Stanley Pines

"My ex wife still misses me..."

Almost became mayor of Gravity Falls once!

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Mood: ...But her aim is gettin' better!

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General	What am I supposed to put here, "scamming people?" Ha! I don't do that. Go buy more keychains.
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Movies	I get why my brother uses these dropdown things now. Never thought I'd unveil this to the public, but The Duchess Approves is peak cinema. I had to watch the whole movie 'cause I couldn't find the TV remote and ended up enjoying it way more than I should've! Sturly Stembleburgiss plays the role of the Duchess perfectly, not to mention how easy it is to relate to the story! You get lost in the presentation and feel the same pain the characters are feelin' in the moment. I stayed up all night writing one of those 'fan-fictions' Soos and Mabel don't shut up about for it- was staring at the computer screen so long I felt like my eye was gonna start bleeding!
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Heroes	You really had to put ME here instead of an actual hero, huh, Ford? Pff. Love ya, bro.

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About me:

You can just call me Stan. Former proprietor of the Mystery shack. I've got a great niece n' nephew- great family all around. Me and my brother Stanford have been sailing across the ocean for some months. Had to dock in OR this summer cause the ol' stan o war II suffered some damages. Decided to set this account up to bring in more customers!

If you've got any questions about the shack, shoot Soos a message! I'm pretty sure he's on here.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone, really! Just try not to be too much of a crackpot.

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skullie:]	1726635182 Help I’m falling down a hole by the Mystery Shack it’s not ending I’m losing interne Report Comment You'll be fine! by Stanley Pines; 1726635545; Report
coquetteCharisma	1726441162 a pleasure to meet you, stanfords other half! or er. siBling! am i using that word in the right context? it is quite new to me. Report Comment
Victoria	1726347977 you are such a terrible influence and that's exactly why i look up to you. thank you for your service, dear friend Report Comment
⛥ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher	1726194756 YOU'RE SCARING ME STANLEY... Report Comment PUCKER UP TRIANGLE BOY. by Stanley Pines; 1726194860; Report GET AWAY! by ⛥ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher; 1726194948; Report
MABEL PINES ✨🎀	1726192468 Grunkle stan, PLEASE help Gideon is being weird again :c Report Comment I'll be there soon sweetie, I promise! I'm just helpin' Ford out right now. Soon as I'm done I'll figure out a way to get him to stop, alright? by Stanley Pines; 1726192726; Report Okay.. :( by MABEL PINES ✨🎀; 1726193029; Report
Alex Hirsch's worst nightmare ⌇ Sys 𓉸ྀི	1726183976 Wowie it's Mr Mystery! I'm a big fan and I've bought 100 hundred things from your Mystery shack... Report Comment
Old Man Mcgucket	1726181460 Woo-wee! Why's that little girl with the poofy hair tryna get revenge on yew!! Report Comment You wouldn't understand, Mcgucket. by Stanley Pines; 1726190560; Report I don't understand many of things, Pines! Doesn't stop me anyways! Need some help gettin rid of em?? I gotta catapult somewhere 'ere in this place! by Old Man Mcgucket; 1726194143; Report That'd be great, actually! Got my hands full right now, anyway. by Stanley Pines; 1726194213; Report Of course! I'll find it 'nd bring it over tew ya in a jiffy! by Old Man Mcgucket; 1726195441; Report
Lil' Gideon	1726175560 I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE ON YOU STANFORD PINES Report Comment
vel 🍉	1726013046 pls marry me, i know ur married but i'm also amazing and cool and amazing and you should be with me and your existing wife. Report Comment You are 17 years old! by Stanley Pines; 1726023304; Report 18 IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS SO IT'LL BE ALRIGHT THEN, AND THE AGE OF CONSENT IN MY COUNTRY IS 16 SO YES IT WOULD BE LEGAL HERE! by vel 🍉; 1726060833; Report I don't care it's legal in your country, kid, I'll be dead by the time you're my age! I'm flattered that ya think I'm handsome, sure, but I ain't comfortable datin' (or marrying for that matter) someone as young as you. by Stanley Pines; 1726080906; Report
⛥ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher	1725933159 HELLO STANLEY. Report Comment
BILL CIPHER!	1725840202 KNOCK KNOCK! Report Comment
Xx_Bl1nd5t0m4ch_xX	1725810035 OMG I LOVE UR PROFILE, IT'S SO KOOL :D Report Comment
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒	1725705763 Hello, Stanley! :-) Did I do that text face right? Mabel has been teaching me. By the way, I may or may not have broken another window. Sincerely, Stanford Pines. Report Comment Glad Mabel's been helpin' us both with this! Also I'm not fixing that. It's YOUR house, poindexter! by Stanley Pines; 1725706857; Report
mable	1725677639 Hii Grunkle Stan!!! Report Comment Mabel! How's it been holding up in Cali? Hope school's been treatin' ya well. I've seen how brutal teens are these days. by Stanley Pines; 1725678517; Report