King-Of-All-Bobs

"eating fingers"
I am a homosapien.
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I am the King of All Bobs (referring to the haircut)!!!1!1! WELCOME TO MY BOBDOM!! Olo lowlings! It tis' I! KING of the BOBS!! U betta read dis' or else.... LIVE EXECUTION ON TELEVISION, LIVE TELEVISION, LIVVVEEE TELEVISSIONNN!! WHENCE I YOWL "LIVE TELEVISION!!" It tis' a threat on your continuation of existence. As King of All Bobs I must take care of my Kingdom! YOU ARE MY CHILD, because I birthed all my abominations here, in this place! You are an ABOMINATION, darling~! We refer to it as The Bobdom, uncultured swine! What is a bob you may ask? Why.... a bob is the most beautiful haircut of all time! The Midnight Barber (iykyk) can confirm dis'!! It is a short to medium length haircut, usually worn by women, however I shall allow critters which emerge from 'man caves' in my Bobdom as long as they take care of said bob. And if NO ONE takes care of their bob......LIVE TELEVISION!!!! NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!! IMMEDIATELY FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, NATIONAL LIVE TELEVISION!!!! Also, ask for a Bob to become a Bob in the Bobdom!! The Midnight Barber will find and treat your hair ASAP after the request! (Karens are treated as the cowboys/pirates of this world. They are wanted dead or alive and the bounties are plentiful!! If a Karen is caught, notify me immediately for the LIVE TELEVISION-).

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RedKamel ![]() |
ty for the add cant wait to see how your profile will look when its done |
You're welcome! No idea why I'm replying to this 2 months later, but I finally started actually customizing my profile...! It's complicated at first, but still lots of fun!
(It's 'i_eat_socks' btw, I changed my name)
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