𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄 ᯓ★ ˡᵒᵍᵍⁱⁿᵍₒₙ .ᐟ

About me:

✨ Hey, I’m Kayleigh. Call me Kale! ✨

I’m 23, from Wales (not there anymore but I am), a walking meme, and probably overthinking this “About Me” section too much 😅

💖 I’m a softy at heart—anxious, a little awkward, but I try to keep it light with jokes and random weirdness.

I’m a lesbian, she/her cis-fem, and I LOVE Videl Satan from Dragonball — don’t @ me 😎

🎶 I love music, memes, cozy vibes, and anything that makes me laugh (or cry—sometimes both).

I’m shy at first, but once I warm up, I’m goofy as shit, just gimme a sec, I'll get there 😭🫡

Life’s a bit chaotic, but I try to find joy in the little things. ✨️

🔥 Favorites & Random Stuff 🔥

Dragonball 🥋

Life Is Strange 🌌

Stardew Valley 🌾

Evanescence, Gorillaz, Pvris, ATC, etc... 🎤 

Screaming into the void 😭

ATTEMPTING to befriend people — usually ends in a quick wave and a “why did I do that,” HAHA 👋

Please don't be afraid to shoot me a message about random stuff - If I'm not responding it's likely because my VPN is off whilst I'm at work! (Fun fact, this app doesn't work in the UK, HA.)

✨️ HOBBIES ✨️

- Graphic Design!

- Streaming.

- Roleplaying (Like, seriously, I've roleplayed Videl Satan for 12 years. Not here for roleplay, just a little fun fact about me!)

- Cooking!

🎶 FAVOURITE SONGS 🎶

- Feel Good Inc, Gorillaz.

- Cracker Island, Gorillaz.

- Atlantic, Sleep Token.

- INVISIBLE, Duran Duran.

- Ship of Fools, World Party.

- Check The Meaning, Richard Ashcroft.

- ECHO, STARSET.

... So on, so forth! Honestly, feel free to peep my playlist! Always adding to it!

⚠️ WARNINGS / DNI ⚠️

- I am neurodivergent, so please be patient with me!

- I'm not here for any form of romance, I've been in a relationship for 5 years.

- DNI if you are under 18! I accidentally added under 18s back, so I apologise for that in advance if you see this, sometimes it takes me a second to process information and by the time I do I've already made an oopsy 😅

- DNI if you're homophobic, racist, etc. I'm nice, but I'm not an apologist for scum 🫡

🌟 FUN FACTS ABOUT ME! 🌟

1. When I was 7, I got lost in a forest at night without a torch. Horror movie starter pack, but make it real life. 🌲😅

2. The very next day, my hair got caught in a zipline mechanism and my teacher had to cut it out. Not my week, honestly. ✂️😭

3. I’ve been watching Dragon Ball since I was 4… which means hyperfixations? Yeah, they do not die. 🔥👊

4. My first name (Kayleigh) comes from a Marillion song I cannot stand. It’s literally just a man dramatically wailing my name. Thanks, parents. 🎤🙄

5. But my middle name? Rhiannon. From Fleetwood Mac. Song about a Welsh witch. Way cooler. ✨🧙‍♀️

6. I once visited my girlfriend in America—flew there alone, stayed two weeks, no problems. Came back to the UK, and the next day got hit by a bike and cracked my kneecap. Conclusion: the UK wants me dead 🚴‍♂️💀

7. Once I just… worked for Google. Like, straight up. Applied for a job on a whim at 18, got it, worked with them until I was 20. Yeah, I don't understand it either, don't look at me.

8. I had an MRI after getting Bell’s Palsy. They offered me music, the only “good” option was Nickelback. Instead, they accidentally left Michael Jackson playing, but with the volume down—so I spent an hour listening to distant “bang bang bang bang HEE HEE.” Torture. 🎶😭

9. I once saved my sister from being hit by a car because she got bored mid-walk and just… stopped in the middle of the road like 🫩

10. I have the worst luck in the world. Truly. At this point, it’s a personality trait. 🍀✨

11. I can say 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' because someone bribed me with candy to learn how. I am food driven and I am powerful.

.... OKAY I'm done writing now 🫡

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes dragonball, Evanescence, Gorillaz, etc etc - ! I just wanna make some friends!

I'm quite a shy person, honestly, so I find it hard to approach people - especially if they have a lot of the same interests as me. I feel like I bug people a lot - but when I start talking, I'm very chatty and extremely friendly. I'm also here if anyone needs support for any reason! ♥️ Don't be afraid to ask me anything - or to recommend me any of your interests, too! Even if we don't have interests in common, I'm always looking for new things to hyperfixate on, so maybe we can bond over each others interests!