Karkat Vantas
"PROBABLY YELLING AT SOMEONE FOR BEING AN IGNORAMUS."
7.5 SWEEPS, ALTERNIA, DON'T ASK ME ABOUT COLORS. ENG/FR
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Karkat Vantas's Interests
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General |
YELLING AT MORONS. ARGUING ABOUT DUMB QUADRANTS. PRETENDING I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE MY FUCKTON OF RESPONSIBILITIES. MAKING SURE NO ONE DIES (YOU’RE WELCOME). AND ART I GUESS, I REALLY DO LIKE DRAWING. AND PLAYING THE CELLO OR OTHER VARIOUS INSRTUMENTS, BUT MOSTLY CELLO. |
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Music |
I DON'T REALLY LISTEN TO ANY SPECIFIC ALBUMS OR ARTISTS, I JUST PICK OUT SONGS I LIKE AT RANDOM AND LOOP THEM THROUGH MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS ALL DAY. BUT I DO REALLY ENJOY GREEN DAY, AYESHA EROTICA, THE BEATLES, LEMON DEMON, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, THE CURE, STRAWBERRY SWITCHBLADE, MILLIONAIRES, RADIOHEAD, AND 1000 GECS NO I DIDN'T MISPELL THAT I JUST LIKE THAT ONE ALBUM. ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT IS PURE RANDOM NONSENSE. |
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Movies |
TERRIBLE LOW-BUDGET EARTH MOVIES THAT ARE SO BAD, THEY’RE HILARIOUS. MAYBE SOMETHING WITH ACTUAL PLOT AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IF I’M IN A GOOD MOOD. I REALLY LIKE WARGAMES, THE ARISTOCATS, THE LEGO MOVIE, AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. WOW. WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THAT SELECTION. ALSO WATCH WARGAMES RIGHT FUCKING NOW IT'S THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER GRACED THIS DIGUSTING GLOBE YOU CALL EARTH. |
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Television |
I DON’T WATCH MANY SERIES BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE TO RUN. EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME I GOT SUCKED INTO A HUMAN SOAP OPERA AND I’M NEVER LIVING IT DOWN. BUT I REALLY ENJOY A LOT OF CARTOONS, ANYTHING SO I DON"T HAVE TO SEE REAL HUMAN FACES FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS BEFORE MY GANDERBULBS MELT. |
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Books |
ANYTHING WITH A DECENT PLAN OR ENDGAME THAT DOESN’T RELY ON FEELINGS. IF IT’S MUSHY OR BORING, I’LL SET IT ON FIRE. ..AND WARRIOR CATS. ......AND WINGS OF FIRE. |
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Heroes |
HEROES ARE OVERRATED. EVERY “HERO” I’VE EVER KNOWN HAS BEEN AN IDIOT IN DISGUISE. |
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About me:
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LEADER OF A BUNCH OF BRAINDEAD SHITHEADS WHO CAN’T FOLLOW SIMPLE DIRECTIONS.
EXPERT IN MAKING TERRIBLE MOVIES SOUND INTERESTING, AND PUTTING UP WITH THE GARBAGE EVERYONE LOVES THROWING AT ME. I'M CIS AND BISEXUAL AND I USE HE/HIM, OR HOWEVER YOU GUYS SAY THIS SHIT.
AND NO, I’M NOT SOME FUCKING “ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT.” I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. THIS IS JUST ME, KARKAT VANTAS, TRYING TO NAVIGATE THIS STUPID HUMAN INTERNET. IF YOU THINK I’M FAKE, FEEL FREE TO YELL ABOUT IT, I’LL YELL BACK LOUDER.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTACT ME ON DISCORD, MY USER ON THERE IS RIPPLEAP. DON'T QUESTION IT.
Who I'd like to meet:
NO ONE. EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEONE NEW, IT’S A NEW OPPORTUNITY FOR MY SANITY TO BE TESTED. BUT IF I HAVE TO ANSWER SERIOUSLY? SOMEONE WHO WON’T TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN APOCALYPTIC CLUSTERFUCK OF A DISASTER.
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turntechGodhead 
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oh my god its karpiss |
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ʬ.caligulasAquarium.ʬ
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Hey kar OH GREAT, IT’S YOU. DIDN’T EXPECT TO SEE YOUR GLITTER-SOAKED ROYAL ASS SHOW UP HERE. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report |
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EctoBiologist
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No way chat its karkat vantas THAT'S RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS EGBERT HOLMES, IT'S ME, KARKAT, THE REAL ONE. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report I'm a genius!!! by EctoBiologist; ; Report |
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🎀 𝒦𝑅𝐼𝒮 🎀 
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niice fir2t conversation KK, 2tiill you're cool a2 the u2ual. DURR OF COURSE I'M COOL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I'D BE??? by Karkat Vantas; ; Report |
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Ri 
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That's crazy I had no idea he was real WHAT. OF COURSE I'M REAL, WHAT ELSE DID YOU THINK?? by Karkat Vantas; ; Report |
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Sollux Captor 
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now you aren't the only one that ha2 a 2pace hey OH, HEY CAPTOR. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT YOU'D TRY TO ONE UP ME, AS YOU USUALLY DO. TRY NOT TO LOSE ANY BRAINCELLS WHILE YOU'RE HERE. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report |
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antiqueJackass 
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holy shit its karkat vantas OF COURSE IT IS. IN THE FLESH. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report karkat vantas? more like karkat vantASS hahaha (im joking youre actually so so cool) by antiqueJackass; ; Report WOW, INCREDIBLE. NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOUR BRILLIANT WORDPLAY. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report |
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dave 
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loving this setup dude like who knew karkat was gonna have a fucking spacehey haha SHUT UP, STRIDER. I’M ALLOWED TO HAVE A SPACEHEY. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report |
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John/Smith 
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wsp NOT MUCH. JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY I THOUGHT MAKING AN ACCOUNT HERE WAS A GOOD IDEA. by Karkat Vantas; ; Report im good Karkat thank you 4 asking by John/Smith; ; Report |
WOW. INCREDIBLY MATURE. DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WORKSHOPPING THAT ONE, OR DID IT JUST OOZE OUT OF YOUR STUPID STRIDER BRAIN LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE?
by Karkat Vantas; ; Report