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your average autistic metalhead with incurable boredom

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General	obsessed with metal and sleeping.
Music	opeth, gang of youths, soad, dethklok, lorna shore, ice nine kills (favorite band), tiamat, escape the fate, motionless in white, bvb (the phantom tomorrow ahhh), field of the nephilim, soundgarden, nirvana, sublime, carl wheezer covers (don't hurt me), palaye royale, lamb of god, black sabbath + ozzy osbourne, pantera, candlemass, killswitch engage, daevar, zeal and ardor, slayer, gojira, castle rat, senses fail, get scared, darkthrone, danzig, metallica, nefilim, crematory, etc. I usually just listen to music off of the radio because flip phone, so I'll vibe to anything with good vocals and breakdowns :P. Favorite metal subgenres are death, doom, gothic, and metalcore, though I really don't mind some indie, grunge rock or glamrock when I'm in the mood (hence gang of youths). I love bowie, alice cooper and queen especially for the glamrock genre. Also big on metal with classical inspo and musicals (shrieks in epic). really like anything that'll make me feel like I'm getting ready to slay a demon while I'm listening, if that makes sense lmao.
Movies	the mupppeeeetttssss (all of them), wayne's world, gladiator, tim burton movies in general, law abiding citizen, pirates of the caribbean, saw (1-7), the army of the doomstar (metalocolypse smh), the iron giant, the hunchback of notre dame, any and all dc movies (specifically the dark knight movies), jim carrey movies, the shining, the shawshank redemption, etc. really just gotta ask to find out more, can't remember any others atm. prison movies are a favorite, though, along with anything true crime. working my way into the forensics field
Television	dark shadows (1966) (I kin willie), yu-gi-oh, blood of zeus (kin seraphim too smh), she-ra, stranger things, ouat, jojos bizarre adventure, death note, sk8, any and all dc shows (specifically the batman (2004))💪
Books	frankenstein (or the modern prometheus), jekyll & hyde, the metamorphosis, dante's inferno (/ the divine comedy), dracula, anything by shakespeare or poe. . . classical horror novels in general ig. I loooove yapping about books. working on reading the hunchback of notre dame, and taking book reccs. w a n t to read the odyssey so I can brag on my nerdy moots, but if I do, I'll be stuck there for twenty years and turn old and decrepit. I'll wait for that one. Always taking book recommendations though-
Heroes	spencer charnas

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brain/tumor (/j, he/him works fine enough-), entp-t, mlm + aroace, theatre kid, d&d player + bassist, chronic yapper. I collect comics, yugioh cards and sharp things too. I use tone tags sometimes, just lmk if you need them before chatting. I love playing video games, especially skyrim, re, battlefield, arkham asylum, castlevania lord of shadows, jjba all star brawl, yugioh master duel, sally face, and darkest dungeons (to name a few). I love writing (including rp and poetry), and renaissance paintings (tbh they're just so pretty, and serve as awesome inspo for characters). I'm a pretty big mythology nerd as well ig. american + british history rocks, (specifically victorian era, gilded age, and wwi), but I know a ton of roman history too. obsessed with colloseums, actually trying to write a book about sci-fi gladiatorial deathmatches. praying I don't lose motivation. can actually yap forever about history, so if you ever want to know any, just hmu and you'll probably get seven paragraphs about the different types of gladiators and their use in the arena, trench warfare, the art of war in itself, or 1900s working class prejudice and social darwinism 💀

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n0st0ph0bia	1740034311 When I tell people I'm a self taught bassist they expect me to be a prodigy or smth Actually no. I suck ass at bass, I just use my ukulele skills, transfer them over, work a little YouTube magic and can conveniently play some songs decently Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1738903578 Am I a man Or am I a muppet If I'm a muppet Then I'm very manly muppet Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736750597 Hear me out Reality tv show idea - ten gay guys in one crappy New York apartment Plot twist one is straight If they vote him out, the remaining gays split the cash If they don't he gets it all One man eliminated a week BUT double plot twist They're all straight and think they're trying to blend in among gays The chaos Report Comment Triple plot twist, one is a masc lesbian trying to hide the fact for all the cash and a free vacation with her girlfriend by n0st0ph0bia; 1736751951; Report
n0st0ph0bia	1736749807 very random but you all have to get used to crap like this- dude if I had any superpower, it'd probably be to speak all known languages Sounds lame But lemme explain Not only would I get to talk with cool people I can't rn in English, I'd probably be rich and graduate earlier than I already am Mandatory language classes? Wouldn't even have to take em And I could get looooaaaaadedd as a translator Also Unlimited swearing potential Like cmon that's pretty cool Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736748989 Ik it's 1:15 am but come on where are all my moots How come I have 170 smth and not a single one is online That's gotta be a miracle wth Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736741219 I love finding people with the most manly emo looking, intimidating profile pics of like knights or smth And then clicking on their profile and its the most blinding shade of pink and covered in like cats and anime gifs and crap smh it makes me so happy Same with people with the cutest profile pics and the most atrocious, gory lookin, disturbing profile Those ones intimidate me tho Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736739715 Man do you ever just suck in through your nose too hard and you just feel air pierce your brain Like it hurts dude Way more than air should Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736716199 all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. Look at that. Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful. And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736704986 I CANT HEAR YOU THROUGH THE TENSION THROUGH THE TENSION THROUGH THE TENSION RIGHT NOWWW SWING BATTER UP LETS PLAY POWER UNTIL THE TARGET BLEEDS THIS GUNNNN WOULD NEVER TURN ON MEEEE Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736703673 whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. . . . whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. for, a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'if I live, I will kill you. if I die, you are forgiven.' such is the rule of honor. Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736703453 very tempted to change my profile pic to the magician of black chaos or smth nerdy like that god I'm so obsessed with yugioh it's not even funny like I need to find my old decks RN because I know I have over three thousand cards rotting in my closet it's just that nobody plays bro granted it is a complicated card game from a 2000s children's show but- idk I feel like more people should play Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736653667 dude I just found my remote in my bed it's been a month how I've had to use a remote app manually turn on my tv with a stupid little button on the back and it was under my pillow the whole frickin time crashing out ong 👁️👄👁️🔫 Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736650924 ONE NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME THREE NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME FOUR NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE TWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE THREE WOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE NOWWWWWW LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOAWEKRIRODORRRRR Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736649941 I don't care if tieflings aren't real and 'bards are dead' Mark my words spacehey, I'm gonna be both one day and you're all going to read my crappy DnD themed dad jokes and w e e p Except I'm trading out the lute for Charlie (my bass ) because I suck at learning new things And lute metal sounds hard to nail down. Smh I need to listen to lute metal though, that sounds epic. Now who am I recruiting to my metal DnD party? /j Report Comment
sasha ₊*⊹	1736644057 SALLY FACE AND METALOCALYPSE??? YAY hii new friend !! ^_^ Report Comment Yesss lmao, I love metal media. Sick profile pic, tbh by n0st0ph0bia; 1736644588; Report btw not tbh (I keep forgetting my abbreviations 👁️👄👁️🔫) by n0st0ph0bia**; 1736644622; Report
n0st0ph0bia	1736643702 Dude I low-key suck so bad at small talk and social cues (irl and over text )- smh, if you msg me and I'm super dry, or ghost for a bit, just know its not you 🙏 I just get afraid to ask questions or rant. A little guy in my head does every time I ask the question 'yo, you want to hear about my multimillion dollar animated ceiling fan cover idea that I came up with one time while listening to Billie Jean 👁️👄👁️' as a form of conversation initiation. Just tell me beforehand if you're okay with a lot of yapping ig. Might just end up going on a rant about my shower thoughts tho- you have been warned lmao. Report Comment little guy dies by n0st0ph0bia**; 1736644553; Report
n0st0ph0bia	1736642631 Ego? Pfftttt, I don't have an ego- 👀 Report Comment
n0st0ph0bia	1736640698 hot take but Kylie Jenner and Michael Jackson look exactly alike smh. Not even kidding, I walked past a jenner magazine at the airport and had to double take to make sure MJ wasnt a drag queen. And back from the dead, too, ig- Report Comment
roki	1736610406 AAAHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PROFILE YOU HAVE !! I LOVE THE SOUNDGARDEN SONG SO MUCH AND THE YELLOW LOOKS PRETTY GOOD ON YOUR PROFILE, YOU ARE A VERY COOL BOOOOYY x33 Report Comment YOOOO THANKS DUDEEW >:0 I loved your profile too sm omg. Gerard way all the way lmao 💪💪💪 by n0st0ph0bia; 1736612934; Report
n0st0ph0bia	1736601611 "you watch brainrot?" mortal fools. I am brainrot. :deranged cackling: /j Report Comment

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