Br00k3

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"staying alive (Bee Gees ‧ 1977)"

NB / 19 / 'murica

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Mood: still trying not to fail university :p

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General

(indie) video games • early 2000s internet nostalgia • grunge-punk in my spare time • art n’ fandom culture • tryin’ to keep myself sane mostly

Music

Gorillaz • Lovejoy • Childish Gambino • Eminem • Snoop Dogg • Kendrick Lamar • Glorb • Will Wood (and the Tapeworms included) • Bo Burnham • Jack Stauber (Micropop included) • Arctic Monkeys • Tyler the Creator • Glass Animals • Lemon Demon • "Weird Al" Yankovic • Mindless Self Indulgence • Billie Eilish • Sir Mix A Lot • Mother Mother • Lady Gaga • J. Cole • Jack Harlow • The Crane Wives • CAKE • Cage the Elephant • Phemiec • The Living Tombstone • Ayesha Erotica • Labrinth • They Might Be Giants • Wu-Tang Clan • NOFX (I'm trying to get into it ye) • I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME • Mac DeMarco • David Bowie • Earth, Wind, and Fire • 2Pac • Outkast • Dr. Dre • The The Notorious B.I.G • Pitbull • and a bunch of others.

Shout out to the songs Dark Red (2017) by Steve Lacy, Butcher Vanity (2024) by FLAVOR FOLEY, PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN (2023) by QUEEF JERKY, and all my other delusional music.

See my top albums under the "About Me" portion of my profile.

Movies

deadpool, spiderman, venom, my moots got me into kpop demon hunters. transformers: rise of the beasts (2023) and all the monster high movies for my 2000s alt and scene nostalgia kiddos out there. barbie and oppenheimer when those came out. the fnaf movie. Kickass Chewy Chocolate Chunk Cookies that Imo Has the Ideal Cookie Texture (get all u cripsy cookie lovers out of here, theres the door / lighthearted)

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You're gonna need:

- a bar of chocolate, whatever u like / have

- 2 1/4 cups of (probably use all purpose) flour

- 1 teaspoon of baking soda

- salt if you're kinky like me

- 1 cup (yes, two sticks) of butter

- 1 cup brown sugar

- 1/2 a cup granulated white sugar

- 2 eggs, preferably from a chicken

- at east 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, but lets be so honest: i measure with the soul

ideally you have a working oven, and cooking stuff like trays and bowls and spoons and a mixer.

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You're gonna:

1. Chop the chocolate bar up into chunks, or break it or do whatever. I did American dime sized peices, uneven is ok.

2. Soften (not melt) ur butter in a big bowl and beat it with a stand-mixer or a handmixer or whatever till its creamed n fluffy. Add both sugars and cream it all together.

3. Add ur eggs and vanilla. Mix together till everyone knows everybody and add ur dry stuff a little bit at a time. I did 1/2 a cup scoops.

4. It gets pretty thick because it's dough, and it should be a little sticky/tacky but stick to itself still. Add your chocolate. Probably don't eat raw, sad i know. But raw flour n eggs are bad for you and I live in America so hospital ain't cheap. You dont wanna go out like that anyways.

5. Optional but you can chill your dough in the fridge for at least like 30 minutes and it's supposed to make the flavors stronger I think? I did two batches before and after chilling and they tasted abt the same, but if you do decide to chill ur dough, don't bake it while it's still cold and hard as a rock or it's gonna come out kinda dome shapedn and kinda crispy in my experience.

6. Bake at 350 for about 12 minutes on a tray lined with baking paper, give em like 1-2 inches apart cus they spread out, and they should flatten a bit more as they cool.

7. Boom. Chewy af. Unlike chips, you get bigger and smaller pools of goey chocolate. Now your whole house smells like chocolate chip cookies, and you have 1 bowl and ur measuring cups and your mixer to wash. I guess a spoon too. I ate doing dishes so thats nice.

Television

S1 of Breaking Bad, South Park, Pokemon (shout out to gen 5), Digimon, Saiki K., Invincible, any bad TLC series (you know the ones, wife swap or what would you do, my strange addiction, cake boss, etc.), Clone High, Moral Orel, King of the Hill, Disenchantment, YouTube: Eddsworld, HLVRAI, Salad Fingers, Creepypasta, Cryptids, + SCP fandom, JackSepticeye, hundreds of animation memes, etc.

Books

I read fanfiction and 90% of the time it’s explicit. Maybe I'll blog about it eventually /shrug

Also I doubt this counts but Homestuck? it's more like a web comic but whatever

I need to read the TF2 comic and johnny the homicidal maniac... and invader zim i only saw one of the newer movies.

Heroes

Undertale, Deltarune, Sally Face, Little Misfortune, Postal 2, Five Nights at Freddy’s series, TF2, Portal series, Rimworld, The Sims 4, The Sims 3 Mobile: World Adventures (discontinued and removed from app store but so nostalgic smh), Riddleschool, Trackmania, Mortal Kombat, Class of 09, Don’t Starve Together, Escapists series, Papa's Pizzeria Series, REPO, Life is Strange Series, Disco Elysium, Mouthwashing, Rainworld, Ultrakill, Red Dead Redemption, Last of Us series, Jazzpunk, Bloodmoney Series, Pokemon TCGP, Pokemon GO, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Cookie Run: Kingdom, My Singing Monsters, Roblox occasionally, etc.

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About me:

howdy, i'm Br00k3. i'm 19, and i'm the brick in G0d's washing machine, and i mean tearing- absolutely wrecking that mf to shreds. my message box is open to anyone and everyone. my profile page is pretty much always in progress but always wholly myself. stick around a while, grab a drink, here's what i like:


"MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL." - ULTRAKILL

the sun is a deadly lazer don't you want to become a cult leader? proud to be a plauge rat no no nope nuh uh no way naha brahda nuooppee no no you have no fucking idea what you're up against :) message: i'll kill you GTA San Andreas - Ah shit, here we go again. i'm alive! tv with dvd logo bouncing around anime pen on paper doodles of a cat evil kitty ouran host club medic pink with hearts i support evil plotting roblox i wanna suicied bad apple intro funny expression get baja blasted full of joy and whimsy pee pee GAY RAT (minecraft) you died! score:0 give me your fucking money google captcha disconnected wifi table flip stick man artfight team fossils (big) please dont step on them are computers alive? windows malfunction:game over needy streamer overload kangel it's muffin time! roblox work at a pizza place this stamp is wiggly sally face background/room mr. ant tenna's tv time tenna spraying spamton with foam homestuck emoticons everything is terrible eddsworld low quality yeah i'm silly!!! undertale stamp sans papyrus toriel rainbow spamton rick roll never gonna give you up i <3 spamton baba is stamp baba is you flag is win

"Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window." - Jerrod Carmichael, NEW MAGIC WAND (IGOR (2019) by Tyler, the Creator)

yeah, i play the sims. so what? become a pirate i drink toxic chemicals red dead redemption mspaint color swatches mspaint toolbar stop! hamster time pinkie pie smile! smile! smile! :) dishwasher safe :) dandelion crayon i <3 (heart) eating plastic sorry for party rockin be cool B) lemon demon I HATE THE FLOOR (guy slapping his fists to the floor) /j i thought it was a silly one i glow in the dark lost my marbles poke MEDIC! just a bunch of CDs silly!! :) yuri ddlc i love atomsphere rainbow japanese emoticons/kaomoji oh mah ga meme save a horse, ride a cowboy i NEVER solved the rubix cube fish open 24 hours i have rabies bluescreened artfight team fossils (small) robot kisser ur local friendly virus gay computers here >> computer fan going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr click to explode instantly green screen i want to believe angelkawaii from needy streamer overload back to the future who ya gonna call? (ghostbusters) top gun i live in another dimension the terminator beetlejuice we didnt start the fire rocks mmmmmm 1lb = 4 sticks of butter! this user is microwaveable pizza pizza! sans's boyfriend [adult swim] medical malpractice mr. (ant) tenna deltarune ch 3 tenna's woah mama mia addicted to bagels no kitty that's my pot pie welcome to heavenly autism spamton big shot someone you know is a jerma fan eddsworld hoi i'm temmie undertale rabies pride tumblr joke kiss my bass! i support emoticons archimedes! tf2 k-angel kawaii angel needy streamer overload i cant belive its 2014! nyan cat sally face face sally face logo bad website design lemme see your bones black piano tally hall good & evil the mind electric undertale 7 souls undertale squinting blinkie sorry for party rockin non-binary pride touch tone telephone im a :3 type guy wash your damn hands plague doctor mettaton oh yes dont starve together dst gaster beware of the man who speaks in hands ddlc doki doki literature club weird al rules!

"If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven/Might go to heaven, but probably not." - AJJ, Bad Bad Things (2007)

  • Look at all those chickens.
  • Stappp....... I coulda dropped my croissant!
  • Who’s that Pokémon ITS PIKACHU Itsss Clefairy FUUUUUUUU
  • I have the power of god and anime on my side.
  • (Ring of smoke gets blown away.) >:0 ! Adam.
  • Whoever threw that paper... Yo moms a hoe!
  • hi, thanks for checking in, I'm sTiLL a PiEcE of gArBaGe *☆°•~☆
  • I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand. Poseidon quivers before him! FUCK OOOOFF!
  • 2 bros chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay.
  • Cabbage cabbage cabbage lettuce lettuce lettuce
  • Hurricane Katrina more like Hurricane tortilla.
  • I want a church girl, who go to church, and read her bible
  • "hey I'm a lesbian" "I thought you were American"
  • "Its an avocado... thaaaaanks."
  • And they were roommates!
  • I have crippling depression
  • FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
  • the guy who says "woOow" sarcastically after watching some girl rip a huge vape cloud at presumably a party
  • "So I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties."
  • uh fuck I can't believe you've done this
  • It is Wednesday my dudes aWGHH
  • Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called Fre shava cado.
  • Is this allowed?? ...Is this allowed????
  • You better watch out - You better watch oUt- YoU beTteR wAtCH OUt- YOU BETTER WATCH OUT- YOU—
  • Hi my names Chelsea whats your favorite dinner food
  • Stappp....... I coulda dropped my croissant!
  • Who’s that Pokémon ITS PIKACHU Itsss Clefairy FUUUUUUUU
  • I have the power of god and anime on my side.
  • (Ring of smoke gets blown away.) >:0 ! Adam.
  • Whoever threw that paper... Yo moms a hoe!
  • hi, thanks for checking in, I'm sTiLL a PiEcE of gArBaGe *☆°•~☆
  • I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand. Poseidon quivers before him! FUCK OOOOFF!
  • 2 bros chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay.
  • Cabbage cabbage cabbage lettuce lettuce lettuce
  • Hurricane Katrina more like Hurricane tortilla.
  • I want a church girl, who go to church, and read her bible
  • "hey I'm a lesbian" "I thought you were American"
  • "Its an avocado... thaaaaanks."
  • And they were roommates!
  • I have crippling depression
  • FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
  • the guy who says "woOow" sarcastically after watching some girl rip a huge vape cloud at presumably a party
  • "So I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties."
  • uh fuck I can't believe you've done this
  • It is Wednesday my dudes aWGHH
  • Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called Fre shava cado.
  • Is this allowed?? ...Is this allowed????
  • You better watch out - You better watch oUt- YoU beTteR wAtCH OUt- YOU BETTER WATCH OUT- YOU—
  • Hi my names Chelsea whats your favorite dinner food



"Face off with the faceless. I've got friends in low places." - Worthikids, Friends in Low Places (2023)

Here are my favorite albums: (yes i am a nerd)

Who I'd like to meet:

jesus f. christ, ideally. there is no mortal on earth who could satisfy my thirst for knowledge.

remember to brush your teeth, floss, drink water, and wear sunscreen.


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新世界滅入

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I LOVE DOCTOR COOMER!!!!!!!!!!

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I did have a wife, but they took her in the divorce.
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dispensergoindown

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goated profile

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thanks dude! if you like GOAT profiles, then may i recommend my moot https://spacehey.com/winning

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SWSCRATCH

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SALLY FACE!!! i love your profile ^^

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and i love sally face, we have so much in common!!!!

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𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 i-love-mcbling

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your profile is super coolio!!

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thank youuu :) i spent way too much time on it and throwing all my interests at it is what i spend 90% of my time on this site doing

your profile is very awesome also

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Crushedl

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lol this profile is cool :1

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tanks dude c(: its all my autism in one place (jk im not diagnosed with anything, no one can figure out whats wrong with me /j)

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Bumbumowiec

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Tf2 profile omgg :00

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hell yeah, love your profile too. youre cool af

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✞ 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐕𝐋𝐓 ✞

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Cool profile

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thanks g, not as cool as yours B)

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