly cool, and I admire how raw your writing feels1!! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

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You're just as cool man!! You're writing feels like an up close dissection of the heart man, understanding all the workings of emotion

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This makes me indescribably happy to hear1!! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

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BULLET

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Oiii left leaning ally, thanks for the add and for your support! I love the colour schemes of your profile and how ecstatic the energy feels. That colour palette really brought me in, so nostalgic.


Love the profile, respect to you for seeing eye to eye with me despite our differences.

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