BILL DICKEY
"Sorting my comics by publisher, yelling at Josh to stop breathing"
17, Staten Island, King of all things geek—deal with it!!!
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General |
Name: Bill Dickey!!! Age: 17 (Mentally? Light-years ahead of you.) Location: My basement kingdom, Staten Island, NY!!! Occupation: Supreme Overlord & President of the Eltingville Comic Book, Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role-Playing Club!!! Hobbies: Gatekeeping losers, humiliating my so-called friends, alphabetizing my 20 long boxes of comics, and making sure idiots don’t ruin fandom more than they already have. Status: Too good for you!!! |
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Music |
If it ain’t a horror soundtrack, a cheesy ‘80s metal album, or the Star Wars score on repeat, I don’t wanna hear it!!! Keep your poser pop trash outta my basement!!! |
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Movies |
The Thing (1982!!!), Aliens, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Re-Animator, anything Carpenter, anything Romero!!! If there’s no gore, monsters, or slime—skip it!!! |
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Television |
Classic Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, X-Files before it sucked, Star Trek (TOS ONLY!!!), Doctor Who when it was actually weird and British, not CGI garbage!!! If you say Big Bang Theory I’ll shove a Vulcan salute where the sun don’t shine!!! |
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Books |
Lovecraft!!! Stephen King (early stuff, not the watered-down normie crap)!!! Vintage sci-fi paperbacks with covers cooler than your life!!! If the pages aren’t yellow and the spine’s not cracked, it’s not worth my time!!! |
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Heroes |
Jack Kirby (THE KING!!!), Stan Lee (when he wasn’t a sellout), Ash Williams, Snake Plissken, and ME—Bill Dickey—President of the Eltingville Club, the greatest hero this fandom wasteland’s got left!!! |
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About me:
I’m Bill Freakin’ Dickey!!! If you think reading a Wikipedia summary counts as “knowing comics”, do us both a favor and go trip on a D20!!!
I breathe trivia, bleed ink, and I’d rather staple my tongue to my forehead than listen to another poser pretend they “love sci-fi” because they saw Star Wars ONCE!!!
This club? MY club!!! And it’s gonna stay pure as Galactus’ first lunch!!!
Don’t touch my mint condition Amazing Fantasy #15 (bagged, boarded, and protected by my fists)!!! Don’t breathe near my horror VHS stash!!! And don’t think you’re smarter than me—nobody is!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
REAL fans!!! People who don’t cry when you call out their fake trivia!!! No posers, no normies, no casuals who think buying one Spawn issue makes them special. Bring me your rare back issues, your Monster Magazines, your dusty RPG modules from 1977—OR GET OUT!!! If you can’t recite The Thing line-for-line, don’t even look at me!!! You wanna talk? Survive my 5-hour trivia deathmatch first!!! Losers, posers, poser-losers—STAY IN YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT AND OUT OF MINE!!!
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BILL DICKEY'S LOVER!!! 
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And my blanket? I don't see it, I'll pull your feet while you sleep... Naco- |
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Damien☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ 
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All these words and not a singular mention of having a girlfriend |
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🎲Bridget-Jerry🖤 
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your literally Bill Dickey No shit, Sherlock. Try using that single brain cell for trivia next time!!! by BILL DICKEY; ; Report |
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Bonnie >_< 
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ur so awesum bill... Yeah, I know I am. Try to keep up!!!! by BILL DICKEY; ; Report |
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Rory 
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thx for the add! love the song choice on ur profile :D Yeah, don’t get used to it. The song stays, posers don’t. You are welcome.. FOR NOW. by BILL DICKEY; ; Report |
Yeah, Damien, that’s because I have standards — try buying a mint-condition Detective Comics before you worry about my love life!!!
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Your standards your Tasha Yar and women out of league the only thing you can do is focus on your hobbies when there's no girls in your dms
by Damien☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆; ; Report
Tasha Yar was killed by a freak oil slick, Damien — just like your argument. I’d rather guard my comics than waste my time on DMs full of normies who can’t tell Romulan Ale from blue Gatorade.
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