Light-sama

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"writing names and eating chips"

psychopathic god. Refer to me as such.

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Mood: angry at my mom.

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https://spacehey.com/lightsama

Light-sama's Interests

General


I'm only interested in myself and light and misa because I'm amazing and because I'm dating light and misa (I'm dating them seperatly, not at the same time. (they both know I dating the other and they don't mind because I'm not cheating))

Music

my playlist isn’t for the weak-minded—it’s for intellectuals like me who understand the weight of justice and the burden of being a god. Of course, anime ops and eds are crucial to my survival. Anime songs are more than music—they’re battle cries. Death Note’s The World is my personal theme song.

Movies

Heh. I don't have time for movies. I spend my time doing productive things rather than watching stupid movies meant to entertain the mindless morons that walk the earth.

Television

Anime is my life. (I hate rom-coms though.) (and romance in general)

Books

Heh. The death note is the only book I read. I'm still a genius though. I don't need to read to be a genius.

Heroes

Myself.

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Light-sama's Blurbs

About me:

Not so pleasure to meet you, mortals. My names light yagami (yes,thats my real name! my stupid parents named me something stupid but its not my real name!) don't call me anything other than Light-sama!!! I'm 14 years old. Basically, all you need to know about me is that I'm a psychopathic maniac manipulator and my intellect far suppresses that of mere mortals. Im also light from death note. I write in my death note all the time and it kills people when I write there name in it (queen elizabeth, for example). I HATE MY MOM and if you like my mom please don't interact with me because I write about how much I hate my mom a lot. Don't disrespect me or troll me, as I will write your name in my death note. Please feel free to ask me anything, as I understand that dumb mortals enjoy learning about superior gods.
DNI (if you don't listen ill right u in my death note):
Anti-death note people
normal people (you wouldn't understand me, this is for your sake. heed my warning)
anti-animesexual
people dating L/misa/light (I'm dating misa and myself (light) and I HATE L)
people who don't believe in the power of the Death Note (you are blind to justice)
anyone who ships L and Light (disgusting)
kira haters (you're all sheep following a broken system)
fans of near or mello (they’re nothing compared to me)
people who don’t understand my intellectual superiority (I’m thinking 10 steps ahead of you)
lawful good types (your morality is weak and naive)
people born on October 31st
people who breathe too loud (your existence offends my plans)
anyone who doesn’t appreciate my genius (your ignorance is punishable by death)
those who question my authority as the new God of the world (kneel or perish)
people who don’t respect my relationship with Misa and Light (they adore me, and you never will)
fans of Charli XCX
anyone who thinks they’re smarter than me (you’re not, and I’ll prove it)
L simps (he’s trash, and so are you)
People who doubt I am Light Yagami (denying my identity is a crime against justice)
humans who side with the system (you are nothing but sheep to be culled)
anyone who likes apples (you’re just as disgusting as Ryuk)
rom-com anime fans
pedofiles (how do you like kids? kids are stupid—though I will add, even adults are 1/100th of my smarts, BUT KIDS ARE 1/1000th!!!)
MY MOM!!!!!

Who I'd like to meet:

fellow death note fans (unless you're a fan of L!! FUCK OFF!! (yeah, I swear, what about it?))
people who understand what it’s like to carry the burden of creating a perfect world
Intellectuals who can appreciate my genius (rare, but I’m willing to meet you if you exist)
anime fans who get it. if your'e favorite show is some rom-com garbage, don’t even try
anyone who hates Near, Mello, and everyone else trying to stop kira (team kira only)

Light-sama's Friends Comments

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Ayumi Shinozaki

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Hiii!! I hope you enjoy my upcoming blogs, and we can be the very best of friends :)

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heh... as long as you worship me we can be friends

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Selozar

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Yagami = imagay (relatable pookie bear :3)

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I am NOT homosexual (not like there's anything wrong with being one, but I am NOT one!!).

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i got light breaking character

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ㅤㅤᴗᴗ    ㅤ。ㅤ   ㅤ  trix  ㅤ

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Can’t believe the one and only Light Yagami sent me a friend request!! Is this what heaven feels like?

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Heh, its what the new world order feels like.

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kimEE 🧁

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you're amazing light yagami ily

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Heh. I know I'm amazing. I dont need a meer mortal to tell me that. , but regardless, I appreciate that a meer mortal is able to understand my sheer intelect.

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dak

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this may in fact be light yagami.....

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No matter how many times I repeat that I am in fact, Light yagami, stupid mortals will still comment the same thing... sigh...

by Light-sama; ; Report

speak mandarin cro. french, korean, how about cantonese? japanese is a duh too

this is a test

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YOURE testing ME?? Does my intelligence not speak for itself??? Im a genius god, I don't need to prove myself to a meer mortal. I can speak more than 100 languages, even some that don't exist anymore. Don't try me

by Light-sama; ; Report

muahahahah. canonically light yagami is only shown to know english and japanese..... therefore you are NOT the real light yagami! my test worked

by dak; ; Report

Grrrrrr. I may have not known those languages in the anime, but I learned them after!!

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Kaci

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bro MIGHT be light

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.*★ Popee ★*

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i cant tell if this is satire or not but either way i love it

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2021s “too-woke” friend

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*sobs nonchalantly* I'll tell everyone that you touched me in 𝕯𝖒𝖘 with your so-called 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊. You smell like discord and 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒊, I hope duckkiss finds you and reports to the police *curses you to death*

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wait this person is so cool actually *starts to roleplay as Johan 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bert*

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𓊆 Jade 𝜗𝜚 𓊇𓆪

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WOAH Light Yagami??!! I'm a big fan!! Can u sign my forehead

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I'm glad to know I have fans. I'll gladly sign your forehead, though if I were to do it with a marker, it would fade, no? Would you prefer me to use a tattoo machine instead?

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ouch that sounds painful how abt u give me ur blood in exchange I'm lowk hungry /j

by 𓊆 Jade 𝜗𝜚 𓊇𓆪; ; Report

The light yagami is not a fan of needles.

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