MangoThief

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"Suffering as a Seattle Kraken fan"

Cascadian Patriot, He/They member of the woke mob

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Mood: Feeling like playing HOI4

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MangoThief's Interests

General

History, Politics (No I don't), Rap Music, Geography, Hearts of Iron 4, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Call of Duty

Music

Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, N.W.A, 50 Cent, Prof, Tech N9ne, Outkast, D-12

Movies

Beetlejuice, Downfall, Star Wars

Television

Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Mandalorian

Books

Heroes

THE ENCLAVE! GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE!

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About me:

18 y/o, LibSoc Tim Walz Stan. Bethesda, Hearts of Iron 4, Kendrick Lamar, and Alt-history Enjoyer. | DUKE FISHRON CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF! | "Bald beyond bald, bald squared." - Waffletime Mac OS X Radioactive Busy

Who I'd like to meet:

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS, YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD! WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!

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Best account I have seen. this guy is awesome, a real one fr 🖤

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