Stanley Pines

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"My ex wife still misses me..."

Almost became mayor of Gravity Falls once!

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Mood: ...But her aim is gettin' better!

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https://spacehey.com/mrmystery

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General

What am I supposed to put here, "scamming people?" Ha! I don't do that. Go buy more keychains.

Music

Movies

I get why my brother uses these dropdown things now.
Never thought I'd unveil this to the public, but The Duchess Approves is peak cinema. I had to watch the whole movie 'cause I couldn't find the TV remote and ended up enjoying it way more than I should've! Sturly Stembleburgiss plays the role of the Duchess perfectly, not to mention how easy it is to relate to the story! You get lost in the presentation and feel the same pain the characters are feelin' in the moment. I stayed up all night writing one of those 'fan-fictions' Soos and Mabel don't shut up about for it- was staring at the computer screen so long I felt like my eye was gonna start bleeding!

Television

Books

Heroes

You really had to put ME here instead of an actual hero, huh, Ford? Pff. Love ya, bro.

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About me:

You can just call me Stan. Former proprietor of the Mystery shack. I've got a great niece n' nephew- great family all around. Me and my brother Stanford have been sailing across the ocean for some months. Had to dock in OR this summer cause the ol' stan o war II suffered some damages. Decided to set this account up to bring in more customers!

If you've got any questions about the shack, shoot Soos a message! I'm pretty sure he's on here.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone, really! Just try not to be too much of a crackpot.

hope youre doin alright. dont got much to put here.

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Anthny (KaiserPug)

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struncle gan

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vi β›ˆ

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Stan what is prison like in Bolivia

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Bea

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Hello there! How are you today??

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PEANUT!!!

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I went to the Mystery Shack and it was the WORST EXPERIENCE EVER!!!! Before visiting i thought that maybe the tourist trap rankings were wrong when they said that the Mystery Shack was the worst, but upon visiting I found it to be COMPLETELY CORRECT!!!!!!!! There was a scrawny old man with a long beard and overalls hanging around the back of the shack, a quite rude teenager manning the gift shop, and all the show cases were all FAKE! The only Interesting thing at the Mystery Shack is the bottomless pit. And I think I saw a garden gnome run into the woods? But other than those two Slightly Interesting occurrences, I'd say the Mystery Shack is more of a Mystery Sham!!! 2/5 Stars! (One extra star for the bottomless pit..)

(omg ur page is rlly cool...)

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I QUITE FRANKLY AGREE! DID YOU KNOW SOME OF THE THINGS THAT FALL INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT END UP IN MY REALM? THROW YOUR ITEMS IN THE BOTTOMLESS PIT. DO IT.

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Scram, 3-pointer!

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Anyways, rude much! The Mystery Shack ain't for everyone, buddy! Sure it's fake, but it's charming. Keep this up and you'll be one of the attractions!
P.S, the scrawny old man's an aesthetic choice, thank you very much.

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skullie:]

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Help I’m falling down a hole by the Mystery Shack it’s not ending I’m losing interne

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You'll be fine!

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coquetteCharisma

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a pleasure to meet you, stanfords other half!
or er. siBling!
am i using that word in the right context? it is quite new to me.

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Victoria

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you are such a terrible influence and that's exactly why i look up to you. thank you for your service, dear friend

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β›₯ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher

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YOU'RE SCARING ME STANLEY...

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PUCKER UP TRIANGLE BOY.

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GET AWAY!

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MABEL PINES βœ¨πŸŽ€

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Grunkle stan, PLEASE help

Gideon is being weird again :c

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I'll be there soon sweetie, I promise! I'm just helpin' Ford out right now. Soon as I'm done I'll figure out a way to get him to stop, alright?

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Okay.. :(

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Alex Hirsch's worst nightmare βŒ‡ Sys 𓉸ྀི

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Wowie it's Mr Mystery! I'm a big fan and I've bought 100 hundred things from your Mystery shack...

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Old Man Mcgucket

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Woo-wee! Why's that little girl with the poofy hair tryna get revenge on yew!!

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You wouldn't understand, Mcgucket.

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I don't understand many of things, Pines! Doesn't stop me anyways! Need some help gettin rid of em?? I gotta catapult somewhere 'ere in this place!

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That'd be great, actually! Got my hands full right now, anyway.

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Of course! I'll find it 'nd bring it over tew ya in a jiffy!

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Lil' Gideon

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I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE ON YOU STANFORD PINES

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vel πŸ‰

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pls marry me, i know ur married but i'm also amazing and cool and amazing and you should be with me and your existing wife.

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You are 17 years old!

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18 IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS SO IT'LL BE ALRIGHT THEN, AND THE AGE OF CONSENT IN MY COUNTRY IS 16 SO YES IT WOULD BE LEGAL HERE!

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I don't care it's legal in your country, kid, I'll be dead by the time you're my age! I'm flattered that ya think I'm handsome, sure, but I ain't comfortable datin' (or marrying for that matter) someone as young as you.

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β›₯ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher

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HELLO STANLEY.

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BILL CIPHER!

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KNOCK KNOCK!

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OMG I LOVE UR PROFILE, IT'S SO KOOL :D

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Hello, Stanley! :-) Did I do that text face right? Mabel has been teaching me. By the way, I may or may not have broken another window.
Sincerely, Stanford Pines.

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Glad Mabel's been helpin' us both with this! Also I'm not fixing that. It's YOUR house, poindexter!

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blair

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Hii Grunkle Stan!!!

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Mabel! How's it been holding up in Cali? Hope school's been treatin' ya well. I've seen how brutal teens are these days.

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