Pete DiNunzio.

General

Name’s Pete DiNunzio — yeah, that Pete. You know, the only halfway sane one in this hellhole we call the Eltingville Club!!! I’m the guy who tries (and fails) to keep these man-children from burning down my mom’s basement every Friday night!! If you don’t know me, you probably shouldn’t be here — but since you are here, sit your butt down and listen up!!! I eat, sleep, and breathe comics, horror flicks, and everything that makes your grandma cry herself to sleep at night. Got a stack of vintage Fangoria mags taller than Josh’s mom — and trust me, that’s saying something!!! I’m the kinda guy who’ll argue about Re-Animator vs Evil Dead ‘til your nose bleeds, then still win the argument!!! I’ve got zero patience for posers, fair-weather geeks, and anyone who says Star Wars prequels are “not that bad actually.” I’ll kick your ass to the curb faster than Bill eats pizza rolls (and that’s FAST)!!! So if you wanna talk comics, horror, or which monster would win in a cage match — I’m your man!!! If you wanna whine about your feelings or your “safe space” — get the hell outta my profile before I tell Josh to sit on you!!!

Music

If it ain’t loud, angry, or makes your mom yell “TURN THAT CRAP OFF!!!” — I don’t want it!!! Ramones, Misfits, Black Sabbath — you get the idea!!! Anything that sounds like it crawled out of a sewer and learned three chords is good enough for me!!! If you request pop, I’m calling Bill to scream at you for an hour straight!!!

Movies

Horror. Gore. Splatter. Monster guts all over the screen!!! Give me Carpenter, Romero, Raimi — the holy trinity of making you sleep with the lights on!!! If you suggest a rom-com, I’ll staple your eyelids open and make you watch Cannibal Holocaust instead!!!

Television

I watch anything that rots my brain and pisses off my dad. Old monster movies on late-night cable, Twilight Zone marathons, cartoons grown men aren’t supposed to care about — and don’t even get me started on those “reality shows.” I’ll reality-show you right out the door!!!

Books

Comics. Comic books. Graphic novels if you’re a fancy jerk. I read so much pulp my eyeballs are 90% ink!!! Lovecraft, King, Barker — if there’s tentacles or buckets of blood, sign me up!!! If it’s got a “love triangle,” I’m setting it on fire!!!

Heroes

Everyone who ever made something gross, offensive, or so cool it got banned somewhere!!! Tom Savini is my spirit animal!!! Stan Lee gave me a reason to live!!! And my mom, for not throwing me out yet — thanks, Ma!!!