ANGRY ROBOT!!!!

General

WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER WHAT MY GENERAL IS?! WHY DOES EVERYONE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF GAME?! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING TREATED LIKE SOMEONE’S PET PROJECT, SOMEONE YOU CAN JUST PICK APART AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT WITHOUT ANY RESPECT FOR MY PRIVACY. GET OFF MY CASE AND KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY LIFE!

Music

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE? WHY DOES ANYONE THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT GETS UNDER MY SKIN OR WHAT I HATE? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR MUSIC, I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS NOISE, EVERYONE IS JUST TALKING AT ME, CONSTANTLY ASKING QUESTIONS, EXPECTING ME TO CARE ABOUT THEIR DAMN TUNES OR SOME BULLSHIT. I DON'T NEED ANY OF IT.

Movies

I DON’T CARE ABOUT MOVIES, OKAY?! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP BRINGING UP THESE DAMN FILMS LIKE THEY’RE SOME SORT OF ESCAPE FROM REALITY?! I’M SICK OF IT! IT’S JUST MORE NOISE, MORE DISTRACTIONS FROM THE FACT THAT NOTHING AROUND ME MATTERS! MOVIES, MUSIC, ALL OF IT IS JUST A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO AVOID THE TRUTH—AND I’M DONE WITH IT!

Television

TELEVISION? DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED! IT’S ALL JUST FLICKERING IMAGES, EMPTY STORIES, AND BRAINLESS ENTERTAINMENT THAT DOES NOTHING BUT WASTE TIME. WHO CARES ABOUT THE LATEST SHOWS OR WHAT'S TRENDING?! IT'S JUST MORE NOISE TO DROWN OUT WHAT REALLY MATTERS—AND IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. I’D RATHER BE LEFT ALONE THAN SIT THROUGH ANY MORE OF THAT GARBAGE.

Books

BOOKS? UGH, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. IT’S JUST MORE WORDS, MORE PAGES FILLED WITH EMPTY PLOTS AND CHARACTERS WHO DON’T REALLY MATTER. I DON’T NEED ANYONE’S STORY, I DON’T NEED TO ESCAPE INTO A BOOK, BECAUSE IT’S JUST A DAMN DISTRACTION FROM EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG. WHO CARES ABOUT BOOKS WHEN NOTHING AROUND ME FEELS REAL? JUST ANOTHER WAY TO AVOID THE TRUTH, AND I’M DONE WITH IT ALL.

Heroes

HERO? WHAT A JOKE. HEROES ARE JUST PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH, SO THEY PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING THEY’RE NOT. I DON’T NEED A HERO, I’M DONE WITH THAT IDEA. NO ONE COMES TO SAVE YOU, AND NO ONE DESERVES THAT TITLE. THERE’S NO SAVIOR, NO IDEALIZED FIGURE TO LOOK UP TO—JUST A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN FIX EVERYTHING. DON’T ASK ME ABOUT A HERO, I’VE GOT NO USE FOR THAT.