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General

I really wish I got bullied by a hot tall girl in high school and then on graduation she'd confront me and admit that she actually liked me the whole time. She then kisses me and walks off and we don't see each other again for 4 years since we went off to college. Once I finish college I go back home and while out in town we bump into each other. She tells me she still has the same feelings, but that I'm still a dork. We get together and move to an apartment in the city, figuring life out together. On our 5 year anniversary she'd take me out to a fancy restaurant, bend down on one knee, and pull out a ring. I would say yes of course. We start planning our wedding, and after a year the day comes. But she doesn't show up. After a few more minutes of waiting I get a phone call. It's the hospital, she's been in an accident with a drunk driver and is in critical condition. She doesn't have long left. I race to the hospital, tears streaming down my face. I burst through the doors and ask the nurse where she is. I'm too late. She passed just a couple minutes ago. I go to her room to see her lifeless body. I break down and am inconsolable. The one person I loved more than anything, the one person who I would ever want to love, is gone forever. I would climb the stairs to the roof of the hospital, make my way to the ledge, and stare down at the ground several stories below me. One step and I fall for what feels both like an entirety and only a second. Then there is nothing..... That would be the life..

Music

Did you know that Marlboro gold is just a premium version of Marlboro? Marlboro platinum is just a premium version of Marlboro gold. Marlboro gummies are just a gummy version of Marlboro. Marlboro horse is just a horse version of Marlboro.

Movies

drrrrryyyyyy all day every day. it might be a consequence of living in a bog but humid heat is the worst. when it gets close you can barely breathe and black mould grows everywhere. theres lots of flies this year. my bucket was full of maggots. had no bleach left so had to hose them out. problem is some of the must have lived and now theres a load of fucking bluebottles all over the place. they might not be from the maggots but theres a real influx of them.

Television

i havent seen many bees this summer. thats fucking depressing innit. i was never much of a climate activist type but this is actually getting pretty bad i think. unless they emigrated elsewhere. i hope they never got caught up in those riots where the locals in barcelona or venice orwherever were throwing water at tourists. bees cant swim. would you consider a bee a tourist?? i dont think so but its hard to tell these days. (hard to tell what?? i dunno what i was going to write).. Remember that influzx of german wasps a few years ago? that was fucked up. theres apparently big mutant hornets about now. like big fucking ugly orange batards. they could eat them massive spiders that hang about in sheds alive if they wanted. they must br genetically roided upor something

Books

Ponies ranked by how likely they are to say the N word:

1) Rainbow Dash (when gaming)

2)Applejack

3)Rarity

4)Rainbow Dash (when not gaming)

5)Twilight Sparkle

6)Pinkie Pie

7)Fluttershy

Heroes

North Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 北达科他州接入管道抗议 Ferguson Riots 弗格森暴动 2017 St. Louis protests 2017年圣路易斯抗议活动 Project 4.1 項目4.1 Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll 比基尼环礁的核试验 Unite the Right rally 团结右集会 Charlotte riots 夏洛特暴动 Indonesian genocide 印度尼西亚大屠杀 Attack on the Sui-ho Dam 袭击穗河水坝 Milwaukee riots 密尔沃基骚乱 Shooting of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile 奥尔顿·斯特林和菲兰多·卡斯蒂利亚的射击 Occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Malheur国家野生动物保护区的占领 death of Freddie Gray 弗雷迪·格雷的死 Shooting of Michael Brown 迈克尔·布朗的拍摄 Death of Eric Garner, Oakland California 奥克兰奥克兰市埃里克·加纳（Eric Garner）逝世 Operation Condor 神鹰行动 Occupy WallStreet 占领华尔街 NSA totalitarian surveillance state 美國國家安全局極權監視 My Lai Massacre 我的大屠杀 St. Petersburg, Florida 佛罗里达州圣彼得堡 Kandahar Massacre 坎大哈屠杀 1992 Washington Heights riots 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 No Gun Ri Massacre 无枪杀案 L.A. Rodney King riots 洛杉矶罗德尼·金暴动 1979 Greensboro Massacre 1979年格林斯伯勒大屠杀 Project MKUltra MKUltra计划 Vietnam War 越南战争 Korean War genocide 韓戰平民傷亡 Kent State shootings 肯特州枪击案 Support of Hissene Habre 支持侯賽因·哈布雷 Gadaffi murder 卡扎菲被謀殺 Bombing of Tokyo 轰炸东京 Bombing of Laos 轟炸寮國 Bombing of Cambodia 轟炸柬埔寨 Operation Menu 操作選單 Operation Freedom Deal 自由交易行動 Phoenix Program 鳳凰計劃 Bodo League Massacre 保導聯盟事件 San Francisco Police Department Park Station bombing 旧金山警察局公园站爆炸案 Operation Yellowbird 黃雀行動 Assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. 小马丁·路德·金遭暗杀。 Long Hot Summer of 1967 1967年炎热的夏天 Bagram 巴格拉姆 Selma to Montgomery marches 塞尔玛到蒙哥马利游行 Highway of Death 死亡之路 Ax Handle Saturday 星期六斧头 Battle of Evarts 埃瓦茨战役 Battle of Blair Mountain 布莱尔山战役 McCarthyism 麦卡锡主义 Operation Paperclip 回纹针行动 largest prison population in the world 世界上監獄人數最多 Red Summer 红色夏天 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Pottawatomie massacre 盆大屠杀 Jeju uprising 济州起义 Colfax Massacre 科尔法克斯大屠杀 Massacre of Cernis 卡瓦莱斯缆车事故 Reading Railroad Massacre 阅读铁路大屠杀 Operation LAC LAC行動 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Bay View Massacre 湾景大屠杀 Cascadia movement 卡斯卡迪亚 Lattimer massacre 拉蒂默大屠杀 Ludlow massacre